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Maybe us giving in on the Michigan flip will help us push for a better home SEC schedule the first couple of years.

To aggy's complete misery, I hope.

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I wonder what non conference game A&M will be dropping in 2024:

Notre Dame

New Mexico State

Bowling Green 

McNeese State

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Get this stupid shit off this board. You’re fucking dense. 

Coming from the guy quoting week old posts. The conversation has already moved past it. Try to keep up, fuckstick.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I’ve laid a lot of pipe in the greater Provo/SLC area (including the surrounding counties) and I must say what the women lack in looks, they more than make up for in spirited enthusiasm when presented with a healthy, attractive Johnson.

Provo to Southlake Carroll is a large area. 

1 hour ago, OrangEngr said:

Yes, but aggy was running away from us. We are abandoning 8 boat anchors around our necks. Big difference

from a logistical and tradition standpoint, I'd rather play texas teams than any of the shit sec teams we are going to face.

 

18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

He’s not wrong technically.

Next year:

Texas plays Michigan
Alabama plays Wisconsin
Arkansas plays Oklahoma St
Auburn plays Cal
Florida plays Miami and FSU
Georgia plays Clemson and Georgia Tech
Kentucky plays Louisville
LSU plays USC and UCLA
Mississippi St plays Arizona St
Missouri plays Boston College
Ole Miss plays Wake Forest
South Carolina play UNC and Clemson 
Vanderbilt plays Virginia Tech
aggy plays Notre Dame
Tennessee and Oklahoma were playing OOC before they canceled

 

So yes don’t be a fucking pussy.

23 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Per aggy that first game is guaranteed to be at Pyle 

I believe the aggy quote was along the lines of, "Texas will be coming to Kyle in 2025." SEC can make that happen by giving us the game in 2024 and giving aggie another big fuck you at the same time.

3 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Next year:

Texas plays Michigan
Alabama plays Wisconsin
Arkansas plays Oklahoma St
Auburn plays Cal
Florida plays Miami and FSU
Georgia plays Clemson and Georgia Tech
Kentucky plays Louisville
LSU plays USC and UCLA
Mississippi St plays Arizona St
Missouri plays Boston College
Ole Miss plays Wake Forest
South Carolina play UNC and Clemson 
Vanderbilt plays Virginia Tech
aggy plays Notre Dame
Tennessee and Oklahoma were playing OOC before they canceled

 

So yes don’t be a fucking pussy.

S-E-C, S-E-C, S-E-C!

4 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Next year:

Texas plays Michigan
Alabama plays Wisconsin
Arkansas plays Oklahoma St
Auburn plays Cal
Florida plays Miami and FSU
Georgia plays Clemson and Georgia Tech
Kentucky plays Louisville
LSU plays USC and UCLA
Mississippi St plays Arizona St
Missouri plays Boston College
Ole Miss plays Wake Forest
South Carolina play UNC and Clemson 
Vanderbilt plays Virginia Tech
aggy plays Notre Dame
Tennessee and Oklahoma were playing OOC before they canceled

 

So yes don’t be a fucking pussy.

2/3 to 3/4 of the teams you’re trying to prove your point with are ass. 

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4 minutes ago, redswingline said:

from a logistical and tradition standpoint, I'd rather play texas teams than any of the shit sec teams we are going to face.

 

Fuck Baylor and UH

12 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Well, considering the last 13 years I would hope we would maybe see what we have been doing isn’t working. But nope, instead we will pound our chests and think we don’t need to do anything different.

Meanwhile Georgie will enjoy their 3rd straight national title this year playing Ball State, Georgia Tech, UAB and UT Martin in non conference games. 

You want to schedule like Georgia, here is their out of conference schedule in 2026:

09/05 - UCLA

09/12 - WKU

09/19 - at Louisville

11/28 - Georgia Tech

4 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

I believe the aggy quote was along the lines of, "Texas will be coming to Kyle in 2025." SEC can make that happen by giving us the game in 2024 and giving aggie another big fuck you at the same time.

Username made me laugh too.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Fuck Baylor and UH

And TCU and SMU. 

