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  • FonziDelNegro
    FonziDelNegro

    Fuck you your mom your dad your sister your mother(who’s a bama fan by the way) your uncle your aunt your cousins your grandma and your grandpa! There ain’t a man in your family and if there was I’d l

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    It seems like our far right surly brethren have serious issues with closure and moving on. How many times do you losers have to get banned and make up new screen names before you figure out this is no

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20 hours ago, Tom said:

 

It's almost like the entire purpose of this thread is discussion on posters who are banned/soon to be banned, many who aren't necessarily here anymore.

We should give it a name that reflects that.

On 7/25/2022 at 9:32 PM, futureman said:

 

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You’re a problem. You’re a real problem. 

On 7/25/2022 at 8:02 AM, Neonmoon said:

How many times does GRHorn/(Forgot this one)/Immaculate Vibes/Humble Beast have to get crowd sourced before he's permabanned?

This never got answered

2 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

This never got answered

it never got answered because your wife's a whore.

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

it never got answered because your ex-wife's a whore.

fixed

24 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

fixed

Does this mean pics are forthcoming?  Or should we ask another poster. 

8 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

Does this mean pics are forthcoming?  Or should we ask another poster. 

I'm sure there's a chance I'm eskimo bros with some other poster on the site.

7 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

I'm sure there's a chance I'm eskimo bros with some other poster on the site.

yeah.

  • 5 weeks later...
On 8/8/2022 at 10:10 PM, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

His wife is in a coma. 

You see there is no such thing as a Jerk Store which is why it’s kind of confusing.

1 hour ago, MeerkatBong said:

You see there is no such thing as a Jerk Store which is why it’s kind of confusing.

they call them “bodegas”

48 minutes ago, DougHdTx1968 said:

they call them “bodegas”

It’s a smart joke for smart people! Smart people will get it and I’m not gonna dumb it down for you!

1 hour ago, DougHdTx1968 said:

they call them “bodegas”

Si pero, "La Bodega Imbecil" doesn't have the same ring to it.  Although, the children seem to enjoy the clown.

On 7/1/2022 at 10:39 AM, blacklab said:

Ha, didn't even notice the neg, I had already given him a timeout for being a jackass.

Negged.

25 minutes ago, blacklab said:

banned

You can't ban me.  You named this place after me.

3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

You can't ban me.  You named this place after me.

Lakewood is for homos

1 hour ago, Porterhouse said:

Lakewood is for homos

And?

3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

And?

Joel Osteen's dick isn't going to suck itself. 

10 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Joel Osteen's dick isn't going to suck itself. 

Wrong Lakewood but I’ll allow it. 
 

(Tell me you’re from Houston without telling me you’re from Houston). 

8 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Wrong Lakewood but I’ll allow it. 
 

(Tell me you’re from Houston without telling me you’re from Houston). 

Once upon a time Lakewood Landing had a good cheeseburger. Does that still exist?

1 hour ago, MeerkatBong said:

Once upon a time Lakewood Landing had a good cheeseburger. Does that still exist?

Yes and its cheeseburger is among the best in town.

Nvm.

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1 hour ago, Humble Beast said:

I thought a Lakewood Landing was when Joel Osteen teabags someone. 

No, that's when Joel watches his wife get railed by another dude. 

On 9/8/2022 at 1:45 PM, DDD Dad said:

You can't ban me.  You named this place after me.

Your name is Shit Poster? I understand so much more now.

On 9/9/2022 at 3:35 PM, MeerkatBong said:

Once upon a time Lakewood Landing had a good cheeseburger. Does that still exist?

 

On 9/9/2022 at 5:06 PM, DDD Dad said:

Yes and its cheeseburger is among the best in town.

Can confirm the cheeseburger remains on point.  Had one last night.

On 9/9/2022 at 5:06 PM, DDD Dad said:

Yes and its cheeseburger is among the best in town.

RIP Balls

makes me sad every time I think about it. 

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

RIP Balls

makes me sad every time I think about it. 

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Balls and Gazeebo Burger. Damn shame. P

  • 4 months later...

GRHorn / Satoshi / Immaculate Vibes / Humble Beast is back posting under the username @Mullet Free

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5 hours ago, slorch said:

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Okay, @Iceman.

5 hours ago, slorch said:

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Those are Happysocks. They actually hold up really well. 

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It seems like our far right surly brethren have serious issues with closure and moving on. How many times do you losers have to get banned and make up new screen names before you figure out this is not the place for you? Goddamn y’all are some bitch made bitches.

On 2/14/2023 at 10:34 AM, Patricio Swayze said:

It seems like our far right surly brethren have serious issues with closure and moving on. How many times do you losers have to get banned and make up new screen names before you figure out this is not the place for you? Goddamn y’all are some bitch made bitches.

but the far left wingnuts have no issues which is good. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

but the far left wingnuts have no issues which is good. 

Shouldn’t you be fisting yourself with your right and your left?

On 9/7/2022 at 5:29 PM, MeerkatBong said:

You see there is no such thing as a Jerk Store which is why it’s kind of confusing.

Wow.  That's actually a good post.  Bra. Vo.

On 2/14/2023 at 11:34 AM, Patricio Swayze said:

It seems like our far right surly brethren have serious issues with closure and moving on. How many times do you losers have to get banned and make up new screen names before you figure out this is not the place for you? Goddamn y’all are some bitch made bitches.

Damn, you got a rep flush.  Or a rep straight.  

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7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What the fuck’s a frush?

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