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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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#22201

This is absolutely the personification of aggy - "I know a guy, hung out with a guy, married to a guy, friends with a guy (don't judge me) and they told me all about it!!!!"

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#22202

My girlfriend's uncle is a BDF ref and I was at his house when the mail came.  He opened up his big fat check from tu right in front of me.  Held it up to my face and said "how do ya like dem apples"!  They're so arrogant!

#22205
3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This is absolutely the personification of aggy - "I know a guy, hung out with a guy, married to a guy, friends with a guy (don't judge me) and they told me all about it!!!!"

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…aka bald-faced lying

#22208
2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Donovan fucking Edwards is not going to be the madden centerpiece

It's like they picked a player from 6 of the top 7 teams in last year's final CFP rankings, except they left off Washington, cause nobody knows anybody left on their roster. Or maybe that's a Washington player on the left with no name on his jersey.

#22209
8 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This is absolutely the personification of aggy - "I know a guy, hung out with a guy, married to a guy, friends with a guy (don't judge me) and they told me all about it!!!!"

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Sad thing is while there is an EA office in Austin, it has nothing to do with the NCAA game.  Dipshits

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#22210
3 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

Sad thing is while there is an EA office in Austin, it has nothing to do with the NCAA game.  Dipshits

No matter…it is now enshrined in aggy Lore forever. It’s canon. They will teach the Great EA Austin Sip Conspiracy to young agglings at Fish Camp and throughout the greater Katy area. 

#22214
2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

You’re allowed to have a negative opinion!


 

Unless it’s against me!

You can absolutely have a negative opinion. What you can’t do is say that you can’t have a negative opinion. That’s a bannable offense. 

#22215
5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Billy is such a little bitch

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Irony-deafness is never funny.

 

 

16 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This is absolutely the personification of aggy - "I know a guy, hung out with a guy, married to a guy, friends with a guy (don't judge me) and they told me all about it!!!!"

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#22217
5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Billy is such a little bitch 

 

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Billy: Say what you want, I don't care. 

 

Also Billy: You can't have your head in the sand! Only say optimistic stuff on this forum! I've had enough of the complaining! Only be a good ag and don't point out the bad and realism! Meet me in the TexAgs parking lot and we'll settle this! 

 

What a total bitch lol. 

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#22218
11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Billy kills more donors than cancer. 

Or even accidental deaths like falling off roofs, shoe accidents, and accidental self-inflicted wounds with steak knives.

It's a bloodbath out there for the poor Aggies.

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#22219
6 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Billy is such a little bitch 

 

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I won't tolerate your dissenting opinion about how I don't tolerate dissenting opinions!!!

#22221

That is a hell of a gig though, insult your customers like that and they are sheeple enough to not give a shit and ask for seconds.

#22222
On 5/6/2024 at 1:01 PM, Nivek said:

There are a couple of things going for Texas with the move.  The mid to bottom tier teams won't be circling Texas on the map as their make or break season and we are done with some of the rampant corruption in officiating that we observed in the B12 and the blatant bias from conference.    I believe they call holding as well and do not just let the offensive line nullify the defensive line with endless holding.  

7 things going for us, which are nice:

1. A first down is TEN YARDS, not 14.

2. When we make a first down, while the sticks are moving forward, the ball will not be spotted 2 yards back.

3. On any down, when we make the line to gain, the ball will not be spotted 2 yards back, stealing the first down.

4. Holding - i know we've forgotten it's a rule enforced against the opposition on both sides of the ball - but it's actually a thing

5. Open Bitchassedness - refs jawing with our players openly displaying their non-neutral hostility during the run of play - it's absence will be evident

6. Here's a list of various types of ethics violations: fraud, deceptive practices, subversion and unprofessional conduct.  I have been searching for reports of this type of behaviour by the Commissioner of the SEC, however I am unable to find any

7. PI - we've already seen it called on the SEC bellcow in our stadium.   This bodes well.   Of course, we could always draw rig zebras in the playoffs....  (yes i know the pic i'm using was sugarbowl w/ b1g refs) but illustrates the point

 

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#22223
14 hours ago, Hornlover said:

It's like they picked a player from 6 of the top 7 teams in last year's final CFP rankings, except they left off Washington, cause nobody knows anybody left on their roster. Or maybe that's a Washington player on the left with no name on his jersey.

That’s a Notre Dame helmet and jersey. 

