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#151
13 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

This thread is weird. 

 

5 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

This thread is weird.

Maybe it would help if you replied with more nonsensical animated gifs. 😛

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#152
Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

 

Maybe it would help if you replied with more nonsensical animated gifs. 😛

 

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#154

This type of thread is one of the reasons why I don't tell people about this place. They can find Shaggy for themselves and decide for themselves. 
 

/not calling it surly amongst shaggy peeps

#157
9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

ha, this is way more fun now. less bitching, more thirst traps

Clearly you've not been paying attention to the GoT prequel thread.

#158
On 10/5/2022 at 2:56 PM, DDD Dad said:

Clearly you've not been paying attention to the GoT prequel thread.

no, bc I never finished the original show. oh well

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#159

Nominating both of these great leaders- While the Finnish PM might be more fetching, I continue to be impressed with New Zealand's leader's empathy, poise, and direct communication... the latter two of which are definitely wielded here:

 

#160
On 10/4/2022 at 9:29 PM, Nicole44 said:

For @trauma babe

 

She kinda reminds me of that really tall and beautiful actress Tricia Helfer (for those that watched Lucifer)…they look a lot alike. More pictures of Eva below…

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She's a dead ringer for Jennifer Carpenter.

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#161
22 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Nominating both of these great leaders- While the Finnish PM might be more fetching, I continue to be impressed with New Zealand's leader's empathy, poise, and direct communication... the latter two of which are definitely wielded here:

 

And will the two of you be stripping down to your underwear and engaging in a pillow fight?

#163
2 hours ago, troph said:

the thing about politicians who are men - my biased thinking assumes they are assholes, crooks, liars and hypocrites. so like @mchookem, massive turn off. so it's hard for me to see any politician that's a man in a positive light, though I think younger obama was indeed a looker (in part because I felt his motives were less tainted (which is probably absurd). and while I don't prefer men, I can absolutely acknowledge a handsome man.  watched last week's episode of Yellowstone and can confirm Kevin Costner, Cole Hauser and Luke Grimes are all indeed hotAF as cowboys. The women politicians on the other hand, the few that are attractive, my biased thinking assumes they are in DC or where ever to advocate for others, which is a huge turn on for me.  so hot women politicians, yes. but there is no such thing as a hot politician on the men's side because of their suspect character.  totally biased I know.

Can I introduce you to Marsha Blackburn, Susan Collins and Elise Stefanik?

#165

As if you all wouldn’t absolutely clam slam Diane Feinstein. 
 

Oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwd

excited oh boy GIF

#166
4 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Nominating both of these great leaders- While the Finnish PM might be more fetching, I continue to be impressed with New Zealand's leader's empathy, poise, and direct communication... the latter two of which are definitely wielded here:

 

We found the Chip Brown of New Zealand

#167

wonder if the sign language person next to her just flipped him the bird for the first 20 seconds of ardern's response

#168
the thing about politicians who are men - my biased thinking assumes they are assholes, crooks, liars and hypocrites. so like [mention=210]mchookem[/mention], massive turn off. so it's hard for me to see any politician that's a man in a positive light, though I think younger obama was indeed a looker (in part because I felt his motives were less tainted (which is probably absurd). and while I don't prefer men, I can absolutely acknowledge a handsome man.  watched last week's episode of Yellowstone and can confirm Kevin Costner, Cole Hauser and Luke Grimes are all indeed hotAF as cowboys. The women politicians on the other hand, the few that are attractive, my biased thinking assumes they are in DC or where ever to advocate for others, which is a huge turn on for me.  so hot women politicians, yes. but there is no such thing as a hot politician on the men's side because of their suspect character.  totally biased I know.

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#170
3 minutes ago, troph said:

He’s lost his luster I don’t find losers attractive but maybe he could take Tom bodett’s role for motel 6. Jk sort of, he does have a white sort of Obama style.

Loser? You realize he’s a democrat running in Texas, right? He could be Jesus Christ returned and look like Bradley Cooper and lose to Barry Switzer if he had an R by his name.

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#173

^^ I heard she's really into the dominatrix thing.  She'll make you pour concrete in the sun for months on end with no water before not having sex with you.  

