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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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#20202
2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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[This descent into the dull black recesses of Aggie paranoia isn't over yet. Beware!]

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EBIL!

This is a concise representation of the Aggie Honor Code about lying.

https://www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/bul-bul0000392.pdf
 

From a summary of the paper:

The researchers found that overall, people were motivated to believe in conspiracy theories by a need to understand and feel safe in their environment and a need to feel like the community they identify with is superior to others.

The researchers also found that people with certain personality traits, such as a sense of antagonism toward others and high levels of paranoia, were more prone to believe conspiracy theories.

Those who strongly believed in conspiracy theories were also more likely to be insecure, paranoid, emotionally volatile, impulsive, suspicious, withdrawn, manipulative, egocentric and eccentric.

 

#20203

Didn't they just talk about the 4 teams in the playoff during halftime?  But yes, a great "TU Sip conspiracy" because how dare they talk about UT along with Michigan, Washington, and Bama like that instead of Aggy...

 

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#20204
1 minute ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Didn't they just talk about the 4 teams in the playoff during halftime?  But yes, a great "TU Sip conspiracy" because how dare they talk about UT along with Michigan, Washington, and Bama like that instead of Aggy...

 

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It was more glorious than this. I didn’t get to hear it, but Texas was clearly a big part of the halftime discussion. It was noticeable. 

#20207
12 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Didn't they just talk about the 4 teams in the playoff during halftime?  But yes, a great "TU Sip conspiracy" because how dare they talk about UT along with Michigan, Washington, and Bama like that instead of Aggy...

 

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No it was focused on standard 'is Texas back?' fare

#20209
Just now, WBT said:

No it was focused on standard 'is Texas back?' fare

Somewhat making fun of it. As they should. But ESiPN.....

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#20213

I suspect his grades aren’t the only reason that guy didn’t get into Duke. 

#20216

It’s really quite the talent to be able to tell someone’s GPA simply by watching them play football on television.

#20220
Just now, kwood4408 said:


There’s no way he even got into Blinn.

I dated a girl who went to Blinn for a couple of semesters.  The bar is pretty fucking low.

#20221
I dated a girl who went to Blinn for a couple of semesters.  The bar is pretty fucking low.

Oh I know but I would be shocked if that dude even got his GED.
#20222
27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm travelling and on my phone, but someone like @BornAndRaised or @JesusSweatDuck can post the absolute teary meltdown some TexAgs poster who didn't get into Duke had last night when Maalik committed

I went back and forth on posting it. I didn't want to promote their racist bullshit. I could hardly stomach reading the, "he doesn't have the grades for Duke." 

If it's not posted by the time I get home from errands I'll dump it.

 

 

Edited by BornAndRaised
Nvm jesussweatduck already posted

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#20223

Holy shit, imagine writing something - and then doubling and tripling down on it - so fucking asinine (and pretty overtly racist) that you (rightly) get almost unanimously called out and shamed on fucking texags for it. 

#20224
3 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Holy shit, imagine writing something - and then doubling and tripling down on it - so fucking asinine (and pretty overtly racist) that you (rightly) get almost unanimously called out and shamed on fucking texags for it. 

That guy is too dumb to even be an aggy. A truly special case...

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#20226

The stupid is thick in one Mr He Gotta Touchdown.  I'm guessing his sub 1000 SAT score didn't help with the Duke application.   

#20228

A hall of fame poster on a message board for a land grant diploma mill is channeling Louis Winthorpe IV smugness about a school he couldn't get into. 

"Like, oh sure, HE got into Duke."

#20229

So check it.

A friend's child applied to the engineering school at UT and was not accepted.

Heart broken, child applied to engineering school at A&M and was accepted.

Child was then placed into the honors program in said A&M engineering school.

True story.

Advantage....aggy.

Whoop!

#20231

So which aggy grad works at UT and would have access to athletes' grades?  I couldn't get my daughter's grades from UT and this asshat has seen Murphy's?  I get that he could have just made that up, but it reads to me like he realized that he had posted something that he shouldn't have and was trying to walk it back.  If I had the skills I would track down He Gotta Touchdown's identity and see if he violated any laws or terms of employment there.

