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31 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Yeah, that’s it. Put an entire day’s worth of effort into NOT seeing titties. You people have lost your damn minds.

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1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:


Your schtick is tiresome. Someone with Pflugerville in their name has a lot of nerve bashing Austin. Pville is the shittiest of the burbs and its not close.

And Brushy Creek in Cedar Park beats Old Setters any day. Old Settlers is a distant third at best.

Just cause I grew up there doesn't mean I still live there.  And I'll be the first to say Pville is a giant shithole compared to what it used to be.  

But don't you dare denegrate Baris or Mama Jacks!

I haven't been in years but Baris was actually pretty good...

 

 

2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

But don't you dare denegrate Baris

 

43 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I haven't been in years but Baris was actually pretty good...

 

 

Bah gawd that's @Derka's music!

4 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Your schtick is tiresome. Someone with Pflugerville in their name has a lot of nerve bashing Austin. Pville is the shittiest of the burbs and its not close.

 

Manor has joined the chat

 

6 hours ago, KaiserSoze said:

I was at Barton Spring Pool on Sunday and can confirm there's still some good toplessness there. 

 

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I just hope Liberty Hill has something to say...

As Evil Mopac said, Liberty Hill is for people who find Leander too woke!

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On 5/25/2025 at 5:34 PM, Mittens said:

Apparently they are killing free admittance to Barton Springs from 9pm-10pm on June 1.  Maybe that doesn't affect many of you, but there are hundreds of people who go every night.  I drop in a couple of times a summer.  😡

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/barton-springs-pool-new-hours/269-bf9bca05-7a25-4d47-b0a5-e00617fe5fab

For a hot second, Barton Springs was set to close an hour earlier. It won't.

The City of Austin will not reduce hours at Barton Springs Pool despite a sign posted this weekend teasing the earlier closure.

City Manager T.C Broadnax had directed all departments to identify 1.5% in cost-saving measures. The Parks and Recreation Department proposed closing the pool an hour earlier starting Sunday.

But Jessica King, chief communications officer with the city, said Broadnax had not approved the change or decided if it would save enough money to justify the earlier closure.

"Since the summer season is upon us and we prefer to provide residents with advanced notice on such changes, the City will not be implementing changes to pool hours at this time," King said. "However, as we prepare for next year’s budget, we must also prepare for tougher conversations across all department services."

Swimming is free at the pool from 9-10 p.m., and that last hour tends to be calmer, said Jennifer Hill, whose son is sensitive to bright lights and noise. The pair has been going for a night swim at least four times a week for the past decade — even in winter.

It’s less crowded, there's more parking and it's generally more peaceful, Hill said.

https://www.kut.org/austin/2025-05-27/barton-springs-pool-austin-tx-free-night-swim-closure

I’m sure the homeless could spare a few million from their slush fund to keep the pool open without reducing hours. 
 

The irony about a budget shortcoming, all while this shit is coming up to a vote again...

5 more artists getting funding for ABIA art installations, and 3 are from out of state, one from Laredo, one from Houston.  Not a damned one from Austin.

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After some city dipshits paid some other "artist" dipshit to put those dispshit fish bone "art" stuctures under I35 over by 6th, the last thing I'm going to question is where is the artist from? I'm more worried wtf the "art" will be.

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24 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

The irony about a budget shortcoming, all while this shit is coming up to a vote again...

5 more artists getting funding for ABIA art installations, and 3 are from out of state, one from Laredo, one from Houston.  Not a damned one from Austin.

Maybe the artist who came up with this is too busy...

 

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8 minutes ago, Deej said:

Maybe the artist who came up with this is too busy...

 

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Honest question. Did we pay someone to create that "art"? Please god say No.

9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Honest question. Did we pay someone to create that "art"? Please god say No.

I though it was a safety feature similar to orange cones on the side of a highway.

9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Honest question. Did we pay someone to create that "art"? Please god say No.

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Hear me out on this: why not do a contest for local schools to create artwork for the new airport, maybe even expand to local artists.  Make a pool of money for the winners, even.  But keep it LOCAL.  I bet you could get a shit ton of stuff done for a fraction of the cost.

