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On 3/3/2025 at 9:56 PM, MissingInAction said:

Cunts.

 

 

 

On 3/5/2025 at 8:06 AM, CleverNickname said:

fwiw I'm hearing Abbott has ordered all state agencies to return to office. 

 

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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

I read the headline too fast and thought it said "Ugly Peole Arrested for Sitting in Car." About damn time.

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Finally did something about all the car break ins. These pieces of shits have been at it for years. I'm sure they'll be released and continue their thieving ways or another group takes their place.

 

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-arrests-vehicle-burglaries-parks-mount-bonnell

How do all those black women get through that neighborhood to Mt. Bonnell without all the Karens calling the police?

 

 

 

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Reminds me of Shirley Hemphill.

Y'all are disgusting. Oh, because they're breaking into cars they're black all of a sudden? Really?

Wait...

8 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

 

 

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Reminds me of Shirley Hemphill.

"That's Craig Robinson."

- Katfid

12 hours ago, texasdago said:

Color me not shocked at all

"But you're ruining 6th street!?!?!?!?!!?"

On a related note, unless I'm missing something, last homicide in Austin was February 12th.  I'm sure I've jinxed it now.

Also, has there been an update on this? https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/pedestrian-fatally-struck-by-vehicle-on-south-mopac-frontage-road-in-south-austin

0% chance we make it through the weekend without a murder now 

37 minutes ago, Larry T. Spider said:

0% chance we make it through the weekend without a murder now 

Not suspicious at all.  

9 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

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Reminds me of Shirley Hemphill.

Reminds me of Ryan Perrilloux.

 

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6 hours ago, Larry T. Spider said:

0% chance we make it through the weekend without a murder now 

Nicole back in Austin? 

99% sure I've seen some of those girls at work at Zilker a year or so ago.

16 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Not suspicious at all.  

I have murdered 9 beers so far today at the baseball game. Guilty as charged.

On 3/7/2025 at 11:13 PM, Larry T. Spider said:

0% chance we make it through the weekend without a murder now 

You're welcome.  

Good odds it will be a SXSW attendee

On 3/8/2025 at 4:52 PM, Larry T. Spider said:

I have murdered 9 beers so far today at the baseball game. Guilty as charged.

Didn’t expect the murder to happen 200 yards from me…..

On 2/27/2025 at 11:25 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Dude, early 80s, saturday night, me and my bud in his sweet 1972 (iirc) z28 camaro rolling down 6th, blasting Metallica, high on Mexican ditch weed.

Doesn't get any better than that. 

 

No, we were not from Killeen. 

 

 

My son - from 1991 - says hi……

 

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“We are deeply saddened to inform you that InfoWars Reporter Jamie White was brutally murdered around midnight Sunday night due, in part, to the policies of the Soros Austin, TX D.A. Jose Garza,” Jones wrote. 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

“We are deeply saddened to inform you that InfoWars Reporter Jamie White was brutally murdered around midnight Sunday night due, in part, to the policies of the Soros Austin, TX D.A. Jose Garza,” Jones wrote. 

Soros did it!!!!

 

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pathetic

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Fake news. There is no Jamie White. It's all a hoax.

He was a crisis actor.

3 hours ago, Foosters said:

Nah, probably just a crisis actor

 

52 minutes ago, royiv said:

He was a crisis actor.

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I want to know more. Random act of violence? Drug related? Politically motivated? 

Frogs turned him gay. he had to go. 

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

“We are deeply saddened to inform you that InfoWars Reporter Jamie White was brutally murdered around midnight Sunday night due, in part, to the policies of the Soros Austin, TX D.A. Jose Garza,” Jones wrote. 

I assumed this was fan fiction sarcasm.  Nope.  

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The shooting happened around 4:08 p.m. on the southbound Interstate 35 service road at Martin Luther King, Jr. Boulevard.

Drove past there at 3:30 p.m. yesterday so this hits close to home. 

Some warning shot. 

Doesn't matter how big a dick someone is on the road just keep looking forward with your hands on the fucking wheel. Shit can get sideways, easily.

 

4 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

I got NY Post paywall. The fuck?

Wonderful thing about this site is you can read the content sans giving the fuckers a click.

https://archive.is/qr37m

19 hours ago, Deej said:

Two more pieces of shit out of the gene pool, at least for a while (I hope).

If your masculinity is so fragile as to get into a road rage incident, we're all better off without you around.

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I have to say this headline sucks... was it near the UT campus?  Yes... it was on a feeder by the UT campus but it had nothing to do with or would have truly impacted anyone on the UT campus.  Kind of feels like a fear-mongering headline.  How about road rage shooting off of I-35.

Man killed in road rage shooting near UT campus, police say

On 3/7/2025 at 4:39 PM, crash_davis said:

Finally did something about all the car break ins. These pieces of shits have been at it for years. I'm sure they'll be released and continue their thieving ways or another group takes their place.

 

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-arrests-vehicle-burglaries-parks-mount-bonnell

Simple solution…

Don’t leave anything in your car that is valuable.

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Just now, Steamboat1874 said:

Simple solution…

Don’t leave anything in your car that is valuable.

Locals know that. Many of the victims were out of town folks. 

In my north austin neighborhood, neighbors would complain of breakins. One lady liked to leave her garden tools in her truck. Others would report wallets stolen.

Some people even advocated for leaving your doors open so they wouldnt break windows. That may work in the Tenderloin district surrounded by crackheads, but up here we have people just randomly checking if doors are open

The only thing of value in my car is the change in the console.

I do understand that there are times you cannot avoid having something in your car that some asshole will want to steal.

2 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

Two more pieces of shit out of the gene pool, at least for a while (I hope).

Random guess that it wasn't the first warning shot the guy's fired. 

3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

The only thing of value in my car is the change in the console.

Years ago, I used to leave my keys in the armrest console of my Jeep Cherokee.  Had it parked in the Stiles Switch parking lot for a visit to the flower shop and left it overnight when I was overserved.  All the change was gone the next day, and the armrest up, but the car was still there.  

6 hours ago, texasdago said:

I have to say this headline sucks... was it near the UT campus?  Yes... it was on a feeder by the UT campus but it had nothing to do with or would have truly impacted anyone on the UT campus.  Kind of feels like a fear-mongering headline.  How about road rage shooting off of I-35.

Man killed in road rage shooting near UT campus, police say

Braelynn's mom back in Katy isn't going to click and give them eyeballs if it just says "shooting off I-35"

But "near UT," where her precious baby boy goes?

*click* 

3 hours ago, Mittens said:

Years ago, I used to leave my keys in the armrest console of my Jeep Cherokee.  Had it parked in the Stiles Switch parking lot for a visit to the flower shop and left it overnight when I was overserved.  All the change was gone the next day, and the armrest up, but the car was still there.  

So you went across the street from Stiles Switch for the moist brisket?

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3 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

Me too!

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3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Flower shop. I get it.

 

11 minutes ago, Deej said:

So you went across the street from Stiles Switch for the moist brisket?

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15 hours ago, Js1 said:

Braelynn's mom back in Katy isn't going to click and give them eyeballs if it just says "shooting off I-35"

But "near UT," where her precious baby boy goes?

*click* 

Absolutely.  I mean, she needs to complain on FB about Austin.

3 hours ago, texasdago said:

Absolutely.  I mean, she needs to complain on FB about Austin.

I encourage it.  Austin is terrible and nobody should move here.  

19 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I encourage it.  Austin is terrible and nobody should move here.  

We all live in homeless encampments under high rises and next to food trucks selling birria for influencers.

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