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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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3 hours ago, NoName said:

that last guy wants the A&M offense to be just 15-20 plays?! that appears to be about how many it is now...

  • achane run to the left outside
  • achane run to the right outside
  • achane run up the middle
  • achane toss to the left
  • achane toss to the right
  • achane draw
  • swing pass to achane to the left flat
  • swing pass to achane to the right flat
  • left side screen to achane
  • right side screen to achane

i think i saw them run a couple of versions of this play short of the sticks:

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there are like 12 plays right there!

hey, now...  I hadn't thought of it before, but GDGD makes a ton of sense.  A national-championship winning OC!  He's perfect for them.

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1 hour ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

That wouldn't be my preference but I'd have to consider it.

vindication for @NowThis?

1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

NowThis?

Here is some rep. You beat me to it.

3 hours ago, Da Fino said:

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This is the perfect gif. No context I have no idea what’s happening on the left side of this gif..:but Jimbo does…he’s looking and he’s liking 

2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

NowThis?

I don't know the reference, so I don't know if I should go full CJT on your ass or use the laugh icon. Help a brother out.

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Jimbo will pick the natty QB by watching film of this season's games.

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24 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Having an apples to apples comparison of playing the same team as us a few weeks apart, yet Bama missing their Heisman QB that played against us is their worst nightmare. We lost by one point, if they get torched there will be no hiding for the spinsters. We lost our starting QB in the first quarter, they can't hide behind that either. 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I don't know the reference, so I don't know if I should go full CJT on your ass or use the laugh icon. Help a brother out.

@NowThis shared a screenshot where one of the visible open tabs was a search for pegging on Pornhub. Once pointed out, he vanished in a puff of embarrassment.

Now, me? If I were to somehow let it slip that a hot chick ramming my ass with a strap-on turned me on, like, I'd OWN that shit. Especially if said hot chick was Jennifer Connelly. (DM me, Jennifer, if you see this.)

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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

This is the perfect gif. No context I have no idea what’s happening on the left side of this gif..:but Jimbo does…he’s looking and he’s liking 

Vegan Orgy GIF

Jimbos' wife on the left side of the screen

6 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

I keep seeing this claim that "Jimbo won 2 NC's" and was confused enough to wikipedia Jimbo but discovered, along with confirming that he just has 1 NC, that Jimbo's birthday is Sunday.  God please let the Tide deliver an unholy beatdown as an early birthday gift.

Stupid sip that 2003 LSU team was carried by the offensive juggernaut and had to withstand their defense giving up 11 points a game. How could any offense keep up with that type of defensive ineptitude. 

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

This is the perfect gif. No context I have no idea what’s happening on the left side of this gif..:but Jimbo does…he’s looking and he’s liking 

A player banging his wife?

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Longhornlove got there first.

4 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

That wouldn't be my preference but I'd have to consider it.

If I ever find myself in the same room as Jennifer Connelly, I would consider (do) anything she asks.

6 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

This gem found by @TexasMan 

 

Fuck. If that simpleton is convinced we're a sure thing, I suddenly feel a lot worse about this weekend. Even if Luicci's IQ didn't match his shoe size, this would still make me nervous because, as we all know, the universe definitely despises him and wants him to lose that money.

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Jimbo will pick the natty QB by watching film of this season's games.

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Quick, how old was coach on Cheers in this picture? ……..

 

58. I’m now ready to call it a day. 

16 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I don't know the reference, so I don't know if I should go full CJT on your ass or use the laugh icon. Help a brother out.

here is a thread about it:

click on his username @NowThis, scroll down and look at his last post on the site heh

12 minutes ago, cafe society said:

You know the scene?

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No, I don't actually. 

19 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Only the hardest-hitting of news:

 

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Billy likes to drink soda.

Ms. Lippy’s car? Is green

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They’re honoring the grackle. It’s a tradition now.

They'll start drawing more people curious about the freakshow than actual Aggies.

That was some weird shit.

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

the leg kick thing.  

How have so many people missed that for so long? Their cheerleaders do that at games, too. It’s a cult.
 

First time I ever went to a game against them, I was speechless about it. Fucking freaks. Cannot be understated. 

35 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

the leg kick thing.  

 

 

Who's Ok Rock?

On 10/6/2022 at 8:52 PM, campcrunk said:

Fuck. If that simpleton is convinced we're a sure thing, I suddenly feel a lot worse about this weekend. Even if Luicci's IQ didn't match his shoe size, this would still make me nervous because, as we all know, the universe definitely despises him and wants him to lose that money.

Huh. I guess even a blind, brain damaged, inbred, mentally handicapped squirrel finds an acorn once in a while. 

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3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

How have so many people missed that for so long? Their cheerleaders do that at games, too. It’s a cult.
 

First time I ever went to a game against them, I was speechless about it. Fucking freaks. Cannot be understated. 

Funniest game I've been to with my gf was the basketball game in ft worth. First question was where are the aggy girl cheerleaders? Then it was non stop questions about why they do this weird thing or that weird thing. It was eye opening for her 

This is the most complimentary commentary I've seen from aggy fans about the Longhorns.  Ewers has them shook.

 

16 hours ago, texifornia said:

What the shit aggy

 

Wtf did i just see?

11 minutes ago, Plorant said:

This is the most complimentary commentary I've seen from aggy fans about the Longhorns.  Ewers has them shook.

 

We're quite a bit better than they are. Thought it's still somewhat tbd if we're actually good

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1 minute ago, Waterboarder said:

I love that "Weigman must be AT LEAST as good as Ewers....." 

Fucking cunts

Weigman was lower rated than Ewers... he must be better!

Noticed that too. Their default is their similarly rated player must be as good or better than the corresponding player at Texas. 

6 minutes ago, Waterboarder said:

I love that "Weigman must be AT LEAST as good as Ewers....." 

Fucking cunts

I'm as good as Ewers if I never have to play a fucking down to prove it.

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