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#35902
10 hours ago, AbeFroman said:

Those are some of the most ill-informed, delusional, revisionist sports fans you could ever come across.

In other words, aggies.

When the sausage king of Chicago speaks, you fucking listen.

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#35904
1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

Or that having to deal with mighty A&M took so much out of Miami that the Hurricanes just didn't have anything left for Indiana . . . even though Miami has played two other games in the meantime.

Any truth to the rumor that aggy is putting the loss to Miami up on its stadium wall along with its ancient (and sometimes fabricated) conference and national championships?

I've got it on good authority that this banner is being prepped to hang in the stadium after Miami beats Indiana.

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#35905
8 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

I've got it on good authority that this banner is being prepped to hang in the stadium after Miami beats Indiana.

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Magnificent.

#35906

Themes seem to be building. Same themes that always have Aggies as real stuff!

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t.u. overpays. Why would anyone go there otherwise? Manning and Coleman are merely glitzy names and nothing more. t.u. is all flash.

Flash versus honor, value, virtue. Plus a difference without a distinction:

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High-cost homerun signings vs character/fit high paid guys!

Aggie figures out what makes us tick:

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We're full of the spin. We do everything we do because we're obsessed with besting the dear old Texas Aggies!

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More spin. We're the ones desperate to justify our season ending not them. They're proud and optimistic! They can finally enjoy their ascendancy over Texas where their loss to Miami trumps our wins over them and Michigan!

See, I'm desperately spinning!

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#35908

Aggie 1: Yes, this is because TU has a bad culture and only wants players whose only concern is money. Elko wants players who are better than the TU players but also may qualify for sainthood after death. This is all evidenced by our epic 11-1 season in which we basically beat the national champions if it wasn’t windy.

Aggie 2: Explains a lot and makes total sense to me.

#35910
9 hours ago, nnm said:

Baylor seems to be going all-in. They got Lagway and now this guy. I don't follow BU at all because, well, I don't care, but are they doing anything else?

They should. The BigXII is going to be ass next year with ASU getting raided and Utah losing Whittingham. Tech will still have a decent amount of talent and so will BYU, but it’s pretty open. That being said, fuck Baylor, and I won’t bet on Lagway to actually perform and/or not get injured.

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#35911
11 hours ago, nnm said:

Baylor seems to be going all-in. They got Lagway and now this guy. I don't follow BU at all because, well, I don't care, but are they doing anything else?

Good for you.

It's important to not care about Baylor.

#35912
6 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

Good for you.

It's important to not care about Baylor.

Lagway isn’t a done deal just yet.

#35915
Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

@RGBIII what we're doing isn't sustainable

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3rd string QB will be a 5 star (Bell). 4th or 5th Edge will be a 5 star (Wesley). Backup LB will be a 5 star (Atkinson).

Our backups might have a higher composite score than their starters.

#35916

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Return? You've never left. You're the constant of TexAgs.

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We should pay any amount hire this guy as GM.

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#35917
On 1/1/2026 at 4:33 PM, Vertigo said:

Why are they this upset about the Cheezit bowl?

A&M's last bowl game win is closer to the following events than to the present day:

  • The final manufacturing run of the VCR (videocassette recorder)

  • The United Kingdom voting to leave the EU

  • The release of Pokemon Go

  • The Pulse nightclub and San Bernardino terrorist attacks

  • Leicester City winning their first Premier League championship

  • The Chicago Cubs winning their first World Series in 108 years

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#35918
12 minutes ago, satyanash said:

A&M's last bowl game win is closer to the following events than to the present day:

  • The final manufacturing run of the VCR (videocassette recorder)

  • The United Kingdom voting to leave the EU

  • The release of Pokemon Go

  • The Pulse nightclub and San Bernardino terrorist attacks

  • Leicester City winning their first Premier League championship

  • The Chicago Cubs winning their first World Series in 108 years

Holy shit, I didn't know this. I had to look it up. They haven't won a bowl game since 2018. HAHAHA

#35919
15 minutes ago, Plorant said:

Holy shit, I didn't know this. I had to look it up. They haven't won a bowl game since 2018. HAHAHA

They won the Orange Bowl in '21

#35920
1 minute ago, DigDug said:

They won the Orange Bowl in '21

Well god damn. I don't know what I saw then. I checked again and they also won one in 2019. I'm going to blame a stupid AI search.

Edited by Plorant

#35921
14 hours ago, HuttNuts said:

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I guess I shouldn't be surprised by this shit anymore but... longing for the "good old days" like that. Just... wow.

#35922
44 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

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I guess I shouldn't be surprised by this shit anymore but... longing for the "good old days" like that. Just... wow.

