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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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#19251
16 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

Holy Christ that's the best thing ive seen in a while.  Coming off a 5-7 year, predicts Texas A&M is the next team to join the "SEC Elite".  By his definition, that is teams that beat Bama.  Fast forward 5 months, Texas has beaten Bama in Tuscaloosa, and it's all he can do to discount that game and say it doesn't count because it was in September.

Curious, does he say FSU's win against LSU doesn't count because it was week 1?

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#19252
29 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

Holy Christ that's the best thing ive seen in a while.  Coming off a 5-7 year, predicts Texas A&M is the next team to join the "SEC Elite".  By his definition, that is teams that beat Bama.  Fast forward 5 months, Texas has beaten Bama in Tuscaloosa, and it's all he can do to discount that game and say it doesn't count because it was in September.

Did you look at the date on that post?

#19254
4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Dunno where best to post this, but it warms the heart.  Too much to screenshot - just read it all.

Titled: The Most Fraudulent Pick in CFP History - Beating a Dead Horse (with Stats)

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3429100/1

I fucking love aggie so much, everyone in the CFB world is pissed about FSU being left out to the point where they would support an emergency playin game between Bama and FSU.

Then there are the Bama haters that just want FSU in and Bama out

But Aggie is on the case again they are angry that the world is quiet on Texas, that is their jihad their number one purpose in life, those darn sips!

They would support another pandemic if it meant cancelling the whole thing.

#19255
1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Did you look at the date on that post?

I'm assuming when he said "Fast forward 5 months", that he did. 

#19256
12 hours ago, texifornia said:

The funny thing is that recruiting for Duke is tricky in a "you need B-level guys who don't suck at school" way. A&M needs a completely different profile of recruit to be competitive.

Exactly. At A&M you need B-level guys who do suck at school. 

#19258
6 hours ago, NOOBSDUDE said:


Not only does he say aggy but he also says Arkansas lol. This guy is clueless, just a complete meat head.

Well, Pig does have a “natty” that is two generations fresher than aggy’s

#19259
10 hours ago, linux said:

I fucking love aggie so much, everyone in the CFB world is pissed about FSU being left out to the point where they would support an emergency playin game between Bama and FSU.

Then there are the Bama haters that just want FSU in and Bama out

But Aggie is on the case again they are angry that the world is quiet on Texas, that is their jihad their number one purpose in life, those darn sips!

They would support another pandemic if it meant cancelling the whole thing.

I think the best part of the aggy argument is that we don't deserve to be there BUT we're somehow favored against UW.  I believe I saw odds that had TX as the overall fav behind UM - in betting circles.

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#19260

Boys, I am going to have to ask you all to take a break from posting aggy misery. I have no self-control and I am starting to chafe.

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#19261
13 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Olin said he’s married to a Latina and she’d appreciate the Mexican wrestling mask on the podcast’s logo. Imagine being racist against your own wife. 

you’re an idiot. 

#19262

I also love how everyone uses the current ranking of opponents argument in favor of their team but the final ranking of opponents when trying to make their point.

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#19267
8 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

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Being upset about a Ketch report sums up Aggie intelligence as well as anything I've seen. 

#19269
1 hour ago, trythisathome said:

Being upset about a Ketch report sums up Aggie intelligence as well as anything I've seen. 

To be fair, if it was a report on Ham or a review of all you can eat buffets, you should take it seriously.  Anything about football is a joke. 

#19270
2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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So we told a Safety to get lost, because we hoped we could tamper a DB into the portal and transfer here? Or are we assuming he's more of a safety and not a Nickel or CB?

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#19271
1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

So we told a Safety to get lost, because we hoped we could tamper a DB into the portal and transfer here?

ancient-aliens-is-such-a-thing-possible.

#19272
19 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

So we told a Safety to get lost, because we hoped we could tamper a DB into the portal and transfer here? Or are we assuming he's more of a safety and not a Nickel or CB?

We told a safety to get lost because he has been hurt almost the entirety of the last three seasons.

And he was not great when he did play the last couple times out.

#19273
17 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Some highlights from Sunday Loochador:

- Olin said he’s married to a Latina and she’d appreciate the Mexican wrestling mask on the podcast’s logo. Imagine being racist against your own wife. 

 

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#19277

love me some aggy open letter to the team posts.   They should have a contest to see who can write the best 1st team meeting speech for corch M. Elk.  

#19278
1 hour ago, MIkeHoncho said:

love me some aggy open letter to the team posts.   They should have a contest to see who can write the best 1st team meeting speech for corch M. Elk.  

I especially like it when the posters show the players from the parking lots to the stadium because they can’t find it otherwise.
 

