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21 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Friend sent from Cedar Park. 

What the Fuck Cedar Park?

 

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Zoom in for details you had not expected (or wanted).  WTF.

Looks like his mohel was suffering from advanced Parkinson’s.

2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Friend sent from Cedar Park. 

What the Fuck Cedar Park?

 

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3 hours ago, texasdago said:

Zoom in for details you had not expected (or wanted).  WTF.

2.43/gal. Not bad. 

1 hour ago, texasdago said:

To be fair, Cedar Park... not Austin.

Good point.  Austin is way weirder.

Yeah, thought the same thing.  No way Michelle would want to reunite with him. 

  • 3 weeks later...

That part of town I’ll bet on drug related. 

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

When's the parade for these heroic game wardens?

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

When's the parade for these heroic game wardens?

Where is the picture of Imma coming out of the water?

11 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Where is the picture of Imma coming out of the water?

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

To what end?  They're not going to eat that nasty shit, are they? 

21 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

To what end?  They're not going to eat that nasty shit, are they? 

give them a medal for cleaning out the lake

Which one of you is in the AUS United Club right now with your shoes off? Bloody savages.

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

give them a medal for cleaning out the lake

For carp? Sure. Bass, they’re assholes. 

If only Nicole had caught them before the game warden did.

11 minutes ago, Deej said:

If only Nicole had caught them before the game warden did.

they're fat from a steady diet of drowned fuckboys

2 hours ago, drt said:

For carp? Sure. Bass, they’re assholes. 

They're assholes either way, but nobody needs to eat anything that comes out of that water.

7 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

They're assholes either way, but nobody needs to eat anything that comes out of that water.

Let's not get crazy.

 

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On 1/3/2025 at 9:15 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Sometimes Reddit comes through

”Gray Pride” or “Pride and Prejudice”

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Maybe the word “Stonewall” resonates with him. 

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Hey man! The Rebs had their gays. I mean they used two man tents for a reason.

We still had two-man tents in the US Army in the early 90s.  Each man had a shelter half so you couldn’t go it alone.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

We still had two-man tents in the US Army in the early 90s.  Each man had a shelter half so you couldn’t go it alone.

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Way to out us

Thanks Clinton!. 

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Way to out us

Thanks Clinton!. 

To be fair, I'm pretty sure our shelter half tents were left over from the Vietnam era. I don't know when they replaced them, but I believe the ones we used were based on WWII models.  They sure felt like it.

On 12/30/2024 at 11:09 AM, McFly said:

That part of town I’ll bet on drug related. 

100%. Lived a block up the hill from there in 2001 while we were building our house. Woodmeade, with Panama Myers and some other UT hoops guys living upstairs. Chicks would knock on our door at 3am thinking they were at those dudes' apt lol. Imagine their surprise when I opened the door. Nice enough apartment complex, but on almost any night we could hear gunfire from our balcony.  Also worked that area in AFD for about 20 years. There's all kinds of bad shit going down over there. Not the worst area of town, but sneaky dangerous even back then, and it's gotten a lot worse.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

To be fair, I'm pretty sure our shelter half tents were left over from the Vietnam era. I don't know when they replaced them, but I believe the ones we used were based on WWII models.  They sure felt like it.

Felt like it. It sure did, battle buddy.

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yeah the fucking cops, whose hq is one fucking block away from the downtown entertainment district, want to open sixth Street up to traffic during party nights because and i quote "it can improve response time"

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

we had a driver attack during sxsw already. interpol has been warning about driver terrorist attacks AND ONE JUST FUCKING HAD ONE IN NEW ORLEANS

but let us open sixth street to night traffic so they can use fucking police cruisers to respond to beat cop shit

go fuck yourself apd

Of course this sounds like a bad idea and we should prioritize safety and discourage terror attacks. Of course. 
 

but maybe . . 
 

if you walk around on dirty 6th on the weekend, you are kinda asking for some shit, like getting stabbed or run over by a terrorist. 

34 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

yeah the fucking cops, whose hq is one fucking block away from the downtown entertainment district, want to open sixth Street up to traffic during party nights because and i quote "it can improve response time"

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

we had a driver attack during sxsw already. interpol has been warning about driver terrorist attacks AND ONE JUST FUCKING HAD ONE IN NEW ORLEANS

but let us open sixth street to night traffic so they can use fucking police cruisers to respond to beat cop shit

go fuck yourself apd

Is that the point of the changes show in that video? If so, has APD been in a coma since before the New Orleans attack? 

26 minutes ago, royiv said:

Is that the point of the changes show in that video? If so, has APD been in a coma since before the New Orleans attack? 

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/austin-police-begin-phased-approach-reopening-sixth-street-traffic-weekend-evenings/269-dcc51c8f-faa3-4829-a165-608d5660410c

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When those do get here, we're going to be taking up the parking lanes and the south side will be a bike lane as well," Davis said. "Traffic will be flowing westbound in that same westbound traffic, but we'll be operating lights and we'll have extra traffic enforcement as far as DUI enforcement out to help with that."

 

According to Davis, police will start near Lavaca, Guadalupe and San Antonio streets because those have the most issues.

 

"When we're talking about calls for service and problems that we're having, that's the area that's kind of condensed to," Davis said.

wtf. can we not get 2-4 cops per street corner like any other fucking real city? 

13 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

I wonder how many push-ups she can do.

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