Now now, don’t Sully their desire for the good ol’ days.

#35923
1 hour ago, DigDug said:

They won the Orange Bowl in '21

Uh...with Aggy history, you need to include the millennium in your year reference so that we know what you are talking about.

Edited by MirrOlure

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#35925

America has been made safe for those types of remarks. Aggies can burst out of the closet in song. They'll do so assuming they're the only ones honorable and brave enough to say what they assume everyone is thinking. It's the degenerate way!

I prefer the days when 99% of white people would not have thought to say such a thing out loud no matter their feelings. Mom said, "don't say hateful things." Some shit about tolerance and minding your own business, too. Thanks, Anita Ruth.

#35926

oh man, if PilotsError was still around, that post would piss him off so much. Nothing he hated more than when we made fun of aggy for being racist.

#35927
4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

oh man, if PilotsError was still around, that post would piss him off so much. Nothing he hated more than when we made fun of aggy for being racist.

PilotsError died?

#35928
2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

oh man, if PilotsError was still around, that post would piss him off so much. Nothing he hated more than when we made fun of aggy for being racist.

I don't know if it was my first miserable failure period at Texas or the more successful return five years later, but I remember the Aggies electing one of the few Black people there to be student president. "See! We're not racist!"

It was moving to see their love of the negro.

#35929
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

PilotsError died?

oh no sorry, i think he just up and left. can't remember what finally drove him away.

#35931
2 hours ago, Plorant said:

I'm going to blame a stupid AI search.

You can't blame AI. You can only blame yourself for believing/trusting AI.

#35932
18 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Or that having to deal with mighty A&M took so much out of Miami that the Hurricanes just didn't have anything left for Indiana . . . even though Miami has played two other games in the meantime.

Any truth to the rumor that aggy is putting the loss to Miami up on its stadium wall along with its ancient (and sometimes fabricated) conference and national championships?

I'm not sure their stadium wall can structurally handle another fake championship.

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#35933
18 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Plan for highschool recruiting is 5's and 3's. High end pricy 5 stars (Atkinson/Bishop) that can contribute day one and 3 stars that are essentially free outside of the scholarship that will hopefully stick around and develop. I think our days of signing a #1 HS class are done but should always be a top five to ten class. But why waste 650k on Barnes, who contributed a whopping 4 tackels during his time here when you could spend 650k on a proven instant contributor or a million bucks on an absolute star

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@RGBIII what we're doing isn't sustainable

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LOL these rubes called the pancake factory unsustainable at 800k for the entire offensive line...Seaton alone will cost 4x that and guess what....we will STILL have dry powder if we need it

#35934

Sometimes - like early this season - Tarp can be optimistic. But if anyone else dares to throw in an optimistic line (in blue), 'ol Tarp immediately does this -

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#35937

Getting shrill. The Aggies really hate losing soulless Coleman to the Evil Empire: The Mannings!

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I guess the Portal Rankings they use support their portal performance like strength of record, whatever that is, proved they were more than legit.

Hype alert! Hype alert! No real stuff to be found in the dildo waving of t.u.

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They're all hype despite their proven talent.

This guy must have been railing about Arch being a mediocre 3-star HS QB.

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The disaster of a possible "natty," a third victory over A&M while he was here, and a huge boost to recruiting all along the way.

Goddamn Mannings.

HYPE!!!!

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#35938
7 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Plan for highschool recruiting is 5's and 3's. High end pricy 5 stars (Atkinson/Bishop) that can contribute day one and 3 stars that are essentially free outside of the scholarship that will hopefully stick around and develop. I think our days of signing a #1 HS class are done but should always be a top five to ten class. But why waste 650k on Barnes, who contributed a whopping 4 tackels during his time here when you could spend 650k on a proven instant contributor or a million bucks on an absolute star

LOL these rubes called the pancake factory unsustainable at 800k for the entire offensive line...Seaton alone will cost 4x that and guess what....we will STILL have dry powder if we need it

Amen and keep the paying roster to 75 or less for more scratch for the top end playmakers. Tell me we didn't pay $650K for Barnes, ouch. Can't imagine what Ffrench and some of the others got with the same minimal/nil contributions. Live and learn.

#35941
2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

York declaring as a junior is some truly wild shit. The Combine will not be kind to him.

The pros need a guy who can tell them where to line up on defense.

#35942
15 hours ago, Plorant said:

Holy shit, I didn't know this. I had to look it up. They haven't won a bowl game since 2018. HAHAHA

15 hours ago, DigDug said:

They won the Orange Bowl in '21

15 hours ago, Plorant said:

Well god damn. I don't know what I saw then. I checked again and they also won one in 2019. I'm going to blame a stupid AI search.

