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3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

The public sector DGAF if your dumbfuckery is confined to internal affairs. Once your bullshit goes public the consequences are swift unless you're a cop or a president.

Every time I see "internal affairs"

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1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

Killeen is worse than Waco easily.  Belton is tame compared to both. 

palabra.  However, if I ever need to visit a Korean restaurant and pawn shop on the same block, it's nice to know Killeen has 43 options.

There's Korean food in killeen? Is it good?

16 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

There's Korean food in killeen? Is it good?

New recruits typically get sent to Korea for their first rotation. They get wifed then return to Ft Hood.

At least thats how it was 30 years ago.

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New recruits typically get sent to Korea for their first rotation. They get wifed then return to Ft Hood.
At least thats how it was 30 years ago.

A long, long time ago I waited tables at a nice steakhouse. We had an Air Force base in town. One night I got a 20-ish person retirement party. All Air Force brothas. Every. Single. One. Had an Asian wife/girlfriend that spoke limited English.

Everyone was paying separate, so I’m having to around and ask who is with who and so on. I get to the fourth or fifth lady and she says to me “the black guy”. I had to collect myself because every guy at the table was black. So I tried to diplomatically narrow down my choices for her date. After several unsuccessful trjes, this very frustrated Asian lady with a very thick accent yells incredibly loud “CHOCOLATE THUNDAA!!”. One head snaps around and she points and says “dat one”.


/csb
3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Every time I see "internal affairs"

YARN | So the cops knew that Internal Affairs was setting ...

Link is broken but I know the clip it's supposed to be. 

4 hours ago, Mittens said:

palabra.  However, if I ever need to visit a Korean restaurant and pawn shop on the same block, it's nice to know Killeen has 43 options.

Don't forget at least one tattoo parlor and a strip club also on the same street.

Every base (AFB, Navy, Army post, and Marine Base or R depot) in America has at least one secondary gate that leads to one of these streets. And they are for the most part listed as off limits (yeah right) to duty personnel.

3 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

There's Korean food in killeen? Is it good?

C'mon man ! The food is as good as their nail parlors. 😝 

While I'm not a huge fan of it, some of the best Kimchi I ever had was a from an NCO's wife whose hubby was stationed at Hood.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

New recruits typically get sent to Korea for their first rotation. They get wifed then return to Ft Hood.

At least thats how it was 30 years ago   has ALWAYS been. 

FIFY..☝️

2 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:


A long, long time ago I waited tables at a nice steakhouse. We had an Air Force base in town. One night I got a 20-ish person retirement party. All Air Force brothas. Every. Single. One. Had an Asian wife/girlfriend that spoke limited English.

Everyone was paying separate, so I’m having to around and ask who is with who and so on. I get to the fourth or fifth lady and she says to me “the black guy”. I had to collect myself because every guy at the table was black. So I tried to diplomatically narrow down my choices for her date. After several unsuccessful trjes, this very frustrated Asian lady with a very thick accent yells incredibly loud “CHOCOLATE THUNDAA!!”. One head snaps around and she points and says “dat one”.


/csb

That is a funny ass story ( and so true). If in state, No doubt you grew up or went to school in saaaaaay,... Abilene, San Angelo, or maybe Wichita Falls (Dyess, Goodfellow, Sheppard)?

Early 80's, every Friday at the Dyess NCO club was Mongolian beef night during happy hr. The Club was full of all the admin brotha's and their significant Asian + 1's,  or just the wives by themselves 🤷‍♂️ .

17 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

some of the best Kimchi I ever had was a from an NCO's wife whose hubby was stationed at Hood.

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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