Their offensive line got lost several times this season. Those golly gee swell good Ags just couldn’t get them to the stadium in time to affect the outcome of the game. 

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#19279

That aggy “hive mind” is so delusional. They weren’t even a figment of our imagination during the last decade of football seasons. Now that their “one trick pony” of being in the SEC, they are totally lost. Imagine their minds when the SEC tells them that they have to play both UT and OU in ‘25, let alone their assigned other SEC foes!

No more 5 cupcakes to get to 8 wins, with your annual 3-4 “road” games, which frankly they’ve been “0-for” the last couple of seasons!

Hook’em!!!

#19282
13 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

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Truer words were never spoken. 

well to be fair, the old ones don't either

#19283

Milko and his ag-tag band of farmers will have a rude awakening in 25. Easy schedule in 24 likely lets him hit 8 wins. Assuming SEC goes to 9 games and takes the $, their '25 card may include opportunities to run out of time against ND (scheduled road OOC), UGA, Tenn, Ole Miss, OU (all 4 dodged in '24, as is Bama), LSU, and Texas (likely "rivals").
 

#19284
18 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Milko and his ag-tag band of farmers will have a rude awakening in 25. Easy schedule in 24 likely lets him hit 8 wins. Assuming SEC goes to 9 games and takes the $, their '25 card may include opportunities to run out of time against ND (scheduled road OOC), UGA, Tenn, Ole Miss, OU (all 4 dodged in '24, as is Bama), LSU, and Texas (likely "rivals").
 

To get more than one team in the 12 team playoff, the SEC should have required to play 9 conference games.

Also, there needs to be something preventing 3 Abilene Christian University-level opponents if you want to be eligible for the 12 team playoffs.

#19285

Absolutely. You should be ineligible for playoffs if you’ve played more than 3 fcs opponents in that and the preceding year. Still gives them the opportunity to scrub down a little but not consistently every year. It will involve strategy and we know teams like aggy will try to take full advantage and still fuck it up. More schadenfreude.

#19288

ESPN Bias? What aggy does not realize is that they sit there and admire themselves while the rest of the world can see what a joke they are of a program.

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#19292

It's just incredible how they blame everything on some sort of grand Sip conspiracy against them, especially after the aggies broke the mold by hiring Jimbo. And what do they even mean when they say they broke the mold by hiring Jimbo? They hired a coach away from a school that was trying to get rid of him, they were a laughingstock for doing so then, they still are a laughingstock ... that's their mold and they are still in it. 

#19293
5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

It's just incredible how they blame everything on some sort of grand Sip conspiracy against them, especially after the aggies broke the mold by hiring Jimbo. And what do they even mean when they say they broke the mold by hiring Jimbo? They hired a coach away from a school that was trying to get rid of him, they were a laughingstock for doing so then, they still are a laughingstock ... that's their mold and they are still in it. 

They confuse the concepts of Envy and Mockery.

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#19294
13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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They had a chance to steal one of the professors cranking out those sip grads that feed the BOMC beast, but she didn't have the right skin color for them.

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#19295
14 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Did anyone ever tell this particular dipshit that it's because he's in Texas? Or is that kind of tech concept outside their grasp?

#19296

They don't understand that ESPN is a business. Businesses like to make money. Texas being good makes them a lot of money. Good or bad, Texas will always be featured.  Just more money now. 

#19297
3 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

They don't understand that ESPN is a business. Businesses like to make money. Texas being good makes them a lot of money. Good or bad, Texas will always be featured.  Just more money now. 

See the post above yours

#19298

Things are going great.

 

I guess we should just scrap the program and kill ourselves.

 

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They're more likely to be eating the mold. This is something they like to tie into their collective persecution complex: the Aggies are upstarts and shaking the order of things. Nobody can stand their greatness as it's a threat to the CFB world. 

Nobody cares about A&M unless they are really good or, more often, revealing their idiocy and inability to rise above 8-4. They seem to think that their projections of their trajectory are the actual trajectory. 

Anyway, the dorky fish camp video of their cheer yell leaders had one such cheer yell that ended with, "Give us room!" Give? Why don't you come and take it, bitch?

Similarly, you have the below. Like the above, it's part of their dogma now:

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Where's the manly manfulness of squaring off against the bully? Look at the number of upvotes. "We used to get buttfucked by those Longhorns all the time! Get ready to submit to it yourselves. And never forget that we're the real badasses of CFB!"

The tu dildo waving fags is coming! And we're scared shitless!

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Don't worry, little man, we protect you.

#19300
2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Posted without context.

 

I guess we should just scrap the program and kill ourselves.

 

This is also office aggy’s retort when things are very dark in College Station. 

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