And lol that a 4.0 at UT wouldn't get him into Duke.  He's a deluded moron.  Reminds me of a woman who told me that her son was accepted at Stanford's and MIT's engineering programs, but couldn't get into aggy so he was starting at Blinn.  (Unbelievable, I know, but absolutely what she said.)  They have no sense of their academic place in relation to any other schools, nor the academic places of other schools generally.

#20234
1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

It’s really quite the talent to be able to tell someone’s GPA simply by watching them play football on television.

It’s better than that. Apparently straight A’s at Texas also wouldn’t be good enough. I don’t know what duke’s standards are, but there sure must be a lot of unbelievably smart basketball and lacrosse players in this country.

#20235
I suspect his grades aren’t the only reason that guy didn’t get into Duke. 

Yeah the admissions board at duke was surely happy to see he had also started his own “Kreme and Kow Klub” chapter at his bumfuck HS.
#20236
2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

It’s really quite the talent to be able to tell someone’s GPA simply by watching them play football on television.

Oh, he didn't need to see him play football to have formed his opinion on his intelligence.  Something tells me even just a picture would do for this guy.  Maybe even just a name.  He didn't need much to reach his conclusion.

#20237
7 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Oh, he didn't need to see him play football to have formed his opinion on his intelligence.  Something tells me even just a picture would do for this guy.  Maybe even just a name.  He didn't need much to reach his conclusion.

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#20239
31 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Oh, he didn't need to see him play football to have formed his opinion on his intelligence.  Something tells me even just a picture would do for this guy.  Maybe even just a name.  He didn't need much to reach his conclusion.

You could read the internal conflict he was facing. He wanted so badly to explain how he "knows" Murphy is dumb, yet he also knows that he can't say that part out loud. So he just stumbled around tripping over himself.

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#20240

 

Ha ha ha ... from a bowl being played in the state of Texas ... 😂  😂  😂.

 

Texas A&M catching strays from a bowl account. 😂 https://t.co/w0pugmLdwF

 

 

#20241
22 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Ha ha ha ... from a bowl being played in the state of Texas ... 😂  😂  😂.

 

Texas A&M catching strays from a bowl account. 😂 https://t.co/w0pugmLdwF

 

 

The beauty of it is that of the bowls to trash aggy, it had to be the Armed Forces Bowl with the disrespect!

#20245

I love FrioAg00's (ag tag) contribution:

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They are doing ok, but honestly given their arrival into the SEC combined with their first playoff appearance - I expected them to do much better. It could still happen in the 2025 class. We will see. Their 2024 class has 7 good headliners in it; all but 2 are skill position guys and DBs. Good class, but not great. On the transfer side, this is a very good pickup. And they got one good WR from UH, plus one good Safety. Call it a B+ IMO. Again, overall they are certainly doing fine but Sark isn't just killing it with what should be his absolutely maximum momentum opportunity. Things thing could shift quickly on him with a loss next week and a much tougher schedule in 2024

He grades us B+, seems nonplussed. I suppose he's right-- we can't all have Elkworthy personnel, now, can we?

#20246
2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:


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The level of assuredness on so many things on this one from GAW17 is fascinating. 

Damn. So they gutted the NIL warchest to pay to get rid of Jimbo, now they're playing CFB moneyball?

#20247

That is quite a bit to unpack as usual. 

So that guy expected more from Sark in this recruiting cycle than a top 3 finish... So he has been expecting Texas to be #1 or #2 just by riding the momentum of getting into the playoff a mere 2 weeks prior to NSD?  

Good, not great. Top 3 finish is fine, call it a B+.  Maybe next year tu can grab enough shithead 5-star future transfers to get an A grade from this genuis. 

#20248

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Well, you're paying a LOT of money... it's just not going to recruiting.

#20249

 

(From the Texags / Trey Moore screenshots above.)

 

When the nom de plume fits ...  you, must Ag-quit!

😂  😂  😂 

 

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#20250
6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Had the game on mute last night as we ate dinner with my visiting in-laws and kiddos in an adjacent dining room. My FIL is a Brit and a former sailor. He’s pounding scotch and extolling the virtues of soccer and cricket as halftime rolls on and I try to ignore boring shit about cricket.

How can you watch something like this and not fall in love with cricket?

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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Well, for sports at least. 

1.4-ish billion people and they’ll win like 2 medals in Paris. Good grief. 

If they gave out 30-odd medals for cricket, field hockey or badminton like they do for swimming, it'd be a different story 😁

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