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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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#35855
On 1/10/2026 at 10:12 AM, LordNeckbeard said:

I was trying to create more hilarious AI slop to taunt them with and inadvertently created something far more hilarious:

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Edit:

It eventually worked after I convinced it I was just using it to taunt adult children.

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So, LordNeckbeard, about the transitive property input you gave (excerpt below) ... umm ...

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#35856

Blumpkinator Dong is about the most fitting handle I’ve ever seen and @immamac should change bo&w’s handle to that permanently.

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#35857
15 minutes ago, Getafix said:

So, LordNeckbeard, about the transitive property input you gave (excerpt below) ... umm ...

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I think that was supposed to be aggy logic for how staying close to miami meant that they're good? Is that anything?

#35858
1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Absolute fucking psychopaths. Literally. Typing in caps you hope a player dies because he didn't choose your school? Wow. MBG shoukd be all over this. What in the actual fuck? If we actively hoped anyone would die that person would get negged into oblivion. Unhinged, psychopathic retards.

#35861
1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

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Oh, so now we're dropping $4 mil for a RB? And did Raleek Brown get $8 mil? Cam Coleman get $56 mil and incentives? Jesus fuck fans are retards sometimes. A lot of times, actually.

#35863
6 minutes ago, WBT said:

I think that was supposed to be aggy logic for how staying close to miami meant that they're good? Is that anything?

Ahhh ... you're right, thanks - well done, Lord NB!

#35864
48 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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I gotta say, the self awareness in the beginning of the post makes me think Billy is pretty rattled.

#35865

You can tell he's been battered. He can't even bring himself to make even the slightest sarcastic comment about it. He just accepts the defeat. It's actually astonishing. I'm not sure we've seen that Billy before. Cam Coleman broke him.

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#35869

I’d argue Horton was always their best possible outcome at WR. Coleman has eyes. He saw the way Arch was playing, and he also saw 8 turnovers in 3 games from Reed just like everybody else.

I guess finishing second for Coleman as a recruit and the Brauny/Looch bullshit updates fed the echo chamber of false hope.

#35871
35 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’d argue Horton was always their best possible outcome at WR. Coleman has eyes. He saw the way Arch was playing, and he also saw 8 turnovers in 3 games from Reed just like everybody else.

I guess finishing second for Coleman as a recruit and the Brauny/Looch bullshit updates fed the echo chamber of false hope.

They actually finished 4th per Gerry. It was Texas, Tech, Alabama and then ATM.

#35872
41 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’d argue Horton was always their best possible outcome at WR. Coleman has eyes. He saw the way Arch was playing, and he also saw 8 turnovers in 3 games from Reed just like everybody else.

I guess finishing second for Coleman as a recruit and the Brauny/Looch bullshit updates fed the echo chamber of false hope.

38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What makes you think they finished second?

Last I checked, there's no Las Brisas in College Station.

#35873
2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

They actually finished 4th per Gerry. It was Texas, Tech, Alabama and then ATM.

I could have phrased that better. aggy probably finished second for Coleman when he signed as a recruit in 2024. He was committed to aggy about 6 months as a high school senior. And I imagine Wiggins recruited Coleman while he was at Bama. That’s just enough reasoning for aggy to believe they were leader for Coleman when he went in the portal.

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#35877

Those are some of the most ill-informed, delusional, revisionist sports fans you could ever come across.

In other words, aggies.

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28 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Yes, yes. That was NIL when you got the number one class. Wait. Jimbo said it wasn’t.

Oh, right, it was illegally buying players, just like every other period of “success” in Texas A&M history. Like when Jackie and RC were cheating. And Charlie Moran was cheating. The oldest aggy turdition. Keep crying, boys.

And Elko “one upped” us by losing to us again and making the playoff by virtue of beating the worst SEC schedule in history

Pooooooooooor Aggies.

#35880

"They have friends in the media" despite aggy having hosted College Gameday almost twice as many times as Texas. I do not feel sorry for them that every time they get a chance to break out, they make an embarrassment of themselves.

#35881

I like what they did at Oline and Horton’s a damn good WR. They just didn’t address their biggest weakness: QB.

#35882
Just now, Debris said:

I like what they did at Oline

I’ll believe it when I see it. A lot of those SEC OL they took weren’t that great in the first place.

#35883
35 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yes, yes. That was NIL when you got the number one class. Wait. Jimbo said it wasn’t.

