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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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I have it on good authority that they have a gentleman's agreement with Jimbo to not screw them over. 

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4 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Is there no Right of First Refusal in employment contracts? Pay Jimbo $4-5 million a year, and if someone comes along and offers him more, A&M would have the opportunity to match it, and obligate Jimbo to stay at A&M? I'm not an attorney, but I have read a contract or two.

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Jimbo has the opposite of right of first refusal, his players get prima nocta with his wife.

On 10/4/2022 at 7:31 PM, Sejjr said:

My favorite part of all of this is the fact that it was only a few weeks ago when aggy was still proudly bragging "#dontcaregotJimbo" as if that was some sort of own. 

Honest question: has there ever been a shittier contract negotiated in all of Sports history?

This makes Master P look like he has a Master's degree in contract law.

This contract reveals two things:

Jimbo is a genius

aggy is one stupid mother

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one of those we already knew

22 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Actually another thing they would do to deflect criticism of a coach was create a Catch 22. During the season, you can't criticize the coach until the end of the season because there's a lot of football to play! After the crappy season, you can't complain because it will hurt recruiting. Then by summer time they're all floating in the Kool Aid pool getting ready to board the rollercoaster.

Well said.

14 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Are they really this stupid? 

Yes…..yes they are!

11 hours ago, Hornlover said:

I have it on good authority that they have a gentleman's agreement with Jimbo to not screw them over. 

Oh, this is much better than a gentleman's agreement. The love is in writing which everyone knows is stronger than an IOU XOXO.

These guys crying about getting hated on. What a bunch of soft-as-Charmin pussies they are. Get a fucking spine, you twats. 

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Watching them rationalize the stupidity of that contract is absolute hilarity.

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"We are passionate and they hate us for it." 

No dumbass, you're hated because you're fucking weird.

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Last two screenshots are after the depressing running back update

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15 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

"We are passionate and they hate us for it." 

No dumbass, you're hated because you're fucking weird.

Weird would be one thing. You can just laugh and dismiss weird. They are hated because they run their fucking mouths like they are elite at everything they do, yet they are mediocre to just plain terrible at everything they do. If they'd ever learn to shut their mouths and have the tiniest bit of introspection, people might tolerate them, but we know that will never happen. 

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Martyred for their beliefs. So Aggy.

32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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These... are... AWESOME.

"Brent Z and Looch are hearing things we aren't." Sure, from the voices inside their heads.

"Jimbo is reasonable." Yeah, a reasonable man knows he can retire off that stupid contract you gave him without having to do any more work. You don't like my work? Fuck you, pay me.

That's some top tier aggy delusion right there.

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Last two screenshots are after the depressing running back update

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omg, dwmcd gonna KILL me here with that prime unfiltered delusion! Help! call alanon! get me into a twelve step program! awwww fuck I'm od'd

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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It's all meh... and then Maroon Elephant comes in with the punchline.

this page is some Requiem for a Dream level shit. If only I could only hope to end up ass to ass with Jennifer Connelly.

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43 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

"We are passionate and they hate us for it." 

No dumbass, you're hated because you're fucking weird.

 

29 minutes ago, Deej said:

Weird would be one thing. You can just laugh and dismiss weird. They are hated because they run their fucking mouths like they are elite at everything they do, yet they are mediocre to just plain terrible at everything they do. If they'd ever learn to shut their mouths and have the tiniest bit of introspection, people might tolerate them, but we know that will never happen. 

Who else makes a video for national TV where their pep rallies rattle and terrify their conference mates?

Even if they had won something, this official statement would be arrogant. As it is, it's pure delusion. 

Thinking you will arrive soon is not arriving, dumbasses. This is why people despise you. Taking it national is genius.

"The sips suck! Let's go steal their passing game coordinator that runs an awesome offense"

32 minutes ago, Deej said:

Weird would be one thing. You can just laugh and dismiss weird. They are hated because they run their fucking mouths like they are elite at everything they do, yet they are mediocre to just plain terrible at everything they do. If they'd ever learn to shut their mouths and have the tiniest bit of introspection, people might tolerate them, but we know that will never happen. 

This is a great post. I’m always amazed at their complete lack of self awareness. None of them understand what you just wrote. And their weirdness is not Zooey Dechanel quirky weird, it’s more serial killer personality weird. 

I’m ODing on aggy misery.  Please don’t stop.  I’m in tears reading this shit and I don’t even have to click on texags and get internet aids.

They should really just hire Jeff Fisher.  Same initials.... results.

37 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Who else makes a video for national TV where their pep rallies rattle and terrify their conference mates?

Even if they had won something, this official statement would be arrogant. As it is, it's pure delusion. 

Thinking you will arrive soon is not arriving, dumbasses. This is why people despise you. Taking it national is genius.

Hoooo boy.  Yes, the powers in cfb and the SEC are shaking in their boots at a university that is defined by its mediocrity.  

56 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It's all meh... and then Maroon Elephant comes in with the punchline.

this page is some Requiem for a Dream level shit. If only I could only hope to end up ass to ass with Jennifer Connelly.

If you end up ass to ass with Jennifer Connelly you’re doing it wrong.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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that last guy wants the A&M offense to be just 15-20 plays?! that appears to be about how many it is now...

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i think i saw them run a couple of versions of this play short of the sticks:

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there are like 12 plays right there!

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I keep seeing this claim that "Jimbo won 2 NC's" and was confused enough to wikipedia Jimbo but discovered, along with confirming that he just has 1 NC, that Jimbo's birthday is Sunday.  God please let the Tide deliver an unholy beatdown as an early birthday gift.

44 minutes ago, cafe society said:

If you end up ass to ass with Jennifer Connelly you’re doing it wrong.

It'd still be gratifying.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Who else makes a video for national TV where their pep rallies rattle and terrify their conference mates?

Even if they had won something, this official statement would be arrogant. As it is, it's pure delusion. 

Thinking you will arrive soon is not arriving, dumbasses. This is why people despise you. Taking it national is genius.

This commercial needs to be discussed more. Can someone please make that smug Jimbo smile a gif real quick. I mean for sure he’s watching one of his players fuck his wife during that portion

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

If you end up ass to ass with Jennifer Connelly you’re doing it wrong.

sez you

i said that we're only ending that way

Lol, which one of you silly fucks wrote this on Jimbo’s wiki page?😂

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18 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

aggy law school thinks your reliance on statutes and case law is nice and all but definitely doesn’t constitute good bull

That was insisted on by Ol' Rock the Good Ag(ttorney)

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Martyred for their beliefs. So Aggy.

He’s right, ESPN journalists much prefer the values of . . . The University of Alabama

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Martyred for their beliefs. So Aggy.

The most aggy of rationale. We’s conservative and Finebaum’s a gay!

59 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Lol, which one of you silly fucks wrote this on Jimbo’s wiki page?😂

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I caught her in the act:

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3 hours ago, cafe society said:

If you end up ass to ass with Jennifer Connelly you’re doing it wrong.

That wouldn't be my preference but I'd have to consider it.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

It'd still be gratifying.

NowThis?

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