12 hours ago, Chopper said:

You can't blame AI. You can only blame yourself for believing/trusting AI.

The first try with Google I asked “What was Texas A&M football’s last bowl game win?”

It gave me a December 2019 Bowl.

Then I asked “What were the University of North Carolina’s last 5 bowl games?”

Finally I asked when Texas A&M & UNC played in Bowl games.

I eventually got the January (2nd?) 2021 Orange Bowl that saw A&M beating UNC (without their stud RB combo playing) 41-27 after Achane scored two late TDs.

AI can occasionally be great and occasionally make Google dumber than it used to be.

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#35943
4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

The first try with Google I asked “What was Texas A&M football’s last bowl game win?”

It gave me a December 2019 Bowl.

Then I asked “What were the University of North Carolina’s last 5 bowl games?”

Finally I asked when Texas A&M & UNC played in Bowl games.

I eventually got the January (2nd?) 2021 Orange Bowl that saw A&M beating UNC (without their stud RB combo playing) 41-27 after Achane scored two late TDs.

AI can occasionally be great and occasionally make Google dumber than it used to be.

All that time trying to outsource your brain to the computer when you could have just looked at Wikipedia or the TAMU football website and had your answer in seconds.

#35944
17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

All that time trying to outsource your brain to the computer when you could have just looked at Wikipedia or the TAMU football website and had your answer in seconds.

TRANSLATION:

“All the time trying to outsource your brain to a computer when you could have just outsourced your brain to a computer.”

#35948
12 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Getting shrill. The Aggies really hate losing soulless Coleman to the Evil Empire: The Mannings!

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I guess the Portal Rankings they use support their portal performance like strength of record, whatever that is, proved they were more than legit.

Hype alert! Hype alert! No real stuff to be found in the dildo waving of t.u.

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They're all hype despite their proven talent.

This guy must have been railing about Arch being a mediocre 3-star HS QB.

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The disaster of a possible "natty," a third victory over A&M while he was here, and a huge boost to recruiting all along the way.

Goddamn Mannings.

HYPE!!!!

Another day, more absolutely psychotic thoughts from aggyland. 🙄

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#35949

Aggies found a rating system that gives them high portal marks. On3 Portal rankings. Like strength of record, the TexAggies think this is the way to go for judging portal performance. I'll leave it to @Huckleberry 's skill and knowledge to rule on its value.

Here's a look at the rating:

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Interesting conversation ensues on the still-a-little-sensitive-about-their-season TexAgs.

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Pretty sane so far. What's that? The sound of spittle showering the monitor with hurricane force winds?

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Now we're talking.

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Oh we love that On3, 247 is a bi-itch!

Peking risks his AgTag.

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Interesting parameters for success appear, as they always do. Year of coaching career; something about being second best of second year schools in the last five years; things are awesome!

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Objection, your honor. Unresponsive.

(Judge turns to Beerad) Son, just answer the question.

Onward. Tech passes them in the rankings.

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Where's the Transitive Property when you need it? If you're ahead of t.u. it's the true and best ranking ever. If Tech passes you, well, in theory.

Peking spears another. This unfortunately named TexAggie finds disgrace for t.u.

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Yes, Aggies were the monsters of the (bottom ) SEC! t.u. wasn't!

t.u. went to a goofy bowl game. Fucking embarrassing!

Texas-Michigan Citrus Bowl averaged a 4.3 rating and 9.05 million viewers on ABC, marking the largest audience for any non-CFP bowl game since Michigan faced Alabama in the same game on New Year’s Day 2020 (14.00M).

Goofy as shit. Sadly for Aggie, they had 14 million watching their loss at home to Miami. Embarrassing.

"In a world where they are now?" I have no idea.

Aggie fact confirmed. They didn't want the players they bid high for and lost. Some say it's playing 4-d chess, others just forget about it altogether to serve the Aggie fact.

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I love this kind of shit.

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Two conflicting concepts, one TexAggie's mind.

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The value of Seaton's character, as with all humans, will be determined by his choice regarding the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas.

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Yes. Yes. The legend grows. Greedy egoist Coleman vs humble, low-paid Horton who they wanted all along due to his virtuous character and disregard for money. Elko spends wisely.

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#35950

I do like how the sharpie and highlighter really does piss off Loochi.

But it does encourage the question, does A&M really have enough space for ANOTHER "ON3 portal class of 2026 national championship" trophy? surely "won halftime" trophies will overflow even the largest vault.

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