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Just now, YGIFS said:

Just know that we're still gonna pull a Bender from 'The Breakfast Club' and ask you, "Yeah, I got a question.  Does Ilhan Omar know that you raid her wardrobe?"  

I think she was talkin about Lina

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3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Ilhan Omar might have the best figure in Congress

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3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

She dresses modestly but I am calling my shot that Ilhan Omar might have the best figure in Congress

AOC is tough to beat.

3 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

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Harris County Judge Lena Hidalgo is rude

Met her on Saturday.  Confirmed. 

6 hours ago, chainsaw said:

She dresses modestly but I am calling my shot that Ilhan Omar might have the best figure in Congress

 

Over AOC?  Come now.  Don't let's be silly.

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Met her on Saturday.  Confirmed. 

How so?

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Over AOC?  Come now.  Don't let's be silly.

AOC is a strong choice too.

This thread is weird. 

My state senator is kinda cute. Met her in person several times and she has a slammin' body too.

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3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

My state senator is kinda cute. Met her in person several times and she has a slammin' body too.

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I've never seen Sauron's eyebrows. But I imagine they look exactly like this.

We’re doing this again?

The butthole board just ain’t enough, I guess.

We’re doing this again?

The butthole board just ain’t enough, I guess.

I was under the impression that this entire site is a butthole board. Is that not the case?
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


I was under the impression that this entire site is a butthole board. Is that not the case?

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16 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

We’re doing this again?

The butthole board just ain’t enough, I guess.

 

wait, i thought this was the butthole board

 

edit: dammit, brisket, very next post. You got to be fast on the butthole board

 

 

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We’re doing this again?

The butthole board just ain’t enough, I guess.

Think its a healthy exercise to complement both sides (up to an extent).
2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

We’re doing this again?

The butthole board just ain’t enough, I guess.

Can't mention CR stuff anywhere else

12 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Can't mention CR stuff anywhere else

Someone hasn’t read the thread about Trevor Noah and the Daily Show 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

We’re doing this again?

The butthole board just ain’t enough, I guess.

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1 minute ago, trauma babe said:

This thread definitely needs more hot dude politician pics to even things out, but I'm not the woman for that job, so I must respectfully defer to @Bama Chick @PenelopeWitherspoon@mchookem @Queen Bitch @Nicole44 or any other woman on the board unlucky enough to have sexual attraction to men 

Why just women who are unlucky enough to be attracted to men?!

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Why just women who are unlucky enough to be attracted to men...

, asshole men.

6 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

You are absolutely right! Mea culpa, that was sexist of me.

 @NameAlreadyInUse @SubliminalHorn by all means throw in your submissions

"rear naked choke" 

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Why just women who are unlucky enough to be attracted to men?!


No kidding. Those lucky lesbians aren't allowed to comment on the attractiveness of men? 


 

23 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

This thread definitely needs more hot dude politician pics to even things out

 

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


No kidding. Those lucky lesbians aren't allowed to comment on the attractiveness of men? 


 

Sure we can, but I have no interest in trolling for pics to post. Someone else can do that yeoman's work

I didn’t know about this thread but if we are allowed to expand to world wide…Tim Harris, South Africa and it’s not even close. That’s my two cents.

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40 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

This thread definitely needs more hot dude politician pics to even things out, but I'm not the woman for that job, so I must respectfully defer to @Bama Chick @PenelopeWitherspoon@mchookem @Queen Bitch @Nicole44 @Ellellelle or any other person on the board unlucky enough to have sexual attraction to men 

Seems like Beto should be an easy answer for them.

I could do some serious damage to repug H of R candidate Bo Hines from NC.  

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I think Mike Pence is a very handsome man. 

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3 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

I could do some serious damage to repug H of R candidate Bo Hines from NC.  

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Somehow the name Bo Hines suggest a joke that I just can't quite find. I can get behind Bo Hines? Not really up to my standards. But something is there.

