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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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23 minutes ago, WBT said:

Do you even Freebirds Super Monster bro?

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31 minutes ago, WBT said:

Do you even Freebirds Super Monster bro?

That’s like the barrel of a baseball bat

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The following messages are a few days old from LHF's twitter. I've been really busy with work. I haven't seen Texifornia drop any recently, so bringing the thread up to date.

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Also, LHF has been posting some good OU screenshots. Do I post them in this thread or do we have an OU tears thread? I looked but can't find.

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

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He's not going to sit on the sidelines and watch things deteriorate around him.

First, isn't sitting and watching what he's into? Do they see what happened at FSU as a blip?

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Just now, BornAndRaised said:

Also, LHF has been posting some good OU screenshots. Do I post them in this thread or do we have an OU tears thread? I looked but can't find.

Since it's game week, I'd usually just put them in the game week thread. Otherwise, I usually put them here unless they're recruiting related.

Just now, texifornia said:

Since it's game week, I'd usually just put them in the game week thread. Otherwise, I usually put them here unless they're recruiting related.

Ok, game thread it is. Would you like the honors?

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8 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Ok, game thread it is. Would you like the honors?

Go for it. Busy week over here.

“Our haters and our opponents would love for Jimbo to leave”.

Negative, sir. We wish you’d give him another extension.

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The second hilight is such a fucking lie. They were flooding the jizz jars when Jimbo showed that swagger and stood for A&M. Now they're clutching their pearls.

 

 

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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The second hilight is such a fucking lie. They were flooding the jizz jars when Jimbo showed that swagger and stood for A&M. Now they're clutching their pearls.

 

 

I re-watched it today.   Dude was shaking like a leaf during his rant on Saban.  I wish Bama was healthy so bad.  Maybe nick with just stay pissed and crush them again next year.   But a nice 59-0, 77-7 type game would overdose me I believe.   Worth it.   I want the few stars they've got in this class to drop, and a few of the studs from last year to be as toxic as possible. 

26 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I re-watched it today.   Dude was shaking like a leaf during his rant on Saban.  I wish Bama was healthy so bad.  Maybe nick with just stay pissed and crush them again next year.   But a nice 59-0, 77-7 type game would overdose me I believe.   Worth it.   I want the few stars they've got in this class to drop, and a few of the studs from last year to be as toxic as possible. 

All depends on Bryce Young because other than that I believe Alabama is healthy. 

It also looks like aggy has some new injury issues. This is their starting LG. Shemar Turner and Walter Nolan were also both injured in the Mississippi State game but I haven't seen any updates on them. 

 

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4 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

All depends on Bryce Young because other than that I believe Alabama is healthy. 

It also looks like aggy has some new injury issues. This is their starting LG. Shemar Turner and Walter Nolan were also both injured in the Mississippi State game but I haven't seen any updates on them. 

 

I totally missed them having an Aussie ex-rugby player starting for them. Wild. 

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Looch gettin’ chippy.  Working on his top 44 list is stressful

14 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Looch gettin’ chippy.  Working on his top 44 list is stressful

I listened to part of the podcast that was posted above and it sounded like Liucci is on the brink of a mental breakdown. 

aggy football has taken him to a dark place. 

 

Got damn - Ogunbiyi got benched in place of a kid who wasn't even playing football two years ago?  

And thats after they benched Wykoff so that Bryce Foster could do this in the last three games:

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43 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I listened to part of the podcast that was posted above and it sounded like Liucci is on the brink of a mental breakdown. 

aggy football has taken him to a dark place. 

 

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10 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Dumbest people in the world paid to write, also lazy in this case. 

I didn't know anything about the guy. He sure has the look.

They couldn't figure out what city Brisbane High School was in? 

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1 minute ago, Viper said:

They couldn't figure out what city Brisbane High School was in? 

It's not even a high school, it's the local club gridiron team: https://brisbanerhinos.com/

If I was an aggy, and thank the Good Lord I’m not, I’d be putting all of my emotional wishcasting into Jimbo admitting defeat and turning over the offense to a younger innovative OC who will call plays. Then hope either Weigman or a transfer can run it. Ed Orgeron was able to do it, and 2019 LSU is what I’d be clinging to if I was a fan. Otherwise, they are in for a long stretch of frustration turning to apathy due to that ridiculous contract they gave him. What they should really be worried about is that Jimbo is Mack, Les Miles, or Phillip Fulmer post-national championship. Those guys never climbed back up the mountain. 

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27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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They really think that THIS kid can read? 

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No OC worth a shit is coming to work for Jimbo and the current shit salad of offensive assistants on staff.

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

They really think that THIS kid can read? 

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Malibus most wanted.. in college Station

 

 

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I think they're in a pretty tough spot.  Any elite OC is going to have concerns about whether or not they can run their offense without Jimbo meddling or dictating the terms. And I'm not sure what it good it does to have someone else calling plays if it's still Jimbo's offense and playbook.  Even if they were able to pull someone new in and run an entirely new offense, they're still likely 1-2 years away from being proficient at it and will the recruits/players/boosters have the patience to sit through 2 more seasons of mediocrity while they figure it out?

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9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

They really think that THIS kid can read? 

