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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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#34501
1 hour ago, irishtexan said:


“Our coloreds are way more articulate than theirs”

"A double negative monster" makes it sound like DMO's speech pattern is too complex for the ag to follow.

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#34502
11 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"A double negative monster" makes it sound like DMO's speech pattern is too complex for the ag to follow.

If DMO uses words with three or more syllables his speech pattern is too complex for about 98% of aggy.

#34503
1 hour ago, irishtexan said:


“Our coloreds are way more articulate than theirs”

Ahm proud t'say- ya listenin' boy? I say, boy ahr ya hearin' me?

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Ahm proud t'say we ah purged of Blaggies. Ahll ahr puhsons of niggra puhsuasion ahr proud Aggies. An' we ahr proud a them, too! We treat them as equals!

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#34504

From Olin. image.png.e9847235fa195f797281ce315019fc62.png

Big changes in Aggieland.

They're pumping up the balls and shining up the helmets in College Station. It's a whole new deal there. Nice to hear fresh comments. Marcel Reed:

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Coaches are blowing whistles, using tough love, restraining from scratching their crotches. Wait, didn't they say this last year? Marcel:

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Ahhh, there is a difference. They're harping really hard this time. Last year's harping was soft and melodic. It's thrash harp now.

And now it's time for Mike Elko's impenetrable sentence of the week:

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This? What this? It will build into something... [Gotta be excited about that!] ...that can be a really special year.

Evidently, the masses are repeating that this has the opportunity to build into something. Just not around here, I guess.

They've got 30 days to start the process of building a team. Coach, baby, you can't start in 30 days! You gotta start now! The game is in 30 days!

image.png.53724eca50d08757448318a9a56f37b4.png I better check my calendar.

Yes! Show me your Penn ring.

 

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Yeah, but not with the same voodoo that you do, Mike.

I. The goal:

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II. The Elko Report:

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III. Fact Check:

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Yogi Elko

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Foot pounds? Is this English or metric?

Thanks, Olin!

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#34505
21 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

One drink and the hard R comes out of this guy.

That drink is his morning coffee

#34506
4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

From Olin. image.png.e9847235fa195f797281ce315019fc62.png

Big changes in Aggieland.

They're pumping up the balls and shining up the helmets in College Station. It's a whole new deal there. Nice to hear fresh comments. Marcel Reed:

image.png.b2fa200ddfd81afb62a2e0ac06511729.png

Coaches are blowing whistles, using tough love, restraining from scratching their crotches. Wait, didn't they say this last year? Marcel:

image.png.e318bb251e08f196de67fb8b53ec4959.png

Ahhh, there is a difference. They're harping really hard this time. Last year's harping was soft and melodic. It's thrash harp now.

And now it's time for Mike Elko's impenetrable sentence of the week:

image.png.88be78e2e49168af0eb2e9478c085cc9.png

 

This? What this? It will build into something... [Gotta be excited about that!] ...that can be a really special year.

Evidently, the masses are repeating that this has the opportunity to build into something. Just not around here, I guess.

They've got 30 days to start the process of building a team. Coach, baby, you can't start in 30 days! You gotta start now! The game is in 30 days!

image.png.53724eca50d08757448318a9a56f37b4.png I better check my calendar.

Yes! Show me your Penn ring.

 

image.png.cd5a3d8e196da4a968d77675ede614ba.png

Yeah, but not with the same voodoo that you do, Mike.

I. The goal:

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II. The Elko Report:

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III. Fact Check:

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Yogi Elko

image.png.11b250fc25a3fb09df4b4d67c89ecf03.png

Foot pounds? Is this English or metric?

Thanks, Olin!

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If they're just "start[ing] the process of building a team" only 30 days before the start of the season, they're way behind. 

But, then again, they're aggy.  They pretty much exist behind the times in all respects.

#34510
22 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

From Olin. image.png.e9847235fa195f797281ce315019fc62.png

Big changes in Aggieland.

image.png.11b250fc25a3fb09df4b4d67c89ecf03.png

Foot pounds? Is this English or metric?

Thanks, Olin!

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Elko checks his watch and exclaims “I am a leader of men. I lead by example. I told Rylan that I would do it with him. We are on the Ketch plan.  Two a days at Lane’s and Wings ‘n More.  We should have him there by August 15th.”