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#177

Cam whore running for office. No, not fitlump you silly gooses...this one is actually decent looking.

The political candidate performed sex acts on camera for tips.

https://nypost.com/2023/09/11/house-candidate-susanna-gibson-performed-sex-acts-on-webcam-for-tips/

How dumb is this broad to get assblasted  on chaturbate for money, and just magically assume that those videos disappear and wont circulate forever. I would say she's too stupid to serve in government, but I'm not sure that's possible anymore. They are all whores anyway, what's one more. 

 

#178
1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Cam whore running for office. No, not fitlump you silly gooses...this one is actually decent looking.

The political candidate performed sex acts on camera for tips.

https://nypost.com/2023/09/11/house-candidate-susanna-gibson-performed-sex-acts-on-webcam-for-tips/

How dumb is this broad to get assblasted  on chaturbate for money, and just magically assume that those videos disappear and wont circulate forever. I would say she's too stupid to serve in government, but I'm not sure that's possible anymore. They are all whores anyway, what's one more. 

 

 

Video is blurred, but you get the idea (NSFW obvs):

 

 

http://news.rr.nihalnavath.com/posts/Susana-Gibson-link-2fc38287

#181
15 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

That is obviously what we all pictured “Averie Bishop” from the Texas beauty pageant circuit looking like.

Maybe she's adopted?

#182
16 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

That is obviously what we all pictured “Averie Bishop” from the Texas beauty pageant circuit looking like.

You guessed that her chin wouldn’t be centered under her nose?

#183
17 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

That is obviously what we all pictured “Averie Bishop” from the Texas beauty pageant circuit looking like.

Here's the incumbent...Republican Angie Button

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#184

Filipino-American candidate v. Chinese-American candidate.

Texas really does manage to pull off "multicultural, yet still backwards as shit" like no other state.

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#189

Guess this is the place for it.

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Edit: I gave you a gif warning 

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#190
On 10/5/2022 at 12:00 AM, Frank Erwin said:

DC is Hollywood for the ugly people

I had a grad school professor that said this. Such a true statement. 

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#195
On 7/19/2021 at 12:06 AM, woohorn said:

Kinda dig Nancy Mace from SC...

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What happened to this woman? When she first came to congress she seemed like a pretty decent, a little moderate, Republican. Someone with decent ideas and so on.  Now she is full blown MTG/MAGA and many times she's worse, which is hard to believe. I can't stand watching her on TV. 

#196
What happened to this woman? When she first came to congress she seemed like a pretty decent, a little moderate, Republican. Someone with decent ideas and so on.  Now she is full blown MTG/MAGA and many times she's worse, which is hard to believe. I can't stand watching her on TV. 

On the bright side, her abject shittiness relieved me of all guilt for objectifying her. She supports a movement that would treat women functionally as chattel, so nobody should feel guilty about viewing her as a semi-sentient set of D-cups.
#197
27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


On the bright side, her abject shittiness relieved me of all guilt for objectifying her. She supports a movement that would treat women functionally as chattel, so nobody should feel guilty about viewing her as a semi-sentient set of D-cups.

Well, she's proven she's a bigger whore than Stormy ever dreamed of being, so she should be treated accordingly. 

#198
29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

so nobody should feel guilty about viewing her as a semi-sentient set of D-cups.

I thought this was about to veer into Ben Shapiro talking about his sister territory.

#199
46 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

What happened to this woman? When she first came to congress she seemed like a pretty decent, a little moderate, Republican. Someone with decent ideas and so on.  Now she is full blown MTG/MAGA and many times she's worse, which is hard to believe. I can't stand watching her on TV. 

Maybe I’m being overly generous, but I put Mace in the category of “non-partisan attention whore”.  If the GOP wasn’t dysfunctional she probably finds someone senior and sober as a mentor (alike LBJ and Rayburn).  I think you can work with that if you’re on the other side. 

#200

Mace and her current views can be directly traced back to the changes related to redistricting. Her district became more rural and red and she has changed her views to keep her seat. She had to defeat a Trump supported challenger in the 22 primary.

Im guessing that she actually needs to keep up the grift and government checks to maintain her lifestyle. Her only focus is staying in office.

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