#22224
38 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

7 things going for us, which are nice:

1. A first down is TEN YARDS, not 14.

2. When we make a first down, while the sticks are moving forward, the ball will not be spotted 2 yards back.

3. On any down, when we make the line to gain, the ball will not be spotted 2 yards back, stealing the first down.

4. Holding - i know we've forgotten it's a rule enforced against the opposition on both sides of the ball - but it's actually a thing

5. Open Bitchassedness - refs jawing with our players openly displaying their non-neutral hostility during the run of play - it's absence will be evident

6. Here's a list of various types of ethics violations: fraud, deceptive practices, subversion and unprofessional conduct.  I have been searching for reports of this type of behaviour by the Commissioner of the SEC, however I am unable to find any

7. PI - we've already seen it called on the SEC bellcow in our stadium.   This bodes well.   Of course, we could always draw rig zebras in the playoffs....  (yes i know the pic i'm using was sugarbowl w/ b1g refs) but illustrates the point

 

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Spoiler that shit, please.

#22225
I won't tolerate your dissenting opinion about how I don't tolerate dissenting opinions!!!

MANDATORY tolerance! [emoji106]
#22229

Who in the hell would create something to mimic or create fun of aggy? They already do that on a daily basis, just being aggy.

Hook’em!!!

#22230
54 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

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I'm too lazy to do 6 screenshots like LHF, click it and zoom in and it's a normal image

#22231
48 minutes ago, Teryor said:

I'm too lazy to do 6 screenshots like LHF, click it and zoom in and it's a normal image

2 or 3 screenshots would've worked.

tldr -

Vick Vinegar: "Abe is a bot! Here's ten thousand words and my independent research examining his behavior."

Abe: "You're a creepy stalking psycho."

Moderator's ruling: Not a bot.

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#22232
3 hours ago, Teryor said:

Aggie posters are now accusing 247 of using inflammatory chat bots to increase engagement 

I've got a buddy who knows a guy who manages the conspiracy. The manager got his undergrad at A&M, but he kept it a secret so he could infiltrate and spread the real truth about the sips. He took this video on his phone through a hole in his shirt pocket.

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It's real, people.

#22233

I wonder how hard it would be to create a Surly chat bot to appropriately post the same 30 gifs over and over.

#22234
12 minutes ago, JBJ said:

I wonder how hard it would be to create a Surly chat bot to appropriately post the same 30 gifs over and over.

Don’t say his name three times or he’ll re-appear. 

#22235
On 5/7/2024 at 8:34 PM, Napoleon said:

3) I think that most people think that A&M will be slightly improved this season. (Maybe they will have less talent, but there is almost no way that the culture won't be significantly healthier than last year.)

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https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2841875-the-mess-jimbo-left-inside-fsus-fall-and-willie-taggarts-plan-to-rise-again

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#22236
On 5/11/2024 at 6:38 AM, Frank Drebin said:

Liucci will meet him in the Texags parking lot if he wants to get Lippy and claim he doesn’t allow dissenting opinions.  

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#22238

Clickety-Clack ….

#TexasAM is the only team in the #SEC that can challenge #Georgia.

 

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#22239
16 minutes ago, nnm said:

Clickety-Clack ….

#TexasAM is the only team in the #SEC that can challenge #Georgia.

 

“Quiet confidence” lol. “Quiet” is never an apt descriptor of any feeling any Aggie ever has. 

#22241
On 5/10/2024 at 2:36 PM, Born Burnt said:

I thought you were joking, until I zoomed in...

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God damn!

Bert is more visible than this motherfucker.

#22242
1 hour ago, nnm said:

Clickety-Clack ….

#TexasAM is the only team in the #SEC that can challenge #Georgia.

 

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#22243
1 hour ago, nnm said:

Clickety-Clack ….

#TexasAM is the only team in the #SEC that can challenge #Georgia.

 

Jesus. I’m far from a BK stan but he’s coming off back to back 10 win seasons whereas A&M hasn’t won 10 games in 12 years. He was a far FAR better hire than Jimbob

#22244

"The days of a/m being the laughing stock of the nation on Monday mornings is over."

Uh, no.  The nation will be laughing at aggy for decades to come.

Also, this quote is hilarious because he is admitting they are a laughing stock.

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#22245

I'm pretty sure they are the laughing stock of the nation the other six mornings of the week, as well. 

#22247
7 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Gig'em Gazette has weighed in on our upcoming season and decided to graciously rank us #6 in the SEC.

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https://longhornswire.usatoday.com/2024/05/12/texas-longhorns-football-sec-rankings-spring-aggies-alabama-georgia/

 

 

It’s just amazing how every one of those rubes constantly over-rates their own program and situation, and bashes Texas no matter what. Like clockwork. That inferiority complex is so consistent. 

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