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19 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

When you drive by, there is one dude working and 3 other dudes standing on the street watching him. That's the golden rule for every road construction project. 1 dude works, 3 dudes watch.

If you want to feel drastically better about our construction woes, you should drive through the center of Taos, NM sometime.  It has a been a variation of this since the popular insurrection and murder of Governor Charles Bent... 

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3 minutes ago, texasdago said:

If you want to feel drastically better about our construction woes, you should drive through the center of Taos, NM sometime.  It has a been a variation of this since the popular insurrection and murder of Governor Charles Bent... 

I lived in Chicago on and off in my younger days.  First moved there in 1982.  I still travel there every once in awhile on business.  I think I-90 and I-94 have been "under construction" for decades.

21 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

 

 

 

They sure bury the lede in that segment, don't they? 

On 1/30/2025 at 2:50 PM, jimmyjazz said:

I lived in Chicago on and off in my younger days.  First moved there in 1982.  I still travel there every once in awhile on business.  I think I-90 and I-94 have been "under construction" for decades.

Santa Anna’s march into East Texas was held up for weeks by the construction at I-35 and Ben White.

Did you hide behind one of the overpass pillars?

Season 3 GIF by Parks and Recreation

Those of you along/near South Lamar, is this you?  Digging the knife in the belt, the machete in the re-usable shopping bag, the velcro shoes, the BB gun, the fighting gloves.

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And here he is 5 years ago

 

24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Season 3 GIF by Parks and Recreation

Those of you along/near South Lamar, is this you?  Digging the knife in the belt, the machete in the re-usable shopping bag, the velcro shoes, the BB gun, the fighting gloves.

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You'd NEVER catch any of us wearing white fucking tube socks with black shoes. Who the fuck do you think we are? CLOWNS?!?!?

Heads up to one of you all that the heat is on. Might want to lay low for a bit

 

Heads up to one of you all that the heat is on. Might want to lay low for a bit
 

You know, accusing Surly posters of driving a Buick is fucking uncalled for, man.

I'm not a cave man, I'm not wearing red heels before dark.  Yeesh.

Here is a picture without his face blurred out.

 

 

 

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10 hours ago, bolverk said:

You'd NEVER catch any of us wearing white fucking tube socks with black shoes. Who the fuck do you think we are? CLOWNS?!?!?

Yeah, Surly posters wear tube socks with sandals. 

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


You know, accusing Surly posters of driving a Buick is fucking uncalled for, man.

Tiger Woods used to be a Buick spokesman.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Tiger Woods used to be a Buick spokesman.

I’d be more interested in knowing what golf club his ex was using on him.

4 hours ago, 3adays said:

Here is a picture without his face blurred out.

 

 

 

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Lulz at Top: gray*, Bottom: none

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Season 3 GIF by Parks and Recreation

Those of you along/near South Lamar, is this you?  Digging the knife in the belt, the machete in the re-usable shopping bag, the velcro shoes, the BB gun, the fighting gloves.

a7ynryvyx4he1.jpeg

 

And here he is 5 years ago

 

I have a different definition of the word "scary" than that poster. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Yeah, Surly posters wear tube socks with sandals. 

I wear white socks with Skechers and drawstring shorts.

11 hours ago, Blotto said:

Heads up to one of you all that the heat is on. Might want to lay low for a bit

 

Don't kink shame.

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Season 3 GIF by Parks and Recreation

Those of you along/near South Lamar, is this you?  Digging the knife in the belt, the machete in the re-usable shopping bag, the velcro shoes, the BB gun, the fighting gloves.

a7ynryvyx4he1.jpeg

 

And here he is 5 years ago

 

This is exactly how I picture Pimphand.

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I wear white socks with Skechers and drawstring shorts.

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French bulldog stealing is now a thing. This piece of shit deserves a special place in hell. Who the fuck steals another person's dog? A piece of shit from Elgin, that's who.

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/man-arrested-shooting-victim-stealing-his-french-bulldog-apd

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The man accused of stealing the dog was arrested in Elgin

The backstory:

Police said on Feb. 2, around 8:45 p.m., officers responded to an aggravated robbery in the 1100 block of Shady Lane.

