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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He seems more like an advocare guy

Not if he can't keep those downlines going

Dabo would be a fool not ask for more money than Jimbo, and make sure it's fully guaranteed. 

200million 12 year guaranteed

Doesn’t matter got Dabo
Just now, Nivek said:


200million 12 year guaranteed

Doesn’t matter got Dabo

sitting TWO TIME national championship coach!!

1 minute ago, Jebus said:

sitting TWO TIME national championship coach!!

God's choice.

Dabo has a 6 million dollar lake house 15 minutes from campus.  Can he get that in CS?

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Dabo has a 6 million dollar lake house 15 minutes from campus.  Can he get that in CS?

How does one build a $6 million lake house in rural South Carolina? Is the roof made of gold?

A) They have to be going for Elko, right?

B) I was going through 12th man public filings, they've been emptying their coffers into the AD past few years.  $40MM in revenue $200MM in assets, $40MM in liabilities, so that donation basically leaves them at $0.

21 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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I, too, hope this

Man, paying a $76.5 million buyout to hire the coach from Duke?  Damn...

Dabo has a 6 million dollar lake house 15 minutes from campus.  Can he get that in CS?

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Do you even Brazos bro?

 suppose I shouldn't begrudge them; they have so little to celebrate in actual competition or even as human beings.

9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 I suppose I shouldn't begrudge them; they have so little to celebrate in actual competition or even as human beings. (I'm mainly talking TexAgs Aggies.)

Jesus Christ, that is effing harsh. And i cant' stop laughing. 

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Dabo has a 6 million dollar lake house 15 minutes from campus.  Can he get that in CS?

Just borrow the neighbors backhoe and call the volunteer FD to pump sin some muddy water from the river.  The land, the lake and the doublewide probably only sets him back tree fiddy.  

2 hours ago, Darth Tron said:

I, too, hope this

Johnny Manziel will be the next fighting texum bulldog corch

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Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?

 

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Man, paying a $76.5 million buyout to hire the coach from Duke?  Damn...

Aggy doesn’t know any better. They’re a meat judging school.
13 hours ago, Maker Bayfield said:

 

These just aren't funny...even with this tasty aggy material. I got more laughs reading Texags post. 

Sorry brosef, I tried....but this ain't it. 

1 hour ago, deft said:


Aggy doesn’t know any better. They’re a meat judging school.

Apparently aggies excel at something besides meat judging.

The 2023 Women’s National Champions in Polo

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…and that wasn’t their first time (according to Google). The Men & Women each went back-to-back pre-COVID.

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https://www.uspolo.org/news-social/news/nic-final-article
 

Learning this is kind of upsetting. ☹️

Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?
 
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I would very much like to see/hear that.
Apparently aggies excel at something besides meat judging.
The 2023 Women’s National Champions in Polo
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…and that wasn’t their first time (according to Google). The Men & Women each went back-to-back pre-COVID.
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https://www.uspolo.org/news-social/news/nic-final-article
 
Learning this is kind of upsetting. [emoji3525]

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4 hours ago, JBJ said:

A) They have to be going for Elko, right?

B) I was going through 12th man public filings, they've been emptying their coffers into the AD past few years.  $40MM in revenue $200MM in assets, $40MM in liabilities, so that donation basically leaves them at $0.

Not sure exactly but wouldnt a&m have to pay Elkos $20 mil buyout @ Duke also???

54 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Apparently aggies excel at something besides meat judging.

The 2023 Women’s National Champions in Polo

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X,3,1,2

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2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?

 

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I listened to the interview. It was from McElroy and Cubelic’s morning show in Birmingham. 
 

 

It was pretty mild and friendly. McElroy didn’t burn him as the screenshot would infer. Looch did admit to aggy being similar to Auburn with less success. 
 

Some other thoughts: 

- Exhibit 1,000,000 that Looch’s TexAgs schtick is an act. I think if you had a couple beers with Burton or Gerry they’d confirm it 


- Of course he says nice things about Texas when he knows the cult isn’t listening. Texas is a blue blood. Texas is a bigger brand. Texas has an easier path to a national title. Texas has built up more national goodwill because of their past successes. Sark is doing well. aggy felt pressure to make a move because Texas is doing well.