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Holy fuck. The belt. The camo. The chain. The fitted jersey. The backwards flatbrim. Every component is from a different variety of shitheel. It's like spoiled brat Ultron.

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13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy fuck. The belt. The camo. The chain. The fitted jersey. The backwards flatbrim. Every component is from a different variety of shitheel. It's like spoiled brat Ultron.

@iconoclast_texan wants to know where to acquire this look.

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy fuck. The belt. The camo. The chain. The fitted jersey. The backwards flatbrim. Every component is from a different variety of shitheel. It's like spoiled brat Ultron.

Don't forget that I'll-kick-your-ass glare he's giving someone from behind his daddy.

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy fuck. The belt. The camo. The chain. The fitted jersey. The backwards flatbrim. Every component is from a different variety of shitheel. It's like spoiled brat Ultron.

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21 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

@iconoclast_texan wants to know where to acquire this look.

Needs more gold rings

40 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy fuck. The belt. The camo. The chain. The fitted jersey. The backwards flatbrim. Every component is from a different variety of shitheel. It's like spoiled brat Ultron.

This one really got me last week.

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It is remarkable where this is going. It's like something out of our collective fantasies. I view what's unfolding as proof that God hasn't fully turned his back on our fanbase, as he's sending this up for us in year 13 of our wandering in the desert. 

-Their boosters are meddling and pushing.

-They think Jimbo Fisher would be some sort of magical CEO As Head Coach with no foundation to support that. This guy is a room temperature IQ egotist with Napoleon Complex. 

-They think Jimbo Fisher would willingly abdicate playcalling duties with no foundation to support that. That's a massive part of his identity. 

-They believe a hot shot OC would come to College Station and light his career on fire by agreeing to be constantly subverted by Fisher for an extra $1million. Hot shot OCs aren't HS recruits. They know what they're doing in their career and their goal is usually a HC gig. They're not torching that for one paycheck at a dead end debacle of a job. ATM's best hope is a Mark Whipple type who really is looking for just a paycheck, but that kind of guy and Fisher will blend like oil and water. He already has the guy least likely to give a shit about getting anything done as an OC in Dickey. 

-They're telling themselves "but we're young".

-They think Weigman, a guy with concussion problems in the past, will save the day behind that offensive line.

-Addazio and Durkin both being shitty and emblematic of Fisher's history of getting stale and hiring downgrades when coaches leave. I don't know how you downgrade from Dickey, Addazio and Craig in the offseason, but I expect to see Fisher pull it off. 

-The offensive line is so conclusively bad that they're now incapable of glossing it, and it is getting worse. @bizzle told us declaratively heading into the season that Fatheree was a day 1 NFL pick. That one is going to be fucking hilarious to track.

-They're going full Hornfans and admonishing each other about being respectful because "kids read these boards!!" and the part where they're worrying about Fisher's douchebag kid is the cherry on top.

It keeps getting better and better. If Johnson is out and King is the guy against Bama and then again on the road at SCar, they really could be headed for a losing season here.

That time when Liucci attempted to claim, with no factual support, that Sarkisian had been forced to name Ewers QB1 by boosters while something like that would never happen at ATM is aging like egg salad at a summer picnic. That program is being swamped with demands from numerous sides right now, all the while Fisher is trying to convince people to help him buy more recruits and players from the portal because the guys on campus aren't cutting it.

53 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

If I was an aggy, and thank the Good Lord I’m not, I’d be putting all of my emotional wishcasting into Jimbo admitting defeat and turning over the offense to a younger innovative OC who will call plays. Then hope either Weigman or a transfer can run it. Ed Orgeron was able to do it, and 2019 LSU is what I’d be clinging to if I was a fan. Otherwise, they are in for a long stretch of frustration turning to apathy due to that ridiculous contract they gave him. What they should really be worried about is that Jimbo is Mack, Les Miles, or Phillip Fulmer post-national championship. Those guys never climbed back up the mountain. 


Fulmer, at least, won 10  games five times after he won the MNC and even 11 games once.  What's happening in B/CS has the feel of something much worse.

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56 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

They really think that THIS kid can read? 

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54 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I think they're in a pretty tough spot.  Any elite OC is going to have concerns about whether or not they can run their offense without Jimbo meddling or dictating the terms. And I'm not sure what it good it does to have someone else calling plays if it's still Jimbo's offense and playbook.  Even if they were able to pull someone new in and run an entirely new offense, they're still likely 1-2 years away from being proficient at it and will the recruits/players/boosters have the patience to sit through 2 more seasons of mediocrity while they figure it out?

Tan, rested and ready

 

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That guy with his “nothing I post here should be construed as medical advice” signature kills me

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Malibus most wanted.. in college Station

 

 

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Damnit.  That's been on the tip of my tongue since I saw the end of the game the other night and couldnt come up with it.  

51 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Don't forget that I'll-kick-your-ass glare he's giving someone from behind his daddy.

I hate to rip the kid because he's got the health issues.  But the kicking ass and taking names stare doesn't work when it's on a skinny kid that's leveled off at 5'-5".   

9 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I hate to rip the kid because he's got the health issues.  But the kicking ass and taking names stare doesn't work when it's on a skinny kid that's leveled off at 5'-5".   

I don't think they're mental health issues, so his appearance is fair game. He looks like an insufferable dick.

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