A victim was walking his two dogs in an apartment complex when a suspect, Raderrick Harvey, drove up to the victim and asked about his French Bulldog, Freya.

Harvey demanded the victim to give him the dog. When the victim refused, Harvey shot the victim in the foot and stole Freya. 

While trying to leave, Harvey dragged and ran over the second dog. The second dog had minor injuries.

On Feb. 4, officials found Harvey in Elgin and arrested him. Harvey had two rifles and a small amount of drugs on him.

Harvey was placed in the Bastop County Jail.

On 2/5/2025 at 4:29 AM, 3adays said:

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So that's what happened to Tate Pittman

 

6 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Harvey demanded the victim to give him the dog. When the victim refused, Harvey shot the victim in the foot and stole Freya. 

 

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4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

French bulldog stealing is now a thing. This piece of shit deserves a special place in hell. Who the fuck steals another person's dog? A piece of shit from Elgin, that's who.

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/man-arrested-shooting-victim-stealing-his-french-bulldog-apd

raderrick-harvey.jpg?ve=1&tl=1

The man accused of stealing the dog was arrested in Elgin

The backstory:

Police said on Feb. 2, around 8:45 p.m., officers responded to an aggravated robbery in the 1100 block of Shady Lane.

A victim was walking his two dogs in an apartment complex when a suspect, Raderrick Harvey, drove up to the victim and asked about his French Bulldog, Freya.

Harvey demanded the victim to give him the dog. When the victim refused, Harvey shot the victim in the foot and stole Freya. 

While trying to leave, Harvey dragged and ran over the second dog. The second dog had minor injuries.

On Feb. 4, officials found Harvey in Elgin and arrested him. Harvey had two rifles and a small amount of drugs on him.

Harvey was placed in the Bastop County Jail.

But wait....

He was previously arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/elgin/three-arrested-in-connection-with-june-shooting-in-elgin/

 

I saw that they also finally caught one of the bitches who break into cars at the Austin parks and popular sites (Mt. Bonnell, St Edwards park). She was also previously booked and charged with charges dismissed.

Fuck this bullshit of letting theses pieces of shits back onto the streets.

 

43 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

French bulldog stealing is now a thing. This piece of shit deserves a special place in hell. Who the fuck steals another person's dog? A piece of shit from Elgin, that's who.

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/man-arrested-shooting-victim-stealing-his-french-bulldog-apd

raderrick-harvey.jpg?ve=1&tl=1

The man accused of stealing the dog was arrested in Elgin

The backstory:

Police said on Feb. 2, around 8:45 p.m., officers responded to an aggravated robbery in the 1100 block of Shady Lane.

A victim was walking his two dogs in an apartment complex when a suspect, Raderrick Harvey, drove up to the victim and asked about his French Bulldog, Freya.

Harvey demanded the victim to give him the dog. When the victim refused, Harvey shot the victim in the foot and stole Freya. 

While trying to leave, Harvey dragged and ran over the second dog. The second dog had minor injuries.

On Feb. 4, officials found Harvey in Elgin and arrested him. Harvey had two rifles and a small amount of drugs on him.

Harvey was placed in the Bastop County Jail.

Oh, its a thing...

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/apd-searching-for-suspect-who-allegedly-stole-puppy/

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You dumb fucks reelected him (you meaning - Austin voters). Not my monkeys not my circus anymore. 

The Fox7 clip was pretty damning.  Garza refuses to take the blame at the top, rather it sounds like the DAs office dragged their feet until day 91 (they have 90 days to indict or the accused gets either reduced bond or walks free) so they can force this off on a county judge to let 'em out.  Garza needs a trip out of office in some silver bracelets.

I'd ask how much money he'd pay not to get his ass kicked right then and there and have his balls chewed off by my dogs. 

On 2/20/2025 at 10:59 AM, Wally Pryor said:

Key to being an (arrested) murder suspect is to give it a little time. The DA will see that you get out. No word on whether you'll get a lollipop upon leaving. 

Dear lord. 

