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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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#14202
40 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It feels like recruits are figuring out that Kelly is an asshole. 

I really, really want to know what happened to sour Simmons on LSU. Whatever it is, Bobby won’t let Gerry talk about it. So I know they know. 

#14203
1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

I really, really want to know what happened to sour Simmons on LSU. Whatever it is, Bobby won’t let Gerry talk about it. So I know they know. 

Gerry basically said Simmons busted LSU in a lie. And something about Simmons being very street smart. 

#14204
31 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


And yet an .882 SEC conference winning percentage and a national championship in her second year at LSU.

I didn't even recognize her until you said that.  The Louisiana sun is more vicious than I thought.  She can surely coach, there is little doubt.

#14205
3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Gerry basically said Simmons busted LSU in a lie. And something about Simmons being very street smart. 

Brian Kelley lying.. I for one am shocked.

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#14207

Figurelli lives!

#wh0rn3 is garbage. There is a reason 237 fired burton.

 

#14208

lol, he thinks Burton was fired from 247? And then the former head of 247, who started on3, then brought Burton on as a co-founder…again? Lol. That’s some rich shit. 
 

man, that guys doesn’t understand mergers and acquisitions at all. 

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#14209
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Figurelli lives!

#wh0rn3 is garbage. There is a reason 237 fired burton.

 

That idiot posted on the aggy SEC forum that they beat us (and others) out for Weston Davis.  You know, a guy that doesn't even have a Texas offer.

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#14210
https://t.co/xXu7IQxiMF

UT and aggy when Viva the Matadors posts weird sand aggy shit:

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#14211
7 minutes ago, texifornia said:
https://t.co/xXu7IQxiMF

UT and aggy when Viva the Matadors posts weird sand aggy shit:

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Fuck outta here with the entirety of this post 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

#14213
4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Good timing.  I was checking the LSU board for any info. on Simmons, etc., and saw this.

The unprovoked, gratuitous shots are the most revealing and sincere.  :-)))

 

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The incomplete sentence to finish his thought brings the lulz. This guy is bringing down their “academia” ranking by himself. 

#14214
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

lol, he thinks Burton was fired from 247? And then the former head of 247, who started on3, then brought Burton on as a co-founder…again? Lol. That’s some rich shit. 
 

man, that guys doesn’t understand mergers and acquisitions at all. 

Guess they only teach that stuff to the interns that last more than a week or two.

#14217

I'm a bit taken aback by everyone getting on the case of someone's 80-year-old gramma. It isn't very nice and not a good look for us. Whoever that is clearly has lived a long life, and none of us would look so good at that age and

Wait.

No.

THAT'S KIM MULKEY?!!?!???

 

... yeah nevermind, that's hilarious. And kinda scary.

#14223
11 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

lol, he thinks Burton was fired from 247? And then the former head of 247, who started on3, then brought Burton on as a co-founder…again? Lol. That’s some rich shit. 
 

man, that guys doesn’t understand mergers and acquisitions at all. 

it's even funnier when you think about the fact that he is in finance.

#14225
3 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

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a guy not understanding basics about business, M&A, founders, etc?

yeah. it is. whoever ends up with that snaggletoothed motherfucker doing finance for them in house or whatever shit consultant hires him gets what they deserve.

#14226
9 minutes ago, NoName said:

a guy not understanding basics about business, M&A, founders, etc?

yeah. it is. whoever ends up with that snaggletoothed motherfucker doing finance for them in house or whatever shit consultant hires him gets what they deserve.

My comment was doubting his financing bona fides, not questioning the irony or humor of the situation. 

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#14227
25 minutes ago, NoName said:

it's even funnier when you think about the fact that he is in finance.

 

20 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

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5 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

My comment was doubting his financing bona fides, not questioning the irony or humor of the situation. 

He may have gone to graduate school, but my gut says that guy is in finance the way my bank teller is in finance. 

#14228
2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

 

He may have gone to graduate school, but my gut says that guy is in finance the way my bank teller is in finance. 

Insurance sales counts as financial services 

#14234
1 minute ago, markstanco said:

I had a few minutes to kill on a ConCall this morning:

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#14235
56 minutes ago, Kwix said:

Animation Magnify GIF by POKÉMON Detective Pikachu

It changed from when I created it.  Copied link, then pasted.  It made the font smaller and added those pluses.  Weird. 

#14236
2 hours ago, markstanco said:

I had a few minutes to kill on a ConCall this morning:

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GIF by iHeartRadio

 

Is 'steeling' a new insider reference?

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#14239
32 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Nope, even I would not. Ever.

She looks like that little part of skin where one’s dick meets one’s balls. Wrinkles, bumps, sweaty, hairy, a tad itchy, likes to be touched, strange bruises, could talk all night, a little insecure, but down for anything. 
 

Would never. 

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#14240
10 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

She looks like that little part of skin where one’s dick meets one’s balls. Wrinkles, bumps, sweaty, hairy, a tad itchy, likes to be touched, strange bruises, could talk all night, a little insecure, but down for anything. 

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#14241
21 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

She looks like that little part of skin where one’s dick meets one’s balls. Wrinkles, bumps, sweaty, hairy, a tad itchy, likes to be touched, strange bruises, could talk all night, a little insecure, but down for anything. 
 

Would never. 

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#14242
23 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

She looks like that little part of skin where one’s dick meets one’s balls. Wrinkles, bumps, sweaty, hairy, a tad itchy, likes to be touched, strange bruises, could talk all night, a little insecure, but down for anything. 
 

Would never. 

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#14245
19 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

lol, he thinks Burton was fired from 247? And then the former head of 247, who started on3, then brought Burton on as a co-founder…again? Lol. That’s some rich shit. 
 

man, that guys doesn’t understand mergers and acquisitions at all. 

He's probably thinking like Patrick Bateman and thinks it's murders and executions. 

#14247
2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Nope, even I would not. Ever.

 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

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1 hour ago, Gucci_Suit said:

She looks like that little part of skin where one’s dick meets one’s balls. Wrinkles, bumps, sweaty, hairy, a tad itchy, likes to be touched, strange bruises, could talk all night, a little insecure, but down for anything. 
 

Would never. 

..and just think, the poor thing is too thin for Vic.

#14248
Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

 

 

..and just think, the poor thing is too thin for Vic.

Been a while since a Vic reference.

#14249
1 hour ago, Gucci_Suit said:

She looks like that little part of skin where one’s dick meets one’s balls. Wrinkles, bumps, sweaty, hairy, a tad itchy, likes to be touched, strange bruises, could talk all night, a little insecure, but down for anything. 
 

Would never. 

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#14250

"She gotta be on chemo, right?  RIGHT????? Dear Lord, someone opened the Ark of the Covenant or something..."

I bet crawdads are not the only thing she sucks head on? 

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