- He thinks they’ll hire an up and comer similar to Florida hiring Napier. (Please God let this happen). He believes aggy is tapped out financially, but he left the door open. “If one of the big money guys likes Lanning and is willing to write a check for $20 million it could happen.”
 

- He played the Jimbo what if game for about 5 minutes. I really wish hosts would call him out on this stupid talking to himself bullshit. I assume Greg went and grabbed a coffee during this segment. 
 

- Overwhelmingly complimentary of Jimbo. “Got aggy closer than they’ve ever been since the SWC days.”

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So aggy named Welsh as their permanent president today. This allows them to start the HC search in earnest. All indications are they want a HC in place before the portal opens in the first week of December, but their timeline could be more rapid than that. I believe Looch said they wanted a HC in place 13 days from this past Sunday. 
 

Lanning, Norvell, and DeBoer could unavailable until January. Campbell could be unavailable until February. They don’t fit aggy’s aggressive timeline. 
 

The Georgia DC would probably say yes, but he’s going to coach at a Georgia through the rest of their season. 
 

Traylor, Elko, Klieman, and Leipold would all fit the up and comer tag and aggy’s timeline. 

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Lanning, Norvell, and DeBoer could unavailable until January. Campbell could be unavailable until February. They don’t fit aggy’s aggressive timeline. 
 

 

Liucci tweeted tonight that Lanning isn't a viable option. Sounds like they already put out feelers and Lanning told them to kick rocks. 

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27 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

X,3,1,2

I would agree with these rankings.

In better times it would have been: X , X , 1 , 2

…but these are not better times. These are St. Helena island days. I would happily entertain #3 and her stout frame. (I’m sure that she could crush me with her thighs.)

14 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Traylor, Elko, Klieman, and Leipold would all fit the up and comer tag and aggy’s timeline. 

There’s no way a sun belt or bdf coach would satisfy their delusions of grandeur.

they'd hire an sec coordinator over those head coaches

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There’s no way a sun belt or bdf coach would satisfy their delusions of grandeur.

they'd hire an sec coordinator over those head coaches

Yeah if I had to handicap it right now, I’d put my money on Schumann. 

Yeah if I had to handicap it right now, I’d put my money on Schumann. 

A guy whose entire career consists of coaching literally the most talented roster in the country. I’m sure that will translate!
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Lulz ... someone pointed this out on the Aggie 247 board.

 

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7 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yeah if I had to handicap it right now, I’d put my money on Schumann. 

Oh I hope they hire Schumann.

Dan Lanning is supposed to seriously consider a move to a program that has as many 10-win seasons in the last 25 seasons as Lanning did in his first season at Oregon?

23 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... someone pointed this out on the Aggie 247 board.

 

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God’s plan. Offer one year one billion dollar contract. ATM already has the equipment. Let that farmer farm. Time to make hay. He’s gonna take the cows to market. Time to plow the field. Amen. 

Zach Arnett should be considered.

41 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... someone pointed this out on the Aggie 247 board.

 

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And look how far he has traveled to get away from that family legacy.

 

25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Oh I hope they hire Schumann.

Does everyone realize what decade Schumann was born in?

. . .

He was born in the fucking 1990s!!

🤯

I can’t believe that a head coach of an SEC football program could be born in the 1990s yet.

Jordan Wittington missed being born in the ‘90s by 50 days.

Stetson Bennett was born in 1997 and he won the last two national championships.

Just blown away by it, that’s all.

SIDE NOTE: I’m a bit worried that the aggies will make a rational decision regarding a new head coach, will dump irrational amounts of $$$ in the transfer portal bringing in RBs, OTs, CBs, and will run a level-headed program, but with a NY Yankee level budget.

That would be upsetting.

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15 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Zach Arnett should be considered.

Kiffin to AnM.  Traylor to Ole Miss.  Arnett to UTSA.  Jimbo to Miss ST. 

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

SIDE NOTE: I’m a bit worried that the aggies will make a rational decision regarding a new head coach

You’re worried that they’ll do something they’ve never done before? Something they’re programmed from birth not to do?

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:


And look how far he has traveled to get away from that family legacy.

 

Does everyone realize what decade Schumann was born in?

. . .

He was born in the fucking 1990s!!

🤯

I can’t believe that a head coach of an SEC football program could be born in the 1990s yet.

Jordan Wittington missed being born in the ‘90s by 50 days.

Stetson Bennett was born in 1997 and he won the last two national championships.