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/investigations/defenders/austin-murder-suspect-bond-amount-update-stephon-morson/269-bb72aa38-5ca4-410f-be76-005f991ec5d1

The first case involves Juan Antonio Ramirez, 32, arrested for a murder that occurred in October 2022. Initially held on a $1 million bond, Ramirez was released after posting a $1 bond.
 

They found a second one. Cheese and rice. 
 

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/investigations/defenders/bond-amount-lowered-murder-suspects-stephon-morson-juan-antonio-ramirez-austin-travis-county/269-7dabc2a8-9bfc-427b-b6ed-0808f6c1e33a

You dumb fucks reelected him (you meaning - Austin voters). Not my monkeys not my circus anymore. 

Our political leadership failed us. Including the Dems, who need to primary his ass and they know it…but they’re too timid to do it. The Repubs are no help, because their choices are always Paxton buttboys, so fuck that.
The curse of one-party rule when your party has no spine is true regardless of party or jurisdiction. A blue county can be just as fucky as a red state.
On 2/21/2025 at 1:18 PM, MissingInAction said:

Dude at a dog friendly bar Luna and I frequent asked how much money I'd pay if someone dog napped Luna.

Money? Have you ever seen John Wick?

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I'm met Luna. You wouldn't have time for a 4 step draw stroke.

19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Our political leadership failed us. Including the Dems, who need to primary his ass and they know it…but they’re too timid to do it. The Repubs are no help, because their choices are always Paxton buttboys, so fuck that.
The curse of one-party rule when your party has no spine is true regardless of party or jurisdiction. A blue county can be just as fucky as a red state.

Dude, there was a very viable alternative in the Dem primaries, but someone on the left pegged him for a plant, and the sponges of Travis County soaked that crap up and defeated Jeremy Sylestine by a mile.  And the fact that Betts came as close as he did to Garza says a ton about how bad of a DA he REALLY is.

When Sarah Eckhardt is calling out that tapeworm you know shit has really gone south.

 

On 2/5/2025 at 4:29 AM, 3adays said:

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These fantasy football loser bets and punishments are going way to far.

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3 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Dude, there was a very viable alternative in the Dem primaries, but someone on the left pegged him for a plant, and the sponges of Travis County soaked that crap up and defeated Jeremy Sylestine by a mile.  And the fact that Betts came as close as he did to Garza says a ton about how bad of a DA he REALLY is.

Jeremy Sylestine

 

Attorney Jeremy Sylestine | Cofer & Connelly, PLLC

Media labeled him MAGA lol

6 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

When Sarah Eckhardt is calling out that tapeworm you know shit has really gone south.

 

Link?

1 hour ago, McFly said:

Link?

https://www.statesman.com/story/news/local/2025/02/20/texas-senator-concerns-over-travis-co-district-attorney-office-indictment-deadline-bail-bond/79346081007/

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State Sen. Sarah Eckhardt on Thursday said she has “grave concerns” about Travis County District Attorney José Garza's administration amid a growing political and legal firestorm over how his office handles the most serious crimes.

In a highly unusual rebuke of a fellow Democrat, Eckhardt said, “There is mounting evidence that our district attorney is not vigorously prosecuting cases, and that is of grave public safety and also of grave concern for the fairness to the accused." 

In an interview with the American-Statesman, the Austin senator said she has requested information from Garza and his staff about the number of times they have missed a deadline to indict defendants that led to their release on dramatically reduced bonds

Eckhardt said she also would like Garza to explain the reason for the missed deadlines and how his office will work to remedy the issue.

Garza did not immediately return a phone call seeking comment.

Eckhardt’s comments came the same week that state senators passed a bail reform bill as the missed deadlines in Travis County took center stage.

She said the issue made it difficult to argue against Republicans’ beliefs that state laws should be altered because dangerous criminals were getting returned to communities.

“What I'm seeing is not a problem with the statutes,” she said. “It is a problem with the office that is supposed to be enforcing the law.”

 

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$100k worth of art work for this place?

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$5k to a landscaping crew would be a much better use of tax payer money. 

Again, they weren't elected because they were fiscally responsible, or even intelligent...

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