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  • 1. Firing on citizens is a very bad thing. It’s not end of America bad. That’s emotional and hyperbolic. Stopping the peaceful transfer of power actually literally ends American democracy. Time and ti

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    OOOOOOOhhhhh fact checkers, they aren't biased ever.  

  • @WinningIsHard is correct, Ashli Babbit shouldn’t have been killed.  Which is to say, the former President and those around him shouldn’t have tried to raise an insurrection against the President elec

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I do agree it wasn’t fair she was the only one shot. Should have been hundreds more.

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I take comfort in knowing that no matter how bad I fuck up my life, at least I didn’t throw it away trying to help Donald Trump steal an election.

The rule should be simple. You attack the Capitol while the entire congress is in it you get shot and killed. There should have been hundreds of dead DFW trumpkin realtors that day. 
 

Trump made sure that rule was not enforced that day. So it wasn’t. He is responsible along with his shitbag cohorts like roger stone. Try and hang them all. Can’t run for president if you’re dead. 

Is there a place in Texas where Ashley Babbitt mourners are gathering on Thursday to mark her patriotic demise?  I got a wet bag of shit I need to throw at somebody and they seem like a good group.  Only sad part about her death is we can't exhume her body and jerk off on it in front of her parents.  

You stupid fucking insurrectionist deniers have no fucking idea, do you?  What would have happened to this country if one elected official had been murdered that day.  We would have gone into a 5-10 year black hole as a country as far as the rest of the world was concerned.  Not our own internal political bullshit.  I mean, they would have cut off everything---credit, diplomacy, travel, trade, etc. while we sorted our shit out.  

the gold standard of Democracy can't murder one another on live television and apply for a line of credit in the same day.  That's not how being the reserve currency works.

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25 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

When they say "complex" I think they mean batshit crazy.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ashli-babbitt-violence-road-rage-extramarital-affair_n_61d2ff37e4b0c7d8b8a640b3

 

Ashli Babbitt A Martyr? Her Past Tells A More Complex Story

The 35-year-old had a history of making violent threats and in 2016 was accused of inciting a violent road rage attack amid an extramarital affair.
AP

Alt-Right nut job: "The msm is despicable. How dare they try to sully the reputation of this fine patriot!"

Same Alt-Right nut job: "Yea, that black guy was just standing there when that fine, upstanding officer shot him 7 times, but he had a long criminal record of 5 traffic warrants and a misdemeanor pot charge so it was totally justified."  

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Is there a place in Texas where Ashley Babbitt mourners are gathering on Thursday to mark her patriotic demise?  I got a wet bag of shit I need to throw at somebody and they seem like a good group.  Only sad part about her death is we can't exhume her body and jerk off on it in front of her parents.  

You stupid fucking insurrectionist deniers have no fucking idea, do you?  What would have happened to this country if one elected official had been murdered that day.  We would have gone into a 5-10 year black hole as a country as far as the rest of the world was concerned.  Not our own internal political bullshit.  I mean, they would have cut off everything---credit, diplomacy, travel, trade, etc. while we sorted our shit out.  

the gold standard of Democracy can't murder one another on live television and apply for a line of credit in the same day.  That's not how being the reserve currency works.

That's just fiat money.  You need to buy some gold.  

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Is there a place in Texas where Ashley Babbitt mourners are gathering on Thursday to mark her patriotic demise?  I got a wet bag of shit I need to throw at somebody and they seem like a good group.  Only sad part about her death is we can't exhume her body and jerk off on it in front of her parents.  

You stupid fucking insurrectionist deniers have no fucking idea, do you?  What would have happened to this country if one elected official had been murdered that day.  We would have gone into a 5-10 year black hole as a country as far as the rest of the world was concerned.  Not our own internal political bullshit.  I mean, they would have cut off everything---credit, diplomacy, travel, trade, etc. while we sorted our shit out.  

the gold standard of Democracy can't murder one another on live television and apply for a line of credit in the same day.  That's not how being the reserve currency works.


hopefully they all meet up and are all shot 

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Alt-Right nut job:TexAgs "The msm is despicable. How dare they try to sully the reputation of this fine patriot!"

Same Alt-Right nut job TexAgs: "Yea, that black guy was just standing there when that fine, upstanding officer shot him 7 times, but he had a long criminal record of 5 traffic warrants and a misdemeanor pot charge so it was totally justified."  

fify

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3 hours ago, Goredho said:

I take comfort in knowing that no matter how bad I fuck up my life, at least I didn’t throw it away trying to help Donald Trump steal an election.

