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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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16 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Not one fucking person has ever said that to him about midnight yell.  Good Lord.

did you miss the glory-hole interaction?

14 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

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They're just pissed their track-star RB has a total of 108 yards on 28 carries (3.9ypc) and 2 catches for 14 yards.  Against SHSU and App St.

Everything is projection with those assholes. 

I mean their coach notoriously runs his RBs into the ground during college. Texas has a great RB room, and Bijan gets his touches in the passing game as well. I am sure Bijan appreciates that his position room is full of guys that can help take the load off of him. While at aggy, there is a pretty large drop-off from Achane to the rest of that room.

27 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

VY merely great. Fuck you.

This is from people who believe that Johnny #thatbloouttho is the greatest to ever touch the ball, so take it with a grain of salt. 
 

I watch pretty much every ag game that doesn’t conflict with ours.  I’ve still yet to understand why Jimbos offense is “so complex NFL QBs can’t figure it out”.  At some point your offense is just a piece of shit. 
 

also, lol at Bijan being average or whatever that douche is trying to say. I guess I can understand when during you’re entire existence, big bro constantly has bigger names.  

53 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

VY merely great. Fuck you.

He was no Reggie "real deal" McNeal.

52 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Bijan is no Derek Farmer, that's for dadgummed sure. 

I was going to SFA for a little bit when Farmer transferred and ended up in a class with him.  He showed up to class about 25-33% of the time.

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9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I was going to SFA for a little bit when Farmer transferred and ended up in a class with him.  He showed up to class about 25-33% of the time.

Was it a stats class?

1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

BOBHICA is cheeks.

Makes sense.

BOHICA is an acronym for Bend Over Here It Comes Again

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Texas didn't 'brag' about what they spent - it was all FOIA requested for fuck's sake.

nm

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Their reaction is going to be a combination of "that is ridiculous, they must be desperate" and "no big deal, our visits are better and we probably spend more anyways" simultaneously.

1 minute ago, Yesh said:

Their reaction is going to be a combination of "that is ridiculous, they must be desperate" and "no big deal, our visits are better and we probably spend more anyways" simultaneously.

On rant, they quickly figured out we are 13th spending, and they are too 5 or 6.  Then they figure out they are being outspent by Ark.   Pretty funny turnaround on the attitude from top of thread to bottom.  Idiots. The lot of them. 

7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Texas didn't 'brag' about what they spent - it was all FOIA requested for fuck's sake.

 

You act like aggy worries about facts... 🙄

If any one of those dipshits bothered to read the article, and not just the headline, those totals don't seem that outlandish in the context of what the big programs spend.  We were behind.

 

The $630,000 total on two weekend visits shows how much Texas has invested in recruiting compared to recent years.  Athletic Director U and INFLCR published NCAA financial reports that showed Texas spent $1,275,368 on recruiting for the 2019 fiscal year. That was the 13th most spent on recruiting that year, which was led by Georgia at $3,676,858.

The Bulldogs spent $2.7 million on recruiting in 2020, which was affected by recruiting restrictions spurred by the COVID-19 pandemic.

The increase in recruiting spending is not unusual to see, as the Orlando Sentinel reported in July that the University of Florida Athletic Association increased its football spending by $4.72 million recently, with $700,000 added to the recruiting budget. That was a 55% increase that gave new coach Billy Napier close to a $2 million budget for recruiting and does not include Napier's access to two private jets with a budget of $839,000, according to the report.

What are these idiots blathering about? Why do they even care? Is it because they rent out the pool for the pool party for $250 and a keg of beer?

Some of the projecting is absolutely fascinating. Bijan is overrated but would be good on another team. Johntay Cook is not good. We spent so much on Arch because we were scared of losing blue blood status. All just great great stuff. 

aggy penis envy showing up again. They prob take recruits to Applebee's and Chili's and a tour of Blue Bell. Shit town is shit town.

I doubt the total sum spent on OV stuff is  any different than that of other programs that give a shit about football, especially if you adjust for local market pricing. 
 

but apparently nobody cares about aggy enough to file foia related to these expenses. 

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This is a great moment to own any restaurant or hotel in College Station. All you have to do is pitch this idea to the idiots at A&M:

"See, we might be rated 2 stars but nobody will notice that. All you have to do is spend $300,000 here in a weekend on recruiting official visits. Then get your lackey Brent Zwerneman to file an FOIA request for documents and receipts from that weekend and he'll write a story about how A&M spends more than Texas because they're the real big money program. But they have to be real receipts so there's an ironclad paper trail. Those 'sips will never know what hit them."

Easy. Fucking. Money.

Did you graduate from a business school in Canada with really good grades?

45 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

If any one of those dipshits bothered to read the article, and not just the headline, those totals don't seem that outlandish in the context of what the big programs spend.  We were behind.

 

The $630,000 total on two weekend visits shows how much Texas has invested in recruiting compared to recent years.  Athletic Director U and INFLCR published NCAA financial reports that showed Texas spent $1,275,368 on recruiting for the 2019 fiscal year. That was the 13th most spent on recruiting that year, which was led by Georgia at $3,676,858.

 

To illustrate your point using a chart from the article:

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So this constitutes Texas boasting of how much we spend which should actually be shameful because of what it says about our desperation! 

 

 

8 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Did you graduate from a business school in Canada with really good grades?

Beiber University. 

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

To illustrate your point using a chart from the article:

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So this constitutes Texas boasting of how much we spend which should actually be shameful because of what it says about our desperation! 

 

 

*spending figures do not include bag money or Fisher's cuckolding budget.

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Texas didn't 'brag' about what they spent - it was all FOIA requested for fuck's sake.

you can't be shocked they don't know or understand the difference between the two.

27 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

*spending figures do not include bag money or Fisher's cuckolding budget.

judging by that list, I'm pretty sure they do

47 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Did you graduate from a business school in Canada with really good grades?

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Spend $600k to help lock down half a recruiting class or spend 150x that amount to lock down Boomhauer Jr for the next decade?  

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2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Texas didn't 'brag' about what they spent - it was all FOIA requested for fuck's sake.

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I doubt the total sum spent on OV stuff is  any different than that of other programs that give a shit about football, especially if you adjust for local market pricing. 
 

but apparently nobody cares about aggy enough to file foia related to these expenses. 

I mean, they typically are about 50/50 to actually responding to FOIA requests anyway. 

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, they typically are about 50/50 to actually responding to FOIA requests anyway. 

They likely have a huge backlog from randy duke’s myriad and constant requests that they need to cut corners where they can

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2 hours ago, NoName said:

you can't be shocked they don't know or understand the difference between the two.

They can't fathom the idea of spending money on something and then not bragging about it.

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

They can't fathom the idea of spending money on something and then not bragging about it.

That's because they're all trash. 

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2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

They can't fathom the idea of spending money on something and then not bragging about it.

Lifestyles of the Nouveau Riche

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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he has a friend who's "tied into the team" who happens to say exactly what the national reporters have been saying since the day after the game, while all of our insiders say it will be much shorter time for both?

1 minute ago, Viper said:

he has a friend who's "tied into the team" who happens to say exactly what the national reporters have been saying since the day after the game, while all of our insiders say it will be much shorter time for both?

and that card is starting, not wright... yikes

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