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21 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I probably have 10 accounts on ignore but it’s only 2 actual people. 

Doesn’t count when 8 of those belong to Chrispy / Donkey Cigar

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On 6/26/2023 at 1:55 PM, Js1 said:

Doesn’t count when 8 of those belong to Chrispy / Donkey Cigar

isn't that OG Swam4Texas?

On 6/19/2023 at 12:33 PM, Captainant said:

It's surprising to see the same repeat customers come back over and over and over again. GRUhorn/Satoshi/ImmaculateVibes/et al is back with another sock, and he's already posting daily wire talking heads as neutral sources for cypto, and promoting qanon vaccine conspiracy bullshit in the Elon DT thread.

It's amazing how he's able to keep old bits relevant - COVID and vaccine denial is from three or four socks ago

I could never sock. I mean I'm in the fishing, boating, RV thread, rainbow mafia CR thread, some other CR threads and mostly that's it. I'd be outed in like 3 seconds. socks make no sense to me.

Zero people on ignore. Just kind of hoped either:

1. Banned people would have more of a life to move on to, rather than coming back here over and over again.

2. The mods would do a better job of immediately banning them again ince outed because absolutely none of them change their MO.

I don't know I've ever put anybody on ignore, even the two dipshits that post people's real names.  I have reported a few posts.  But to travel from forum to forum to discuss how much you dislike a poster's takes that you supposedly have on ignore is so bizarre to me.  I thought about doing it myself since I am also bizarre, but I found out recently that immamac sneaks into our offices at night and installs this bizarre feature on our surly accounts.  It's this roller kinda deal on our external mouses and apparently you can use it to just like "scroll" through posts/posters you don't like.  You ask me, he should patent it.  Could change the whole laptop/desktop game forever.  ]]

But invariably the biggest alpha males have to constantly assert how annoyed they are by those beneath them because that's a sign of true leadership.  

Holy fuck I haven't thought about that deranged idiot Swam in a minute. Whatever happened to his idiot sidekick Numbers?

22 hours ago, troph said:

I could never sock. I mean I'm in the fishing, boating, RV thread, rainbow mafia CR thread, some other CR threads and mostly that's it. I'd be outed in like 3 seconds. socks make no sense to me.

Just do like Rex and deny it despite posting in the exact same forums in the exact same style. 

20 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Holy fuck I haven't thought about that deranged idiot Swam in a minute. Whatever happened to his idiot sidekick Numbers?

I think that’s Crispy etc. 

21 hours ago, YGIFS said:

But invariably the biggest alpha males have to constantly assert how annoyed they are by those beneath them because that's a sign of true leadership.  

I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it…

11 minutes ago, troph said:

I think that’s Crispy etc. 

Chrispy is swam?? There's no way - he doesn't disappear for a month or two every time he gets pantsed like swam did whenever his boat was out of wifi range

1 hour ago, troph said:

I think that’s Crispy etc. 

Chrispy was always Chrispy. Until the Donkey Cigar shit started.

Honkey Vape is no where close to the same idiot level as swam. They’re both trolling mofos but the similarities end there. 

On 6/27/2023 at 12:51 PM, troph said:

I could never sock. I mean I'm in the fishing, boating, RV thread, rainbow mafia CR thread, some other CR threads and mostly that's it. I'd be outed in like 3 seconds. socks make no sense to me.

I've had one sock.  In the "Dillo Pad" days, I registered as "The Flooring Guy" just to fuck with him.

I don't have receipts, but I swear Rocko has come back at least a couple of times using the same new name, but damn if I can remember what it was.

14 hours ago, slorch said:

I don't have receipts, but I swear Rocko has come back at least a couple of times using the same new name, but damn if I can remember what it was.

I have questioned several times if Helo is a bit by Rocko. I always settle on that Rocko is not intelligent enough to pull it off for this long. 

Rocko went to the military overseas, got some skills, a real job, made a life for himself and doesn't think about this site or it's denizens. He won and I'm happy for him. Yawn.

so French Foreign Legion?

That Corvette ain't impressin them much.

1 minute ago, slorch said:

so French Foreign Legion?

That Corvette ain't impressin them much.

The image of rocko with a kepi and a thin pencil mustache driving a sporty Peugeot all over France got a chuckle out of me lol. Well done

11 hours ago, HonkeyVape said:

Rocko went to the military overseas, got some skills, a real job, made a life for himself and doesn't think about this site or it's denizens. He won and I'm happy for him. Yawn.

