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On 7/23/2021 at 10:50 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Thread does not deliver. 

Este.

On 7/24/2021 at 1:42 PM, F250 said:

ASU is on another level.

Women from the South East tend to all have that "I'm gonna gain 50 pounds any minute" look about them.

ASU is the only Pac 12 school that can compete with the SEC. SC and UCLA may have had some hotties in the 80s, now it's a little nerdier ...

8 hours ago, Tomatillo said:

ASU is the only Pac 12 school that can compete with the SEC. SC and UCLA may have had some hotties in the 80s, now it's a little nerdier ...

Sure if Cankles is your thing.

 

ASU is the only Pac 12 school that can compete with the SEC. SC and UCLA may have had some hotties in the 80s, now it's a little nerdier ...
I have no idea about the general student population, but Oregon cheer makes me think they should be in the conversation.
42 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:
12 hours ago, Tomatillo said:
ASU is the only Pac 12 school that can compete with the SEC. SC and UCLA may have had some hotties in the 80s, now it's a little nerdier ...

I have no idea about the general student population, but Oregon cheer makes me think they should be in the conversation.

Oregon cheer is the goat, but the student body is typically covered up and granola most of the year. Definitely some beautiful women in the PNW though. Just not great weather or the type of culture that shows it off. 

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Why isn't this thread better?

 

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2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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White dress needs a sammich or two. 

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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Seen hotter at Target.

 

On 7/24/2021 at 9:43 PM, DougO said:

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God bless Gene Wilder, not sure who else could pull that off, though it is a very pretty sheep.

2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

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Pretty sure I ran into her at Choctaw this weekend.  She tried to hit me up for an "overnight with multiples"---whatever that means : )

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bc i'm a fkup

17 hours ago, Tomatillo said:

ASU is the only Pac 12 school that can compete with the SEC. SC and UCLA may have had some hotties in the 80s, now it's a little nerdier ...

   This is incorrect. As a guy who lived in LA, UCLA, USC, and ASU can compete. There are some pretty sorority girls in the SEC for sure, but overall the warm climate Cali girls have more of them. The SEC can have some hogs. People out west take better care of themselves and actually eat a salad every once and awhile.

13 hours ago, Thatguy said:

   This is incorrect. As a guy who lived in LA, UCLA, USC, and ASU can compete. There are some pretty sorority girls in the SEC for sure, but overall the warm climate Cali girls have more of them. The SEC can have some hogs. People out west take better care of themselves and actually eat a salad every once and awhile.

No question, and the same applies in Austin.  I feel like a high percentage of those Deep South hotties are future members of the two hundred pound club.

9 hours ago, markstanco said:


What is that in the background, Private Lee?

 

What background ??? 😋 

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9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

No question, and the same applies in Austin.  I feel like a high percentage of those Deep South hotties are future members of the two hundred pound club.

   Austin is correct as well. Wife and I drove over to Austin a few weeks back for a day trip. Hit up Town Lake for a little walk and the Lake was absolutely loaded with paddleboarders. Walked the trail, went over to Zilker and Barton Springs, down to 1st street for some food truck tacos. The grade A trim was everywhere. There is no SEC town where that kind of talent is readily available everywhere you go.

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

No question, and the same applies in Austin.  I feel like a high percentage of those Deep South hotties are future members of the two hundred pound club.

The south is a "fried taters and gravy" culture not like the queer hippy culture in Austin and CALIfornIA. Obesity is expected in the South.

 

 

14 hours ago, markstanco said:


What is that in the background, Private Lee?

Beauregard 

21 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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I’ll be in my bunk

5 hours ago, Thatguy said:

   Austin is correct as well. Wife and I drove over to Austin a few weeks back for a day trip. Hit up Town Lake for a little walk and the Lake was absolutely loaded with paddleboarders. Walked the trail, went over to Zilker and Barton Springs, down to 1st street for some food truck tacos. The grade A trim was everywhere. There is no SEC town where that kind of talent is readily available everywhere you go.

Oxford.

It’s not really even debatable.

Edited by Cajun
I’m not saying better, but every bit as good.

Just now, Cajun said:

Oxford.

It’s not really even debatable.

  On gameday they show out at tailgating. However, neither the city nor campus reflects the eyecandy at The Grove. Austin has talent everywhere.

21 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

  On gameday they show out at tailgating. However, neither the city nor campus reflects the eyecandy at The Grove. Austin has talent everywhere.

Nope.

Been there plenty of times on business trips (for 2 yrs working for One Group Funds I was there 3 days out of every month during regular weekdays) and there's hot ass all over the place.  Every bit as much as ATX.  Lafayette, LA is right up there too.

Edited by Cajun

On 7/24/2021 at 10:59 AM, ajax said:

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Spank me!  No, spank me! Spank me.....

Bad, bad Zoot!  Naughty NAUGHTY ZOOT!!!

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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Are you suggesting Moscow State University for the SEC?

Despite all the propaganda, Moscow girls will make you sing and shout.  Better than Dallas.

But then Georgia is on my mind too.  Athens, Georgia, that is.

Classics from the MILF edition

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58 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Classics from the MILF edition

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This cougar is working it

Isn’t there a pic of a hot UT girl with a sunburn of the “Longhorns “ on her ass out there somewhere…or did I dream that?

10 hours ago, TexArcher said:

No question, and the same applies in Austin.  I feel like a high percentage of those Deep South hotties are future members of the two hundred pound club.

Hey - I’m in that club too!

Well I can tell you guys are a bunch of geezers by the photos y'all post, which are staged models and all look to be from 15 years ago. If we are talking about how hot the student body of the school, I hate to break it to ya but Texas is upper middle tier in the SEC. Ole Miss, Auburn, Scar and Bama all got Texas beat for sure, next would be UGA, Texas, UF,  A&M, LSU. TUK with MSU, UK, arky, and OU pulling up the rear. I have never dealt with Vandy so I can't say. But 6% admission requirements have definitely had an effect on the smoke shows trying to apply to Texas.

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If you rank aggy above any school it's quite obvious your idea of hot women look something like this

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Edited by NeverMarryAStripper

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If you rank aggy above any school it's quite obvious your idea of hot women look something like this

Your favorite Texas A&M pictures/gifs? | Page 2 | SECRant.com

 

Got to agree.  Plus, UK has a lot of pretty girls.  Not that impressed with Auburn.  Florida is pretty weak.

21 hours ago, Thatguy said:

  On gameday they show out at tailgating. However, neither the city nor campus reflects the eyecandy at The Grove. Austin has talent everywhere.

When else are you going to be there besides game day?  They didn’t get the tag line that they redshirt Miss America’s at Ole Miss by chance…

5 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

When else are you going to be there besides game day?  They didn’t get the tag line that they redshirt Miss America’s at Ole Miss by chance…

Redshirt Miss America's what?

 

 

(Anticipating some good responses on this one...)

On 7/23/2021 at 10:54 PM, F250 said:

Girls of the Pac 12 would be hotter.

 

Those days are ending. Pretty soon they will be unshaven non-binary xers.

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