Hell, hand out spray paint cans and give schools a wall to go to town on, even.

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Maybe the artist who came up with this is too busy...

 

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Re-install the Moments tiles on the Barton Creek / Mopac walking bridge.  The people walking to meetings downtown during August could use the serenity. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Yeah, that was a racket... should have told him to F off.  Did he get his money?

“While I realize that no artwork lasts indefinitely, the original hope was that Moments would be maintained and kept in good repair for many years,” Trominski wrote in a letter to the city this year in support of removing the installation due to its deteriorating condition. “This and general site conditions have created an ongoing less-than-ideal situation for the original concept.”

The artist has asked that no part of the piece be reused, except for recycling. He also asked to witness any demolition and that he get to keep one of the blue panels.

“He would prefer that it not be up if it’s not going to sort of be what it was intended in the beginning,” said Wick, the collection manager for Moments.

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I saw a homeless dude take a shit in his hand and throw it over the bridge onto the cars passing underneath. I guess he should've convinced the city it was performance art and charged us $10,000 for the movement. It'd been no different to than the bullshit Moments "art".

8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I saw a homeless dude take a shit in his hand and throw it over the bridge onto the cars passing underneath.

@TxTow

2 hours ago, texasdago said:

Yeah, that was a racket... should have told him to F off.  Did he get his money?

“While I realize that no artwork lasts indefinitely, the original hope was that Moments would be maintained and kept in good repair for many years,” Trominski wrote in a letter to the city this year in support of removing the installation due to its deteriorating condition. “This and general site conditions have created an ongoing less-than-ideal situation for the original concept.”

The artist has asked that no part of the piece be reused, except for recycling. He also asked to witness any demolition and that he get to keep one of the blue panels.

“He would prefer that it not be up if it’s not going to sort of be what it was intended in the beginning,” said Wick, the collection manager for Moments.

This shit is infuriating. We need a D___ cleansing and fire 80% of these grifters/cancel all contracts. (No CR)
 

Whoever blue lit the fucking squares should be the first fired. 45 fucking thousand. They have ZERO fiduciary duty to the tax payers. 

Just a reminder when you bash COA for not solving our homeless crises, that the State of Texas ships them here. They release them from state hospitals. Surrounding counties also bus them here (or ex-cons and aged out foster kids).

https://www.threads.com/@ginahinojosaatx/post/DKLXxRGNqB7?xmt=AQF0qGnJgYI3wvCz5X6C8C0TXi5Qj0OauWztx8dk9Cfc0A

When you point fingers, point them to state and federal authorities for decimating our safety net infrastructure on regional and state problems.

The city is left with choosing from the best bad solutions to mitigate longterm homelessness.

32 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

The city is left with choosing from the best bad solutions to mitigate longterm homelessness.

Buy them a bus ticket to Midland.  

6 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Buy them a bus ticket to Midland.  

College Station

31 minutes ago, Deej said:

College Station

They're already homeless, that's just adding insult to injury.  

27 minutes ago, Deej said:

College Station

I was thinking more that professed Christian Tim Dunn would be a good candidate to offer the kind of compassionate support to the most needy that Jesus Christ himself commanded in John 15:12.  

Just now, PvilleStang said:

They're already homeless, that's just adding insult to injury.  

Perfect

30 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

They're already homeless, that's just adding insult to injury.  

But at least they'd have an endless supply of yokels explaining how to get to the stadium.

 

 

8 minutes ago, utee94 said:

But at least they'd have an endless supply of yokels explaining how to get to the stadium.

 

I can think of no better use for Kyle Field.

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

College Station

That's actually a pretty good idea. There's plenty of room for housing in the A&M Hall of Champions.

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

That's actually a pretty good idea. There's plenty of room for housing in the A&M Hall of Champions.

That would be the first place I'd evacuate to if a hurricane heads to Houston

On 6/1/2025 at 11:04 AM, crash_davis said:

Imagine that. A tow truck driver is a piece of shit. ATX-VIP Towing. 

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone off an overpass.

Seriously, what's the backstory here with this apparent serial killer?  

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