We don’t give a fuck. 

On 6/27/2023 at 1:47 PM, troph said:

isn't that OG Swam4Texas?

#dumberthanswam

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On 6/28/2023 at 2:18 PM, G650 said:

Chrispy was always Chrispy. Until the Donkey Cigar shit started.

And he's back with what looks like two active accounts.

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I don't know why I would put anybody on ignore-- I pay good money to look at the freaks.

Do, do what? Can you repeat that quest-- OH YEAH I DO GOT A MIRROR AT HOME YEAH THANKS SMARTASS.

On 7/21/2023 at 8:52 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Poking through a thread, and came across a shitty bot

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/profile/8082-timsteve/

It's always amusing to see these, but they are getting better.  This thing could have made itself right at home on a less surly board.

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Well that's great, now we have negging bots.

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On 8/14/2023 at 4:48 PM, Beau Vine said:

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Well that's great, now we have negging bots.

Yeah, but it was a Derka post, so is it all that bad?

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3 minutes ago, FonziDelNegro said:

This dude is hella pedophile vibes I’ll just block him so he can go back to beating his meat and praying secretly that Washington huskies win so he can go back to his Fat wife and sneaking to beat his meat what fuckin loser keyboard warrior won’t even see me in person chump Go suck a dick and get off mine fuckin cock munch and yeh I’m here now and I’m not going anywhere had I been here since 2018 I promise I’d turned every real horns fan against you cause your a fake keyboard warrior bitch who drinks Trulys with his transgender brunch group you Molly dick lovin queerBait

New poster who has so far posted AI art making fun of the aggy students killed in the bonfire incident and Michael Vick in a Longhorn uniform in a boxing ring with a huskie. Now throwing around threats and slurs like a real POS. Great addition to the community. 

Just now, royiv said:

New poster who has so far posted AI art making fun of the aggy students killed in the bonfire incident and Michael Vick in a Longhorn uniform in a boxing ring with a huskie. Now throwing around threats and slurs like a real POS. Great addition to the community. 

Fuck you your mom your dad your sister your mother(who’s a bama fan by the way) your uncle your aunt your cousins your grandma and your grandpa! There ain’t a man in your family and if there was I’d love to beat your ass in that parking lot in New Orleans just to get my blood going for the game then I’ll reach back to my buddy and grab my blunt back! Get a life you loser and stop being such a Sex Offender stalker creeper it’s 2023 your gonna eventually get caught and they will check your hard drive and find all your child porn you first hand loser

On 12/6/2023 at 7:49 PM, FonziDelNegro said:

Fuck you your mom your dad your sister your mother(who’s a bama fan by the way) your uncle your aunt your cousins your grandma and your grandpa! There ain’t a man in your family and if there was I’d love to beat your ass in that parking lot in New Orleans just to get my blood going for the game then I’ll reach back to my buddy and grab my blunt back! Get a life you loser and stop being such a Sex Offender stalker creeper it’s 2023 your gonna eventually get caught and they will check your hard drive and find all your child porn you first hand loser

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30 fucking posts to disintegration.

I love this place.

So Fonzi really jumped the shark then, eh?  

I'll see myself out...

21 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So Fonzi really jumped the shark then, eh?  

I'll see myself out...

He told me get got banned for 3 days. 
he down in TJ getting married today. 
 

I got the wedding registry if yall want it 

I think the registry is under Neikia on the for sale forum.  

Wait we have stealth bots posting here? 
 

and what’s their end game? Besides overloading and shit.

4 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

He told me get got banned for 3 days. 
he down in TJ getting married today. 
 

I got the wedding registry if yall want it 

Can you tell him to learn punctuation during his sabbatical?? And also to reset and forget his password?  TIA.

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Saying a recovering alcoholic should take a drink. Bad, stupid, unfunny post.

A poster who negs someone calling that post classless? Worthless piece of shit.

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That shit gets thrown around way too often in game threads. 

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I don't remember what this for or what thread it was on, but I guess it's part of my Permanent Record.

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I’ve got a similar mark, but I remember mine. Equating Rittenhouse with the quote about why folks join the military, with one group being those who want a legal way to kill people, quoted from the first Reacher movie, was shit posting.

Hey, everyone makes mistakes.

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