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Because everyone cares what I think ... I'm really tired of the wokies promoting morbid obesity. The Victoria's Secret catalog is no longer fappable, and Target is littered with fat girls in swimwear. Can we agree we can both oppose so-called "fat shaming" and not celebrate morbid obesity? We're going to have to pay for all this beetus and heart disease. We're not doing fat girls any help by telling them to celebrate their size 30 and have another run through the CiCi's line.

Because everyone cares what I think ... I'm really tired of the wokies promoting morbid obesity. The Victoria's Secret catalog is no longer fappable, and Target is littered with fat girls in swimwear. Can we agree we can both oppose so-called "fat shaming" and not celebrate morbid obesity? We're going to have to pay for all this beetus and heart disease. We're not doing fat girls any help by telling them to celebrate their size 30 and have another run through the CiCi's line.
Cool story bro.

You don’t have to start a new thread for every thought that enters your head. There is a Fat thread 


I'm really tired of the wokies promoting morbid obesity. The Victoria's Secret catalog is no longer fappable

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the glorification of big fat fucks is actually a serious threat to our republic. 

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

the glorification of big fat fucks is actually a serious threat to our republic. 

Based on numerous field trips to malls, grocery stores, etc., they are having no problems reproducing.

 

^ this.

 

The amount of Rascal Scooter dodging that I have to do in crowded public places is shocking. That's not elderly people on a Rascal, but 30-40 yr old fat as fuck people.  We are way beyond reasonable in regards to the model thin vs. average person dichotomy.   

Frankly, I think it is a feedback loop(no pun intended) at this point.  

Try harder, loser. 
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23 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

The Victoria's Secret catalog is no longer fappable, and Target is littered with fat girls in swimwear. 

Victoria's Secret still has a catalog?
Dude, it is 2021, there is an infinite amount of fappable content (static, gif, video, interactive, etc) why the hell would you need a catalog (is the a Brat sock?)

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Y’all get off my lawn...

 

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Congrats on escaping the matrix and getting out of your pod

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5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Y’all get off my lawn...

 

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Why is there a cock imprint on your belly?

27 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Did armybrat just post a picture of his tits on this thread?

Those are the Surly poster's tits we need, but not the tits we deserve.

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2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Did armybrat just post a picture of his tits on this thread?

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28 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

who the hell still faps to catalogs?  Live in the now, OP.

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On 7/25/2021 at 4:33 PM, Neonmoon said:

You don’t have to start a new thread for every thought that enters your head. There is a Fat thread 

We are just getting ready for our new lives in the SEC. Very TexAgs to start a random thread when a thought pops up. 

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