 

16 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Sure we can, but I have no interest in trolling for pics to post. Someone else can do that yeoman's work

A weather thread?

9 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

I could do some serious damage to repug H of R candidate Bo Hines from NC.  

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4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Somehow the name Bo Hines suggest a joke that I just can't quite find. I can get behind Bo Hines? Not really up to my standards. But something is there.

 

I was definitely going to go with a 'reach around' joke from the thread title, but I didn't want to limit myself.

 

Just now, chainsaw said:

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Yeah, I'm guilty on that one, too.  Welcome back to the 40 Acres, Blake!  Call me!

This thread is weird.

1 hour ago, trauma babe said:

This thread definitely needs more hot dude politician pics to even things out, but I'm not the woman for that job, so I must respectfully defer to @Bama Chick @PenelopeWitherspoon@mchookem @Queen Bitch @Nicole44 @Ellellelle or any other person on the board unlucky enough to have sexual attraction to men 

well... part of my problem is i have a mental block re: politics, meaning, for example, if one is a Trumper or GQP type that's just an absolute dealbreaker i can't get past re: attractiveness. just gross.

having said that... i've always thought John Thune was objectively handsome in a 'generic white male' way, and not completely rotten in his soul...

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same for Aaron Schock

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but really, i find humor and brains sexy as fuck...and i obviously have a thing for black men 😄...so Obama has always been hot as hell in my book...

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7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

We’re doing this again?

The butthole board just ain’t enough, I guess.

I cant remember so help me out.  Where did you post your 3 day grool fest when you went to the Harry Styles concert? Was that on the butthole board?

 

20 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I cant remember so help me out.  Where did you post your 3 day grool fest when you went to the Harry Styles concert? Was that on the butthole board?

 

Dude

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On 10/3/2022 at 1:16 PM, chainsaw said:

She dresses modestly but I am calling my shot that Ilhan Omar might have the best figure in Congress

I couldn’t begin to guess about her figure but she is attractive.

Do foreigners count? Estonia PM Kaja Kallas seems nice.

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4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I couldn’t begin to guess about her figure but she is attractive.

Do foreigners count? Estonia PM Kaja Kallas seems nice.

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5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I didn’t know about this thread but if we are allowed to expand to world wide…Tim Harris, South Africa and it’s not even close. That’s my two cents.

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I thought you were going to go with Peyton or Eli manning.

If you’re just going by looks: 

Eva Kaili

Vice-President of the European Parliament

 

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5 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

I could do some serious damage to repug H of R candidate Bo Hines from NC.  

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9 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I thought you were going to go with Peyton or Eli manning.

Nah. I just hate that type of shirt Tim is wearing. I know how a person dresses is nobody’s business but his/her/their own but I just can’t with that shirt. Plus, it’s too tight on almost everyone and people should just stop it. It’s lame. Off my soapbox. 

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For @trauma babe

More on Eva Kaili (not sure if single but it’s rumored she loves the ladies)

Kaili studied in the Polytechnic of Aristotle University of Thessaloniki to be an Architect Engineer. Her Master of Arts at University of Piraeus, is on International and European Studies. She is a doctoral candidate of Political Economy on Practical responses to Crisis. She did a Principal economics course of Harvard and studied at the Greek School of Journalism.

She kinda reminds me of that really tall and beautiful actress Tricia Helfer (for those that watched Lucifer)…they look a lot alike. More pictures of Eva below…

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16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

For @trauma babe

More on Eva Kaili (not sure if single but it’s rumored she loves the ladies)

Kaili studied in the Polytechnic of Aristotle University of Thessaloniki to be an Architect Engineer. Her Master of Arts at University of Piraeus, is on International and European Studies. She is a doctoral candidate of Political Economy on Practical responses to Crisis. She did a Principal economics course of Harvard and studied at the Greek School of Journalism.

She kinda reminds me of that really tall and beautiful actress Tricia Helfer (for those that watched Lucifer)…they look a lot alike. More pictures of Eva below…

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So she vacations on Lesbos?

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