#34513
6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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“Only drawback he can foresee.” 
 

that’s an impressive racist, sexist, ignorant screed only to give it away at the end by telling everyone he’s never fucked, much less married, a Latina. 

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#34514

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One wonders how this incel and candidate for closet queen would "customize" his gender role.

#34515
6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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One wonders how this incel and candidate for closet queen would "customize" his gender role.

A crossbreed between Reveille and a sheep.

#34516
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

“Only drawback he can foresee.” 
 

that’s an impressive racist, sexist, ignorant screed only to give it away at the end by telling everyone he’s never fucked, much less married, a Latina. 

His fucking loss. 

No, no pictures. 

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#34517
This list doesn't even include Chase Bisontis, who is projected as a surefire NFL Draft pick after his junior season. Aggies are going to ground and pound SEC defenses when needed this fall. https://t.co/ZO3T4lyLnn

 

#34518

Latinas can fuck, tho. I know this. I have personally never slept with nor met with a "crazy" Latina, so it's an urban legend to me. 

You know, unless you live in Central and South America where I'm sure they're not any crazier than the white, Asian, and black women here. 

#34519
3 minutes ago, texifornia said:
This list doesn't even include Chase Bisontis, who is projected as a surefire NFL Draft pick after his junior season. Aggies are going to ground and pound SEC defenses when needed this fall. https://t.co/ZO3T4lyLnn

 

No Trevor Goosby? This dude is going to murder the edges. 

#34520
BREAKING: Five-Star EDGE Anthony “Tank” Jones has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @rivalsThe 6’4 255 EDGE from Mobile, AL chose the Ducks over Alabama & Texas A&M“Bama 2 Eugene ScoooDucks”https://t.co/6etJGCFmwz

lmao

#34523
8 minutes ago, texifornia said:
This list doesn't even include Chase Bisontis, who is projected as a surefire NFL Draft pick after his junior season. Aggies are going to ground and pound SEC defenses when needed this fall. https://t.co/ZO3T4lyLnn

 

Proctor must have pics of media members to be rated so high all the time. Lmao at aggy oline. These lists are always stupid but necessary in the offseason. Who’s blocking for the gooner savior and sec favorite mateer. 

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#34524
8 minutes ago, Foosters said:
BREAKING: Five-Star EDGE Anthony “Tank” Jones has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @rivalsThe 6’4 255 EDGE from Mobile, AL chose the Ducks over Alabama & Texas A&M“Bama 2 Eugene ScoooDucks”https://t.co/6etJGCFmwz

lmao

The best part of this, is that it's pretty easy to connect the dots between us taking Wesley from Oregon, and then Oregon hitting the ATM and going over the top for Jones, another 5 star at edge.

And when I say "connect the dots" I mean it's one fucking dot. We sign Wesley and basically fuck aTm in the process at DE. So fucking good. 

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#34527
1 hour ago, texifornia said:
This list doesn't even include Chase Bisontis, who is projected as a surefire NFL Draft pick after his junior season. Aggies are going to ground and pound SEC defenses when needed this fall. https://t.co/ZO3T4lyLnn

 

 

Vernon Broughton is a 6'4 308lb DT....

 

ETHAN BURKE WITH THE STOP ❌🛑@eburke4lax

 

#34528

I could watch those clips all day. 

We are going to have a deeper, more experienced, and more talented front 7 going up against those same goobs. I can't wait.

#34530

It took multiple miracles for them to even be in the position to get destroyed and embarrassed by our front 7, down by the goalline.  

 

 

#34531
2 hours ago, utee94 said:

It took multiple miracles for them to even be in the position to get destroyed and embarrassed by our front 7, down by the goalline.  

Yeah, Quinn doesn't shit his pants in the red zone we win by 30+ and shut them out. Let Looch hype these guys all he wants, when ND kills them everyone will know the truth.

#34532
8 hours ago, Foosters said:
BREAKING: Five-Star EDGE Anthony “Tank” Jones has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @rivalsThe 6’4 255 EDGE from Mobile, AL chose the Ducks over Alabama & Texas A&M“Bama 2 Eugene ScoooDucks”https://t.co/6etJGCFmwz

Sco Ducks is dumb, btw. I thought there would be a cool story. Nope. It's literally just Let's Go Ducks shortened. 

