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11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol she's only 30

eek, 

Nobody has mentioned Mitch Mcconnell yet?  I guess Surly isn’t into half dead decrepit turtle looking motherfuckers that are evil assholes.  

12 hours ago, Underdog said:

Gross?!  Gross is when you go to kiss your grandpa goodnight and he rams his tongue down your throat, that’s gross.  

dude

On 7/19/2021 at 12:06 AM, woohorn said:

Kinda dig Nancy Mace from SC...

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I am pretty sure that was one of my football coaches back in high school.

 

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35 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

who dis?

 

Queen Consort Rania of Jordan. 

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Butter texts?


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It is a testament to just how advanced the average age on this board has become that we are lusting after hot . . . Members of Congress.

1 hour ago, Bob Lives! said:

So 3 = cornered the market?

Big Stretchin Gretchen Whitmer, Harris, AOC, Lina Hidalgo.  There's 4 for the other side.  Market = cornered! 

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So 3 = cornered the market?
Big Stretchin Gretchen Whitmer, Harris, AOC, Lina Hidalgo.  There's 4 for the other side.  Market = cornered! 

Which one of those 4 is supposed to be hot? Those are 7’s at best, with AOC leading the (dog) pack. You have some serious blue tinted shades on if you think any of them is in the same league, from a physical perspective. I’m sure they’re all intellectually superior, but I don’t think that’s the topic.

Full disclosure: I hate both parties, so I’m giving an unbiased and purely superficial opinion.


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I'm sorry, maybe I lost the trail at some point here, but are you trying to say that AOC isn't as attractive as Lara Trump? 

Attractiveness is subjective.

Your opinion is your opinion.  I was pushing back on your "cornering the market" by listing 3, 1 of which is not an elected official in any capacity and never has been.

A lot of people would disagree that AOC is a 7.  Also you're so unbiased, you called them all dogs.  Those dogs probably wouldn't even give you a sideways glance at the street. 

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2 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Attractiveness is subjective.

Your opinion is your opinion.  I was pushing back on your "cornering the market" by listing 3, 1 of which is not an elected official in any capacity and never has been.

A lot of people would disagree that AOC is a 7.  Also you're so unbiased, you called them all dogs.  Those dogs probably wouldn't even give you a sideways glance at the street. 

 

questioning my predilections suddenly...the gay dude and i are far more aligned on which women are more sexually attractive than bob lives and me taking off all political association and just physical.  noem and lara trump are just downright unattractive.  fucking gross on both.  boebert is acceptable in that sarah palin kind of end of the night, looking around the bar and there are no other options way but you can tell just looking at her that all types of unwelcome shit is about to come into your life and likely, some sort of late-night LEO presence worthy of the show "cops."

if we are going global (and beyond ceremonial queens and princesses and shit), it would be possible for eva kaili to potentially convince me of some of the virtues of socialism.

Gay dudes are unbiased when it comes to female attractiveness because we don't want to fuck them.

Noem is a conventionally attractive woman.  Something is very off about Boebert.  Lara Trump is going to age into Ann Coulter. 

Dems generally have more attractive women.  But GOP has more conventionally good looking men (with the exception of Senator McHottie from Georgia). 

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3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Queen Consort Rania of Jordan. 

The Jordanian royal family has had it going on for a LONG time.

Queen Noor was 80's-riffic:

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As for lusting after politicians, smart women are a particular weakness of mine.  Sure, I'm hoping that I'd spend my time with someone more physically attractive than Madeline Albright, but being smart and clever goes a LONG way.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

The Jordanian royal family has had it going on for a LONG time.

Queen Noor was 80's-riffic:

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Something in the water because the Crown Prince of Jordan absolutely got them good genes. 

I don't get the Hidalgo love to be honest, at least from the neck up. 

24 minutes ago, sidis said:

if we are going global (and beyond ceremonial queens and princesses and shit), it would be possible for eva kaili to potentially convince me of some of the virtues of socialism.

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I see your greek and raise you one finn.

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11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

dude

Right?  It’s why I stopped visiting grandpa. 

51 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

hose are 7’s at best, with AOC

wut

Noem's politics are all fucked and her shit's retarded but she's an attractive woman. Boebert is WT who has been ginned up for the political game. Hard fucking pass -- and it's not just because of her buffoonery in the limelight.

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New Zealander needs to be mentioned, if we're going international. 

4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Queen Consort Rania of Jordan. 

Rania Al-Abdullah (Arabic: رانيا العبد الله‎, Rāniyā al-ʻAbd Allāh; born Rania Al-Yassin on 31 August 1970) is the queen consort of Jordan. The daughter of a Palestinian couple, her father being from Tulkarm in the West Bank,[1] she was born in Kuwait. She received her bachelor's degree in business at The American University in Cairo. In 1991, following the Gulf War, she and her family fled to Amman, Jordan, where she met the then-prince Abdullah. Before meeting him, she worked at Citibank and then took a job in the marketing department at Apple.[2] Since marrying the now King of Jordan in 1993, she has become known for her advocacy work related to education, health, community empowerment, youth, cross-cultural dialogue and micro-finance.

16 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Time to go international imo.

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8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Queen Consort Rania of Jordan. 

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GR has broken the seal!

On 7/19/2021 at 4:21 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

i challenge every single one of you to deny the kappa/trideltishness of mtg on her wedding day.... 

i also think she had her pinky toes chopped off on purpose

being born with 8 toes is literally 1 in a million

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So she wasn't always ugly as sin?

On 7/19/2021 at 4:30 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

guess being a horrible person ruined any looks she once had

Damn.  Best me to it.  

I think you missed the meth and the steroids,  though.  She has the trifecta.

12 hours ago, Satoshi said:

 

I see the back of that dress and it makes me want to eat the rich

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

I see the back of that dress and it makes me want to eat the rich

Yeah,  fuck it

3 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Yeah,  fuck it

Cut the cord?

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@christinetx34 is a progressive community activist in Cedar Park. Will straighten out any rightwinger.

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Why move? According to some you can be dead and still vote for her from possibly a different state

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I dont think she’s running for anything yet. I would like to see her in the wild, but its not worth going to a city council or school board meeting.

On 9/17/2021 at 12:21 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

I'd vote for her multiple times, all night long.

Would you call that stuffing the ballot box?

On 9/17/2021 at 12:15 PM, AUinHsv said:

Why move? According to some you can be dead and still vote for her from possibly a different state

Works for me, voted for Biden in 7 different states...  don't tell anyone. 

Jesus fuck, DC really is Hollywood for ugly people.

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Harris County Judge Lena Hidalgo is rude

She dresses modestly but I am calling my shot that Ilhan Omar might have the best figure in Congress

 

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

She dresses modestly but I am calling my shot that Ilhan Omar might have the best figure in Congress

 

Not arguing but the pool is pretty shallow.   

1 hour ago, trauma babe said:

I want her shirt, fuck

Just know that we're still gonna pull a Bender from 'The Breakfast Club' and ask you, "Yeah, I got a question.  Does Ilhan Omar know that you raid her wardrobe?"  

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