Or that you go around believing that Oprah Winfrey and Tom Hanks are trafficking and torturing children to harvest their adrenochrome for orgies and to stay young, because I don't know if anybody is paying attention, but Tom Hanks ain't getting any younger.

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Is there a place in Texas where Ashley Babbitt mourners are gathering on Thursday to mark her patriotic demise?  I got a wet bag of shit I need to throw at somebody and they seem like a good group.  Only sad part about her death is we can't exhume her body and jerk off on it in front of her parents.  

You stupid fucking insurrectionist deniers have no fucking idea, do you?  What would have happened to this country if one elected official had been murdered that day.  We would have gone into a 5-10 year black hole as a country as far as the rest of the world was concerned.  Not our own internal political bullshit.  I mean, they would have cut off everything---credit, diplomacy, travel, trade, etc. while we sorted our shit out.  

the gold standard of Democracy can't murder one another on live television and apply for a line of credit in the same day.  That's not how being the reserve currency works.

I’m going to celebrate her passing by giving the wife a Babbit (aka one shot to the chest)

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m going to celebrate her passing by giving the wife a Babbit (aka one shot to the chest)

if you want extra points for accuracy, it's actually the neck

12 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

So glad this vermin of humanity was unable to propagate. Don't you agree @Johnny Sack?

probably prevented an abortion or two. well, beside the one that was her own life

Edited by Longhorn_Fan68

19 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

if you want extra points for accuracy, it's actually the neck

So a Babbit Necklace.

Just now, Macanudo said:

So a Babbit Necklace.

every time I hear her fucking name I hear this:

 

Well, today is the one year anniversary of when a group of entitled Americans violently stormed the most powerful legislative body in the history of the world because their feelings were hurt. One even breached security and was killed as she came through a window that the mob broke. Surprisingly, a substantial number of Americans have concluded this was murder. 

In honor of her sacrifice, I will let some of the trash juice in my wastebin trickle  onto some astray dog shit in my front yard. May she continue to be the best kind of traitor around, a dead one.

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

Well, today is the one year anniversary of when a group of entitled Americans violently stormed the most powerful legislative body in the history of the world because their feelings were hurt. One even breached security and was killed as she came through a window that the mob broke. Surprisingly, a substantial number of Americans have concluded this was murder. 

I guess the argument is that an angry violent mob should have face to face access to Congress and the VP? And just hope that shit goes ok?

It's a damn shame that she wasn't accompanied to hell by about 1,000 of her buddies at the Capital that day.

So does Ashli gets rewarded with like 40 virgins in heaven or something like that? 

10 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

So does Ashli gets rewarded with like 40 virgins in heaven or something like that? 

Her mom showed up in D.C. this morning with Marjorie Taylor Green and was rewarded with 40 members of the press following them around.

11 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

So does Ashli gets rewarded with like 40 virgins in heaven or something like that? 

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That's just fiat money.  You need to buy some gold.  

Fiat? We don’t need some commie car!
On 1/7/2022 at 7:18 AM, Nivek said:


Fiat? We don’t need some commie car!

I'm sure the prices have skyrocketed, but there was a day when one could get a Fiat Dino for well less than its sister, the Ferrari Dino:

1973 Fiat Dino | Classic Driver Market

A few years ago, Ashli Babbit had an extramarital affair, then stalked and tried to kill the girlfriend of the man she had the affair with (the future Mr. Babbitt) after said girlfriend told Ashli Babbitt's then husband that Ashli was cheating on him.

"Four years earlier, Babbitt repeatedly rammed her SUV into the vehicle of Celeste Norris, with whose boyfriend of six years she was having an extramarital affair, the Associated Press reported.

Speaking publicly for the first time on the incident with the Associated Press, Norris said she found out in 2015 that Aaron Babbitt, her longtime boyfriend, was cheating on her with his coworker Ashli McEntee, who was married to Timothy McEntee at the time.

When Norris found out about the affair, she told Timothy McEntee, which prompted the future Mrs. Babbitt to chase down and ram Norris' vehicle a few weeks later, Norris told the Associated Press."


https://www.businessinsider.com/ashli-babbitt-stalked-harassed-woman-boyfriend-extramarital-affair-with-2022-1


I am totally not surprised that nutjob Ashli Babbit wrote all over her social media about how Trump was defending American values etc...

