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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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#18904
Just now, theBigHen said:

Seriously what is up with Richard Justice’s unjustified boner for them? 

They have photos of him. With a sheep.

True story… 

#18911
9 hours ago, satyanash said:

Hilarious that A&M fans are whining about media bias, when they have sops like Richard Justice churning out pro-Aggie pablum over at the Texas Monthly.

To focus on the $77 million is to miss the point. Texas A&M has checked almost all the boxes in its quest to be a Top 15 program, and that’s why Jimbo had to be fired. Check it out at @TexasMonthly https://t.co/tgDqvGpTtD
Jeff Traylor might just be a perfect hire for the Texas Aggies. Here’s what I wrote on him. Check it out at @TexasMonthly https://t.co/m4yMso7b2j
No Aggie joke: Texas A&M just hired a terrific football coach. Check it out at @TexasMonthly https://t.co/AQsiKkLNQV

 

At least Justice has enough sense to say ATM has everything in place to be a top 15 program. I think 15-20 is about right. Contrast to Josh Pate’s “top 3, maybe 4” statements. 

#18912
9 hours ago, theBigHen said:

Seriously what is up with Richard Justice’s unjustified boner for them? 

Billy Luicci has made a living shoveling the shit aggy wants to hear at them.  Do you think other media isn't going to pick up on that playbook?

aggy aren't really the type for honest, critical assessments.  They will frequent whatever outlet tells the most optimistic story about the state of their program.  Everything else is bomc, clearly.

#18913
34 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Billy Luicci has made a living shoveling the shit aggy wants to hear at them.  Do you think other media isn't going to pick up on that playbook?

aggy aren't really the type for honest, critical assessments.  They will frequent whatever outlet tells the most optimistic story about the state of their program.  Everything else is bomc, clearly.

Typical TexAgs parrot responses to someone posting an unfavorable opinion:

  • He's always hated us.
  • His brother graduated from tu.
  • Who?
  • People still listen to him?
  • He used to be good (when he opined nicely about us), but now he's turrible.
  • Journalism is dead. (Actually, fairly new but still worn out.)
  • They've been shilling for tu forever.
  • He hates us because we beat his school 32 years ago.
  • This is why we need a journalism school.
  • They hate that we're taking college football over.
  • We're not an 8-4 program [anymore].

 

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#18914

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Two nets! Count 'em, two!

I have no idea what any of this means. I guess I just don't get financial genius.

#18916
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Yea, it's been a pretty rough year for tu and those sippies. 
If we don't make the playoff, I guess the whole season will have been a failure. And we hoped not to be an 8-4 program. Really sad.
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Ha ha ha! Sippies all pissed off and crying while we're in our expensive facilities with Cap'n Elko!

 
I so hate it when they call us sippies.
 

lol at sippies I like it
#18917
27 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

After that aggy does some more math he’s going to realize that Jimbo is actually paying money to A&M!

It’s like a perpetual motion machine! (Or cold fusion)

Agy am so smurt!

#18918
12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Fucking LOL. Tarp should go ahead and give Elko a fake fucking trophy then.

They can't fucking help themselves. Every coach is going to be the one, until he isn't. Desperation is a disease.

#18919
12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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11 hours ago, deft said:

Maybe he meant the 2012 move

This is what I thought the original joke was as well.

I don’t really interact with a&m people because they rarely am around. I have some high school friends whose kids have gone to a&m, but I don’t reach out to them and ask if they are embarrassed.

I just avoid interactions because they aren’t worth the time or energy, but I do enjoy chuckling at their failures whether on TV or on this board.

 

 

#18920
1 hour ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


lol at sippies I like it

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That sentence about hating it was written in the same spirit as the rest of the post. Just as with all of their other petty insults and specious claims, it says way more about them than us.

#18921

Anyone has a screenshot of their horn tears thread? seeing the last post be in October will really make my early morning.

#18922
2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Two nets! Count 'em, two!

I have no idea what any of this means. I guess I just don't get financial genius.

Uh.. they do realize they have to pay both coaches at the same time plus assistant buyouts and new salaries right? No, it does not appear that they do. They are going to be paying NET over 14 million per season through 2031 just for their HC salary. 

#18923
Uh.. they do realize they have to pay both coaches at the same time plus assistant buyouts and new salaries right? No, it does not appear that they do. They are going to be paying NET over 14 million per season through 2031 just for their HC salary. 