Just blown away by it, that’s all.

SIDE NOTE: I’m a bit worried that the aggies will make a rational decision regarding a new head coach, will dump irrational amounts of $$$ in the transfer portal bringing in RBs, OTs, CBs, and will run a level-headed program, but with a NY Yankee level budget.

That would be upsetting.

Schumann was 8 when aggy last played for and won a conference championship.  

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

Zach Arnett should be considered.

dude is going to go somewhere, kill it as a DC and be back as a head coach name in like 24 months

Elko with the classic “I’m happy where I am” lines coaches always use while pushing to get the next job. 
 

 

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:


And look how far he has traveled to get away from that family legacy.

 

Does everyone realize what decade Schumann was born in?

. . .

He was born in the fucking 1990s!!

🤯

I can’t believe that a head coach of an SEC football program could be born in the 1990s yet.

Jordan Wittington missed being born in the ‘90s by 50 days.

Stetson Bennett was born in 1997 and he won the last two national championships.

Just blown away by it, that’s all.

SIDE NOTE: I’m a bit worried that the aggies will make a rational decision regarding a new head coach, will dump irrational amounts of $$$ in the transfer portal bringing in RBs, OTs, CBs, and will run a level-headed program, but with a NY Yankee level budget.

That would be upsetting.

Dude, they’ve already handled this poorly.  They fired their coach after he won a beat down with the 3rd string QB because they are more concerned with what Texas is doing.  That’s fucking retarded!

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10 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I listened to the interview. It was from McElroy and Cubelic’s morning show in Birmingham. 
 

 

It was pretty mild and friendly. McElroy didn’t burn him as the screenshot would infer. Looch did admit to aggy being similar to Auburn with less success. 
 

Some other thoughts: 

- Exhibit 1,000,000 that Looch’s TexAgs schtick is an act. I think if you had a couple beers with Burton or Gerry they’d confirm it 


- Of course he says nice things about Texas when he knows the cult isn’t listening. Texas is a blue blood. Texas is a bigger brand. Texas has an easier path to a national title. Texas has built up more national goodwill because of their past successes. Sark is doing well. aggy felt pressure to make a move because Texas is doing well.

- He thinks they’ll hire an up and comer similar to Florida hiring Napier. (Please God let this happen). He believes aggy is tapped out financially, but he left the door open. “If one of the big money guys likes Lanning and is willing to write a check for $20 million it could happen.”
 

- He played the Jimbo what if game for about 5 minutes. I really wish hosts would call him out on this stupid talking to himself bullshit. I assume Greg went and grabbed a coffee during this segment. 
 

- Overwhelmingly complimentary of Jimbo. “Got aggy closer than they’ve ever been since the SWC days.”

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Excellent find. Worth a listen. Very telling interview.

A sane Chin Pubes is boring. He returns to the norm soon...insane in the maroon membrane. 

I find this interesting:

"- He thinks they’ll hire an up and comer similar to Florida hiring Napier."

 

Definitely taking that with several grains of salt but that would seem to take Klieman and Liepold off the table right? Neither are new to the scene and both are 56+.

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35 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Elko with the classic “I’m happy where I am” lines coaches always use while pushing to get the next job. 
 

 

yeah, we're about to find out if he's the family man he portrays. I can't imagine his family would be excited to go back to College Station given where they are now.

I know how stupid this sounds,  but did Aggie really fire a coach mid-season with no real idea who the new coach was going to be?  They are going to get slept on by everyone until rest of job landscape clears up, unless they absolutely money whip someone or promote a couple levels up overnight.  Their recruiting class is going to be toast and the portal exits are going to be extreme unless they have a rather oversized retention fund already lined up. 

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8 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

I know how stupid this sounds,  but did Aggie really fire a coach mid-season with no real idea who the new coach was going to be?  They are going to get slept on by everyone until rest of job landscape clears up, unless they absolutely money whip someone or promote a couple levels up overnight.  Their recruiting class is going to be toast and the portal exits are going to be extreme unless they have a rather oversized retention fund already lined up. 

Ya, this is beginning to sound incredulous. When Texas decided to fire Herman, they were trying to get Urban, but had Sark and a few others as potential back-ups, and didn't officially pull the trigger on Herman until Sark was in the bag. To not do it this way is ridiculous.

Elko didn't even bother with a weak denial.

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