 

Id be okay with UTSA, Rice, UTEP, Texas state though

1 minute ago, TKthunder2 said:

You want to schedule like Georgia, here is their out of conference schedule in 2026:

09/05 - UCLA

09/12 - WKU

09/19 - at Louisville

11/28 - Georgia Tech

So basically their schedule is what he is saying we should do?

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

2/3 to 3/4 of the teams you’re trying to prove your point with are ass. 

So you want to schedule like Alabama, Georgia, Florida, LSU?

or like Mississippi St, Missouri, Ole Miss?

Don’t be a pussy.

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Provo to Southlake Carroll is a large area. 

Not with a healthy, attractive Johnson it isn't.

9 minutes ago, redswingline said:

from a logistical and tradition standpoint, I'd rather play texas teams than any of the shit sec teams we are going to face.

 

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16 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I wonder what non conference game A&M will be dropping in 2024:

Notre Dame

New Mexico State

Bowling Green 

McNeese State

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Tune into Finebaum tomorrow to hear all the methheads complain.  Has to be a east and west SEC network right?  

3 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

So you want to schedule like Alabama, Georgia, Florida, LSU?

or like Mississippi St, Missouri, Ole Miss?

Don’t be a pussy.

No need to schedule extremely difficult out of conference games. Has nothing to do with being a pussy or not. You’re going to be pissed with sec sticks with 8 game and we join in on the late season FCS opponents. 

Jfc no one is saying be a pussy. If you schedule Bama back to back years maybe you don’t have to follow it up by scheduling Michigan and Ohio State the next two years. It’s called common sense. I promise no one would consider you a pussy for spreading those games out a bit.

Part of getting out of the cycle of mediocrity is not going into conference play every damn year with a team that is already beat up and physically and emotionally drained while the majority of your conference mates essentially played 2 bye weeks and a semi-respectable but not great P5 school. 

Not to mention we have had the great fortune of catching ULL and UTSA the last two years with two of their best teams in the school history.

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28 minutes ago, thepop said:

I hope ou loses every game this year. What’s wrong with some of you

I hope the payout bankrupts OU, it has to close up shop and the campus is turned into a Walmart distribution center. 

7 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Jfc no one is saying be a pussy. But if you schedule Bama back to back years maybe you don’t have to follow it up by scheduling Michigan and Ohio State the next two years. It’s called common sense.

Part of getting out of the cycle of mediocrity is not going into conference play every damn year with a team that is already beat up and physically and emotionally drained while the majority of your conference mates essentially played 2 bye weeks and a semi-respectable but not great P5 school. 

Then be glad your team was never an independent, playing with a front-loaded schedule...

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A OU/Texas big 12 title game would be glorious on the way out of this shit hole. 

They won’t let that happen.
2 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Hope Texas and OU beat every big 12 team ass for the final season.  But fuck OU.

 

51 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A OU/Texas big 12 title game would be glorious on the way out of this shit hole. 

What the fuck is wrong with you dipshits.

I hope OU loses every game 937 to nothing, goes bankrupt from the lost revenue, and everyone dies of cancerAIDS.

 

As for the SEC...

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I hope the payout bankrupts OU, it has to close up shop and the campus is turned into a Walmart distribution center. 

They’ll just steal some reservation and put a bunch of concrete slabs on it with 50 amp hook ups and make weekly bank.
41 minutes ago, royiv said:

Coming from the guy quoting week old posts. The conversation has already moved past it. Try to keep up, fuckstick.

Shut the fuck up, bitch. 

7 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Shut the fuck up, bitch. 

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1 minute ago, royiv said:

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actually, Tex Pete is a badass, so maybe you should, like, you know, fuck off or something

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2 minutes ago, royiv said:

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You continually seem to have an issue with keeping politics on the politics board. Stop bringing it over here. It’s not a difficult concept. 

Just now, Rimbo said:

actually, Tex Pete is a badass, so maybe you should, like, you know, fuck off or something

Cute, his little bodyguards are coming out...