 

Edited by Horn Under a Bad Sign

On 1/3/2022 at 5:58 PM, Lobo said:

Only sad part about her death is we can't exhume her body and jerk off on it in front of her parents.  

 

A more Surly sentence has never been written. 

But...why not? Was she cremated? 

18 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A few years ago, Ashli Babbit had an extramarital affair, then stalked and tried to kill the girlfriend of the man she had the affair with (the future Mr. Babbitt) after said girlfriend told Ashli Babbitt's then husband that Ashli was cheating on him.

"Four years earlier, Babbitt repeatedly rammed her SUV into the vehicle of Celeste Norris, with whose boyfriend of six years she was having an extramarital affair, the Associated Press reported.

Speaking publicly for the first time on the incident with the Associated Press, Norris said she found out in 2015 that Aaron Babbitt, her longtime boyfriend, was cheating on her with his coworker Ashli McEntee, who was married to Timothy McEntee at the time.

When Norris found out about the affair, she told Timothy McEntee, which prompted the future Mrs. Babbitt to chase down and ram Norris' vehicle a few weeks later, Norris told the Associated Press."


https://www.businessinsider.com/ashli-babbitt-stalked-harassed-woman-boyfriend-extramarital-affair-with-2022-1


I am totally not surprised that nutjob Ashli Babbit wrote all over her social media about how Trump was defending American values etc...

 

I was about to post something about ramming her car not necessarily being an attempted murder, but then I read the article and noticed it said she rammed it repeatedly

14 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

A more Surly sentence has never been written. 

But...why not? Was she cremated? 

 

the urn has curves ?

7 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

A more Surly sentence has never been written. 

But...why not? Was she cremated? 

My name is Jack,

I'm a necrophiliac.

I fuck dead women,

and I fill them with jism.

I get frustrated when they're cremated,

'cuz try as I must,

You Can't Fuck Dust!

 

On 1/6/2022 at 6:50 AM, Bookman said:

Well, today is the one year anniversary of when a group of entitled Americans violently stormed the most powerful legislative body in the history of the world because their feelings were hurt. One even breached security and was killed as she came through a window that the mob broke. Surprisingly, a substantial number of Americans have concluded this was murder. 

A substantial number of ignorant, bigoted, primitive, superstitious savages who haven’t the foggiest clue how the real world works concluded this was murder.

6 hours ago, hpslugga said:

A substantial number of ignorant, bigoted, primitive, superstitious savages who haven’t the foggiest clue how the real world works concluded this was murder.

I mean, what kind of person would think an angry, violent crowd smashing windows and rushing towards Congresspeople is a threat? I'm sure she just wanted to have a civil conversation with them.

  • 3 months later...

Has her family been billed yet for the bullet used on her, therapy for the hero who shot her, EMS services?   

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Has her family been billed yet for the bullet used on her, therapy for the hero who shot her, EMS services?   

and her grave site turned into a public restroom?

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

and her grave site turned into a public restroom?

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It's May 2 and this bitch is still dead.
My worst day on earth is better than her best day in Hell.

Saw the thread bumped and thought maybe she was still alive and I dreamed her death in my head. What a relief to find that she is indeed dead as fuck. 

  • 1 month later...

saw she was trending on Twitter again. I would just like to say, yep, this traitor is still dead.

Does any of the new footage being shown at the hearings show her getting plugged? That would be some true primetime entertainment.

Is there any way I can buy a large poster of her being shot, and signed by the Federal Agent that did it?

 

 

10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Is there any way I can buy a large poster of her being shot, and signed by the Federal Agent that did it?

 

 

hang it on the ceiling and finish off to it every night before bed. it's what she would have wanted

Babbitt sucked and her death, on balance, may have saved lives by preventing further intrusion. But celebrating her death with such glee is pretty gross.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Does any of the new footage being shown at the hearings show her getting plugged? That would be some true primetime entertainment.

 

15 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Is there any way I can buy a large poster of her being shot, and signed by the Federal Agent that did it?

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hang it on the ceiling and finish off to it every night before bed. it's what she would have wanted

 

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2 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Babbitt sucked and her death, on balance, may have saved lives by preventing further intrusion.

there is no "may" about it.  it absolutely did.

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