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  • Ironic, since he’s been a staff infection here at Texas.

  • Spring Branch Horn
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    CNN says it is Trump's fault that Beck is out this game (BREAKING NEWS)   (just a joke!)

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    I dislike Beck the coordinator as much as the next fan, but all the jokes about him in a thread announcing that he's missing a game due hospitalization are as inappropriate as a slow developing stretc

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Whatever it is, pretty sure the Wizard is responsible.

Naaah... Were it the Wizard, he'd make sure Beck would be calling plays, no?

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Hopefully, it's just a case of the jobinterviewsomewhereelseitis.

I think Gene Chizik suffered from the same ailment when we played in Manhattan in 2006.

Beck went to wrong place for Hot Soup......

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Sayyyy... you don't suppose this has anything to do with Ehlinger asking MensaTom if he really wanted him to do something Beck told him to do?

bird flu, small pox, measles, zika, west nile....all possibilities that would keep him from flying. My guess is that Coach Herman will take an intentional delay of game on the first play, in his honor....

 

This place will be a real shit show Saturday night if Herman calls plays and the Horns offense actually looks presentable. This is gonna be fun.:D

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I thought the general consensus is Herm is already mostly calling the plays anyway.  If Beck is not in the booth, I doubt it will matter much.  This is Tom Herman's offense - period.  

I'm not a Tim Beck fan, but anything that changes the regular flow of things just scares me to death {hand wringing}. On the other hand, if things go as they have been going, or better, many theories gain traction. Either way, hope the guy gets better.

So...Mehringer is going to call the plays?

TFB now confirming reports that Beck will miss the KSU game. They say the illness is not serious.

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

TFB now confirming reports that Beck will miss the KSU game. They say the illness is not serious.

Link? Do they say anything about who will take over?

35 minutes ago, Yesh said:

So...Mehringer is going to call the plays?

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Whatever it is, pretty sure the Wizard is responsible.

Jokes on him...he meant to take out Orlando  but got Beck instead. Not today Purple Wizard! 

5 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Link? Do they say anything about who will take over?

It's on the paywall side. Nothing about who's calling plays.

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He probably casually coughed one time around Herman and he said he should sit out this season...out of concern

11 minutes ago, Kenny Powers said:

Jokes on him...he meant to take out Orlando  but got Beck instead. Not today Purple Wizard! 

Even his satanic hexes are losing their touch. Couldn't even curse the right coordinator. 

"No it's fine coach, just a little sensitive to mold is all. I'll be fi...."

Herman- "WHY GOD!!! WHY HAVE YOU STRICKEN US DOWN WITH SUCH MALADIES!!! ITS NOT FAIR!!!"

Just now, ztejas said:

Even his satanic hexes are losing their touch. Couldn't even curse the right coordinator. 

Well he will curse the right one as soon as KSU names his son as HC in waiting. 

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I dislike Beck the coordinator as much as the next fan, but all the jokes about him in a thread announcing that he's missing a game due hospitalization are as inappropriate as a slow developing stretch play on fourth and one against a fast but small tcu defense. 

If Beck misses the rest of the year with this infection, he can still redshirt.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

If Beck misses the rest of the year with this infection, he can still redshirt.

Shit, I was hoping he'd used up his eligibility at Texas.

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

If Beck misses the rest of the year with this infection, he can still redshirt.

I'd love to see him back in a red shirt.

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3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'd love to see him back in a red shirt.

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Easily the best offensive coordinator they've had in the last decade.

Infections in men that are not serious that get hospitalized quite a bit

some pneumonias 

Infected foot wounds on diabetics

injection site infections

surgical wound infection

Dog bites and ‘fight bites’ to hands

gastroenteritis with severe dehydration

Appendicitis, cholecystitis and other boring gut illness 

retropharyngeal abscess

infected implant/osteomyelitis

what am I missing? One of you guys who treats more of these can fix my list.

I’m deliberately not counting viruses/uri, meningitis, uti, prostatitis, sinusitis, bacteremia, or athlete’s foot.

8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

If Beck misses the rest of the year with this infection, he can still redshirt.

If he gets out of the hospital tonight, could he drive to the game and also pick up Pat Hudson and Lagaryonn Carson in Silsbee and Texarkana on the way?

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Easily the best offensive coordinator they've had in the last decade.

Shawn Watson wants to arm wrestle you.

Just now, texifornia said:

If he gets out of the hospital tonight, could he drive to the game and also pick up Pat Hudson and Lagaryonn Carson in Silsbee and Texarkana on the way?

Would be pretty cool if he did.  Just goes to show those DC-area bonds are strong.

1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

Infections in men that are not serious that get hospitalized quite a bit

some pneumonias 

Infected foot wounds on diabetics

injection site infections

surgical wound infection

Dog bites and ‘fight bites’ to hands

gastroenteritis with severe dehydration

Appendicitis, cholecystitis and other boring gut illness 

retropharyngeal abscess

infected implant/osteomyelitis

what am I missing? One of you guys who treats more of these can fix my list.

I’m deliberately not counting viruses/uri, meningitis, uti, prostatitis, sinusitis, bacteremia, or athlete’s foot.

I've got $20 on retropharyngeal abscess.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Shawn Watson wants to arm wrestle you.

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3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Easily the best offensive coordinator they've had in the last decade.

Scoring in Nebraska is different. Top 3 ways for most folks are giving an offensive line lots of steroids, throwing a baggie full of dried corn at a stationary target, and giving beer to a naive farmgirl freshman.

This is what I do at work on Fridays

CNN says it is Trump's fault that Beck is out this game (BREAKING NEWS)   (just a joke!)

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1 minute ago, Spring Branch Horn said:

CNN says it is Trump's fault that Beck is out this game (BREAKING NEWS)

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14 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Scoring in Nebraska is different. Top 3 ways for most folks are giving an offensive line lots of steroids, throwing a baggie full of dried corn at a stationary target, and giving beer to a naive farmgirl freshman.

Beer? No no. That's a job for beer's cousin, liquor.

10 minutes ago, Spring Branch Horn said:

CNN says it is Trump's fault that Beck is out this game (BREAKING NEWS)

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Ironic, since he’s been a staff infection here at Texas.

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