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  • Hank Scorpio
    Hank Scorpio

    Just saw this thread, I was too busy fighting off a gang of homeless murderers from killing my children in Montrose. Yeah it’s a pain trying to fend off wave after wave of criminal from raping my fami

  • Doc Reeves
    Doc Reeves

    Honestly, shit like this is 1/2 the reason I tune into this place  I got a tour similar to one PS is talking about once. There’s some real shit in h-town *csb i had to get gas off I-10

  • Remember in Independence Day when they nuked Houston and everybody cheered?

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#753
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Things getting so bad we got Art Rascon to retire (fucking finally). 

I'll see your Rascon, but raise you Dominique.....

KPRC 2 Anchor Dominique Sachse to start new chapter after 28 years on Houston television

Dominique’s last day on the anchor desk will be Oct. 29

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2021/09/30/kprc-2-anchor-dominique-sachse-to-start-new-chapter-after-28-years-on-houston-television/

#754
4 hours ago, Stella Link said:

I'll see your Rascon, but raise you Dominique.....

KPRC 2 Anchor Dominique Sachse to start new chapter after 28 years on Houston television

Dominique’s last day on the anchor desk will be Oct. 29

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2021/09/30/kprc-2-anchor-dominique-sachse-to-start-new-chapter-after-28-years-on-houston-television/

End of an era. Probably my first holy shit, that lady is really pretty moment as a child. 

#755
End of an era. Probably my first holy shit, that lady is really pretty moment as a child. 

That was Charlie’s Angels for me.
#757

Cops chase guy doing doughnuts in the intersection. Guy crashes into valet stand at restaurant and kills 3 young valets.

 

#758
3 hours ago, RPM said:

Cops chase guy doing doughnuts in the intersection. Guy crashes into valet stand at restaurant and kills 3 young valets.

 

Anyone else think the biggest tragedy is that he broke the valet code?

#760
Cops chase guy doing doughnuts in the intersection. Guy crashes into valet stand at restaurant and kills 3 young valets.
 

I thought they were supposed to have stopped doing car chases.
#761
8 hours ago, RPM said:

Cops chase guy doing doughnuts in the intersection. Guy crashes into valet stand at restaurant and kills 3 young valets.

 

Pretty sad situation. I’m sure the valets were young guys making low wages. Not how you want to go out. 
 

Prospect Park has pretty good crawfish. Yes, it surprised me as well. 

#762
6 hours ago, ABSR said:

Anyone else think the biggest tragedy is that he broke the valet code?

His B.O. was the worst tragedy.

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#769
On 10/12/2021 at 9:24 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

Street justice or shithead on shithead?

I imagine they were after the catalytic converter. 

I heard a pretty good one over the weekend. Thieves followed a guy into his parking garage at his office, and stole his Dodge RAM TRX while he was working. He reported the truck stolen and pinged the vehicle's location. Within one hour : Port of Houston. Within two hours : Over international waters. 

That is an impressive operation. 

#770
I imagine they were after the catalytic converter. 
I heard a pretty good one over the weekend. Thieves followed a guy into his parking garage at his office, and stole his Dodge RAM TRX while he was working. He reported the truck stolen and pinged the vehicle's location. Within one hour : Port of Houston. Within two hours : Over international waters. 
That is an impressive operation. 
Need to hire those type of professionals.
#771
9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I heard a pretty good one over the weekend. Thieves followed a guy into his parking garage at his office, and stole his Dodge RAM TRX while he was working. He reported the truck stolen and pinged the vehicle's location. Within one hour : Port of Houston. Within two hours : Over international waters. 

Is this the plot of the next Fast and the Furious movie? 

#773
I imagine they were after the catalytic converter. 
I heard a pretty good one over the weekend. Thieves followed a guy into his parking garage at his office, and stole his Dodge RAM TRX while he was working. He reported the truck stolen and pinged the vehicle's location. Within one hour : Port of Houston. Within two hours : Over international waters. 
That is an impressive operation. 

You mean you heard it on Surly?
#775

Our very own Bert Orange.  Post is in "Truck Nuts" thread in Hobbies.