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32 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I hope the payout bankrupts OU, it has to close up shop and the campus is turned into a Walmart distribution center. 

Pretty sure it already is 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

You continually seem to have an issue with keeping politics on the politics board. Stop bringing it over here. It’s not a difficult concept. 

There's a button to report the post if you feel that way. 

2 minutes ago, royiv said:

Cute, his little bodyguards are coming out...

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2 minutes ago, royiv said:

There's a button to report the post if you feel that way. 

You’re a grown man. Rules aren’t hard to follow. This has been the rule for many years here. 

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

You’re a grown man. Rules aren’t hard to follow. This has been the rule for many years here. 

He is a regular chinese spy balloon.. *ducks*

Just now, Tex Pete said:

You’re a grown man. Rules aren’t hard to follow. This has been the rule for many years here. 

I'm actually a 14 year old in my mom's basement.

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You’re a grown man. Rules aren’t hard to follow. This has been the rule for many years here. 

If you talk about how good looking a woman is you post a pic?  

1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said:

Next year:

Texas plays Michigan
Alabama plays Wisconsin
Arkansas plays Oklahoma St
Auburn plays Cal
Florida plays Miami and FSU
Georgia plays Clemson and Georgia Tech
Kentucky plays Louisville
LSU plays USC and UCLA
Mississippi St plays Arizona St
Missouri plays Boston College
Ole Miss plays Wake Forest
South Carolina play UNC and Clemson 
Vanderbilt plays Virginia Tech
aggy plays Notre Dame
Tennessee and Oklahoma were playing OOC before they canceled

 

So yes don’t be a fucking pussy.

That was with 4 OOC games, not 3. It's a big difference.

I want to play a great schedule, but everyone else should have to as well.

Think how much cooler 2005 would have been playing Western Kentucky than these guys. image.thumb.png.5e7655ca015e95ba99ecd174387472f9.png

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Per aggy, we’ll never get in the SEC. They have a gentleman’s agreement. 

 

one of the greatest to ever wear the Longhorn uni .....

 

54 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

That was with 4 OOC games, not 3. It's a big difference.

I want to play a great schedule, but everyone else should have to as well.

I think banning FCS opponents and requiring that everyone play at least 1 P5+ND opponents would be good enough. Sure, you’ll have some that try to schedule Rutgers, Kansas, and Duke but at least set the floor and don’t let teams completely phone it in by filling up with FCS, CUSA, and MAC teams.

Texas can play 1 P5 team, Rice/UTSA/UTEP, and another rando G5 team like ULL, Wyoming, or FIU and have a fairly strong schedule.

18 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I think banning FCS opponents and requiring that everyone play at least 1 P5+ND opponents would be good enough. Sure, you’ll have some that try to schedule Rutgers, Kansas, and Duke but at least set the floor and don’t let teams completely phone it in by filling up with FCS, CUSA, and MAC teams.

Texas can play 1 P5 team, Rice/UTSA/UTEP, and another rando G5 team like ULL, Wyoming, or FIU and have a fairly strong schedule.

P5 conference programs should only play P5 programs. We will eventually get there.

If the SEC moves to 9 conference games, and they should, the rest of college football is going to be playing a much easier schedule. 

Big 12 needs to gobble up the best of the PAC and the top half of the ACC needs to join the B1G/SEC. The Texas/OU settlement should set the stage for the ACC. At that point, all 3 conferences should up their conference games to 10 or 11 and pass legislation forcing all OOC games to be between the P3 (B1G-SEC-Big 12++++)

Clemson/FSU are stuck until they attempt to challenge the GOR. Texas and OU settled for about 63 cents on the dollar. Good luck. And y’all thought OU was poor.
 

ESPN definitely wants the ACC to continue to exist, so I think they’ll throw them a bone. The one school one network model won’t work so they’ll have to think of something else to bribe them. 

9 hours ago, mdmost said:

Member when we laughed at aggy for being excited about this?

Sure. But we all knew how that was going to work out for them. And that's exactly what's happened. And at that time, I think most of us were still figuring out that the Big XII experiment just wasn't going to work. History has changed our perspective.

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