They've got merchandise for it and everything. 

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#34533
2 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Sco Ducks is dumb, btw. I thought there would be a cool story. Nope. It's literally just Let's Go Ducks shortened. 

They've got merchandise for it and everything. 

It's pretty common shorthand for northern teams. Boulder says "Sko Buffs." I've heard BC people say "Sko Eags."

#34534
3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's pretty common shorthand for northern teams. Boulder says "Sko Buffs." I've heard BC people say "Sko Eags."

Yeah, apparently it's a big deal for Colorado, too. I'm sure you're right on Boston College. I just couldn't find anything on it with a quick 10 second search. I just know I saw it referenced all over the place in Eugene. They should make up a myth around it. Some dying football player as he's being carried off the field with collapsed lungs he wheazes out his last breath, only he's not able to force out "Let's Go Ducks" but instead a whispery "...s'go Ducks" then he dies, and it becomes a rallying cry. Kind of like Bear Down Cats for Arizona.  

#34535
49 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's pretty common shorthand for northern teams. Boulder says "Sko Buffs." I've heard BC people say "Sko Eags."

I guess speech therapists are not widely available in the north?

#34536

My kid goes to Western Colorado in Gunnison, and I figured it was abbreviated there as a safety measure to maintain SpO2 given the field elevation of 7700'.

Western Colorado Mountaineers - Wikipedia"SKO 'NEERS!!!
      gasp... gasp... 
           ... hey honey, is the dispensary still open?"

#34537
On 7/31/2025 at 8:14 AM, SydneyCarton said:

“Only drawback he can foresee.” 
 

that’s an impressive racist, sexist, ignorant screed only to give it away at the end by telling everyone he’s never fucked, much less married, a Latina. 

Its almost too perfectly on-brand for aggy to be real, but it's texags so it's probably real.

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#34538
The Mannings are sabotaging #TexasAM's quarterback!

 

#34540
15 hours ago, Damor said:

My kid goes to Western Colorado in Gunnison, and I figured it was abbreviated there as a safety measure to maintain SpO2 given the field elevation of 7700'.

Western Colorado Mountaineers - Wikipedia"SKO 'NEERS!!!
      gasp... gasp... 
           ... hey honey, is the dispensary still open?"

Spent a decent amount of time in Gunny round early 90s. Your son smokes weed, nttiawwt. He hitch up to CB on the winter weekends? 

#34541
5 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

That can't be a legitimate, logical thought.  No one is that stupid, are they???? 

This can't be a legitimate, logical thought. You're not this unfamiliar with aggie, are you????

#34543

@BurntEyes We're happy it's just THC and EtOH.  That's pretty square for Wasted State.

Free bus runs to the bottom of the mountain multiple times a day.  He's up there 3-5 times a week.

#34544
8 minutes ago, Damor said:

@BurntEyes We're happy it's just THC and EtOH.  That's pretty square for Wasted State.

Free bus runs to the bottom of the mountain multiple times a day.  He's up there 3-5 times a week.

Forgot that they started that bus. Doh! And I would never judge anyone for college years thc and hallucinogin use. In fact, I would question not doing so, without judgment.

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#34546
33 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

That can't be a legitimate, logical thought.  No one is that stupid, are they???? 

Counterpoint:

How aggy prepares for hurricanes

#34547
9 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Counterpoint:

How aggy prepares for hurricanes

This is like a real life version of those "Aggie invention" jokes.

Solar powered flashlight, screen door on a submarine, and this. 

#34548
5 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

This is like a real life version of those "Aggie invention" jokes.

Solar powered flashlight, screen door on a submarine, and this. 

I think Snopes did a thing on that picture and the shop owners provided a defense for it that I guess made a sliver of sense, but, yeah. 

#34549
Just now, closetojumping said:

I think Snopes did a thing on that picture and the shop owners provided a defense for it that I guess made a sliver of sense, but, yeah. 

Was the hurricane on the inside of the building?

#34550

I was told by an aggy that they didn't want glass in the store. That was hurricane Ike if I remember right, probably a TS by the time it got that far inland. If you live on the coast, a TS isn't much of anything,  like getting a handy. 

 

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