The poster clearly doesn’t realize it or gravely misunderstands what net means.
#18926

They are such fucking idiots.

As for Robinson, I'm not sure moving to a place where his source of bags dries up is going to be so good for his career.

#18928
Just now, WBT said:

They are such fucking idiots.

As for Robinson, I'm not sure moving to a place where his source of bags dries up is going to be so good for his career.

He's from the area and wants to move up the ladder which means calling plays which he'd get to do while still being in a p4 conference. Seems pretty simple.

#18929
 
Please use the appropriate, official term, sir.  
It's "Plan 2024."
Good luck with the rister.
 
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It actually has nothing to do with the year 2024 AD. This is just the long term plan iteration they’ve landed on after their move to sec.
#18930
1 hour ago, WBT said:

As for Robinson, I'm not sure moving to a place where his source of bags dries up is going to be so good for his career.

I understand why you think this, but it's not true. 

Meet Adam Weitzman, the NFT loving, crypto mining billionaire and self-proclaimed "Scrap Metal King", responsible for funding most of SU's NIL efforts

 

@AdamWeitsman has acquired Mega Koda #9951 from @TenaciousEth. Read the press release:https://t.co/SBf8i9DEop

Weitzman's is a prison to prosperity story, and despite the fact he's an alum of LIU, has spent significant personal capital in promoting SU athletics to potential transfers and recruits including two $1M endorsements for 5* recruits, one women's sports, one for men's. Initially, it was all splash marketing oriented and when the legality of it was questioned, he hired Darren Heitner, prominent NIL attorney, to advise.

There was a very public falling out with SU administration this year after Ruiz's Miami efforts were "investigated" by the NCAA and SU told Weitsman to chill out with the publicity. Despite this public divorce, he's ramped up his support to not only contribute significant capital toward their relaunched collective, Orange United, but Weitsman also hand picked half of it's board and leadership. 

Now that he's back in the fold (although, there's some thought the divorce was a rouse to avoid the investigation that Ruiz found himself in), SU's collective is in better shape than most, almost certainly better than the rest of the ACC, and are going to let Fran Brown go nuts in the portal and in '25.

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#18931
I pray that we stick to our fun weird during the week leading up to the Texas game instead of the psycho weird that’s going on in Stillwater right now

 

 

#18935
1 hour ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


The poster clearly doesn’t realize it or gravely misunderstands what net means.

"They buyout doesn't matter, it's all a write-off. It's free money." - Texags probably

#18937
3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Fucking LOL. Tarp should go ahead and give Elko a fake fucking trophy then.

They can't fucking help themselves. Every coach is going to be the one, until he isn't. Desperation is a disease.

Haha...I anxiously await that offensive line getting completely fixed during the offseason. 

#18942
2 hours ago, Bigpoppapump said:

Yes, I can easily imagine moving my family from BCS to Syracuse. 

I can easily imagine moving my family from BCS to almost anywhere else.

#18944

 

If this is real, holy schmoly ... 

(So much material here.  Dante's Inferno.  Nine circles of UCHellA.  

Love that she ends it with "Happy Holidays" ... 😂  😂  😂  😂 )

 

Image, in case it gets taken down ... tweet below.

 

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From Dante Moore's Mee Mah....

 

 

#18945
12 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

If this is real, holy schmoly ... 

(So much material here.  Dante's Inferno.  Nine circles of UCHellA.  

Love that she ends it with "Happy Holidays" ... 😂  😂  😂  😂 )

 

Image, in case it gets taken down ... tweet below.

 

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From Dante Moore's Mee Mah....

 

 

woah appears to be her real account. is she a known person in the UCLA circles @Sbbruin?

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some of her current FB posts:

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wow

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this is absolutely his grandmother

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+

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shes out here posting medical stuff about his mom and appears to be a tOSU fan

that's 100% legit.

 

 

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#18946

 

Sark ... please don't ever do this! 😂  😂  😂  😂 

 

LET'S GO, COACH.

 

 

#18948
3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Sark ... please don't ever do this! 😂  😂  😂  😂 

 

LET'S GO, COACH.

 

 

I wonder how many dicks and balls Day "accidentally" squeezed there. Weirdo.

#18949
7 minutes ago, NoName said:

some of her current FB posts:

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Maybe it will work with Day, but I would run far away from any player whose family was putting shit on blast all over the internet.

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