Oh, right, it was illegally buying players, just like every other period of “success” in Texas A&M history. Like when Jackie and RC were cheating. And Charlie Moran was cheating. The oldest aggy turdition. Keep crying, boys.

And Elko “one upped” us by losing to us again and making the playoff by virtue of beating the worst SEC schedule in history

Pooooooooooor Aggies.

But what about the honor code?

#35884
27 minutes ago, Debris said:

I like what they did at Oline and Horton’s a damn good WR. They just didn’t address their biggest weakness: QB.

Agreed on Horton. They need a big WR that can go up and get it on Reed’s wounded duck passes. Should continue the aggy WR tradition of excelling at catching bad passes.

That said, Coleman probably has a Mike Evans like season at aggy. Very happy to deny them that.

As always they’re more worried about quantity in the front 7 and OL. It’s largely worked out. Cassius Howell was a great find. Scooby played well for a guy they got off the trash heap. Reed-Adams was a damned good iOL they picked up from KU.

#35885
42 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Agreed on Horton. They need a big WR that can go up and get it on Reed’s wounded duck passes. Should continue the aggy WR tradition of excelling at catching bad passes.

That said, Coleman probably has a Mike Evans like season at aggy. Very happy to deny them that.

As always they’re more worried about quantity in the front 7 and OL. It’s largely worked out. Cassius Howell was a great find. Scooby played well for a guy they got off the trash heap. Reed-Adams was a damned good iOL they picked up from KU.

Those guys were good against shitty competition. When the competition got better their stats dissapeared.

#35887
22 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I could have phrased that better. aggy probably finished second for Coleman when he signed as a recruit in 2024. He was committed to aggy about 6 months as a high school senior. And I imagine Wiggins recruited Coleman while he was at Bama. That’s just enough reasoning for aggy to believe they were leader for Coleman when he went in the portal.

Well, that and he probably got to meet Mrs. Elko, facilities facilities facilities, code of honor, and a book about the special place that is Texas A&M (I think this is the one they give official football visitors).

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I think they had to trim the title from A History of the Legacy of Tradition: A Study in Past and Current Times of Texas A&M University's Endeavor to Persevere in Righteous Jihad Against Ebil t.u. (Includes various modern era of football timelines with appendices of tracking A&M's record of good losses, great losses, and wins against teams never played!)

The threw in this one as well:

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#35891
32 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Baylor seems to be going all-in. They got Lagway and now this guy. I don't follow BU at all because, well, I don't care, but are they doing anything else?

#35893

Thanks, @JesusSweatDuck !

One of my favorite combinations of Aggie Facts and doublethink:

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Jimbo said publicly that it wasn't NIL. He denied it was money at all. Aggies crowed about their wealth and how smart they were. They were roasted for old school bag man cheating on a whole new scale. I think we should strip them of the "natty" they won with all that ill-gotten talent.

What are the ebil sips doing? They all seem to know judging by the votes. Now the Aggie Fact:

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The question is raised. What is this fact?

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Only two enquiring minds want to join the query.

At last, verification:

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Well friends, there you have it. t.u = ebil.

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Now the status quo-ers, A&M has arrived. I'm thinking this guy feels a number 2 ranking coming up after Miami beats Indiana.

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When Elko offers high money, it's shrewd. When Sark does the same, it's overpaying.

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They were quite willing to pay Coleman, or he would not have visited even to reject them a second time. Now it's part of Elko-lore. Sensibility. Culture. Aggie.

Now some TexAggy boilerplate loser reasoning, such as it is:

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From The Hustler. George C Scott is so good. It could also be Texas talking to Texas A&M.

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#35895
3 hours ago, Eggo said:

"They have friends in the media" despite aggy having hosted College Gameday almost twice as many times as Texas. I do not feel sorry for them that every time they get a chance to break out, they make an embarrassment of themselves.

Still, I get nostalgic about a quality "BOMC" post. Takes me back to my college days.

#35896
1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

The "we could have beat Miami the bestest team evar" narrative will put the start of the big drop on next year's aggy rollercoaster somewhere around the exosphere.

When Indiana boat races Miami, it will be because Miami spent all their time game planning for aggy.

#35897
5 hours ago, Eggo said:

When Indiana boat races Miami, it will be because Miami spent all their time game planning for aggy.

Or that having to deal with mighty A&M took so much out of Miami that the Hurricanes just didn't have anything left for Indiana . . . even though Miami has played two other games in the meantime.

Any truth to the rumor that aggy is putting the loss to Miami up on its stadium wall along with its ancient (and sometimes fabricated) conference and national championships?

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