#776
16 minutes ago, baboso said:

Our very own Bert Orange.  Post is in "Truck Nuts" thread in Hobbies.

We appear to have a mutual friend. It sucks that it was Bert's truck. I hope he didn't have any bourbon in it at the time. 

#777

Learned something new about bails.  1) bail bondsmen frequently accept less than 10% down from the defendant and even agree to payment plans, 2) bail bondsmen just write an IOU to the court which is backed by insurance coverage.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/crime/article/harris-county-judges-felony-bonds-critics-16532819.php?sid=5eb35f0cd14307791d11019c&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=news_a&utm_campaign=HC_MorningReport

 

#780

19? she looks 12.

she broke into his house, poured gas on him, and then lit his ass on fire.

that's some fatal attraction shit.

#781

very pretty psychopath 😳 

ETA they got her. she has a model's face.

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#782
On 10/14/2021 at 11:46 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

I imagine they were after the catalytic converter. 

I heard a pretty good one over the weekend. Thieves followed a guy into his parking garage at his office, and stole his Dodge RAM TRX while he was working. He reported the truck stolen and pinged the vehicle's location. Within one hour : Port of Houston. Within two hours : Over international waters. 

That is an impressive operation. 

probably the guys that stole a trackhawk from our building.

#785

you know, i was gonna maybe speculate as to motive, like maybe the victim had, i dunno, done something to her, assaulted her, molested her, just something that might explain it, ya know? i dunno, it's just kinda hard to accept/understand such a cold-blooded, gruesome attack right? without some sort of personal vendetta...

then i read she's involved with gangs and was arrested in a driveby shooting murder last year but charges were dropped.

yeah, she just might be a psychopath lol. sheesh.

#786
2 minutes ago, mchookem said:

you know, i was gonna maybe speculate as to motive, like maybe the victim had, i dunno, done something to her, assaulted her, molested her, just something that might explain it, ya know? i dunno, it's just kinda hard to accept/understand such a cold-blooded, gruesome attack right? without some sort of personal vendetta...

then i read she's involved with gangs and was arrested in a driveby shooting murder last year but charges were dropped.

yeah, she just might be a psychopath lol. sheesh.

Spring Breakers 2?!

#787
On 10/14/2021 at 11:46 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

I imagine they were after the catalytic converter. 

I heard a pretty good one over the weekend. Thieves followed a guy into his parking garage at his office, and stole his Dodge RAM TRX while he was working. He reported the truck stolen and pinged the vehicle's location. Within one hour : Port of Houston. Within two hours : Over international waters. 

That is an impressive operation. 

A cargo vessel can’t possibly get into international waters (10 miles offshore) in an hour from the port of Houston but point taken, they are fast.

#788
10 hours ago, Zwylde said:

A cargo vessel can’t possibly get into international waters (10 miles offshore) in an hour from the port of Houston but point taken, they are fast.

Can a cell phone reach 10mi offshore? How about 5mi?

#789
10 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Can a cell phone reach 10mi offshore? How about 5mi?

5 miles is probably pushing it.  10 miles, most likely no.

 

#790
3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Can a cell phone reach 10mi offshore? How about 5mi?

 

3 hours ago, Zwylde said:

5 miles is probably pushing it.  10 miles, most likely no.

 

GPS functions independent of cell data. As long as it has power to the GPS device, the query can find it's location.

#791

^Very true^

I was just assuming he was asking about actual cell coverage.

 

#792
20 hours ago, mchookem said:

very pretty psychopath 😳 

ETA they got her. she has a model's face.

Cute, but def not worth being burned alive. Well, probably not worth it.  Eh, potentially  not worth it.  

#795
On 10/12/2021 at 9:32 PM, tx 3 putt said:

shooter needs to get a medal

Why thank you....

#796
On 10/18/2021 at 5:00 PM, crash_davis said:

19? she looks 12.

she broke into his house, poured gas on him, and then lit his ass on fire.

that's some fatal attraction shit.

No shit, I had to read text again after seeing the picture....of course seeing the picture after your post, she's set me on fire too.

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