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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ole Miss is almost assuredly a loss. 

You are probably right. That just leaves Auburn and LSU and depending on which Bo Nix plays they could easily lose to Auburn. The guy gets benched against Georgia St then plays well and beats LSU. Missouri and South Carolina are probably not good enough to even get lucky and beat them. 

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14 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I don't see them beating Bama, Ole Miss, LSU or Auburn

Goddamnit stop changing your avatar. 

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

8-4 with that schedule is criminal. And that includes escaping against a historically bad Colorado team. You have to assume next week is a loss and one of Auburn/LSU/Ole Miss beats then as well. If they lose two of those and go 7-5 that’s a total implosion given how easy their schedule is. 

I have got Ole Miss marked as a sure loss, lech just beat them with 400 yards through the air and only like 30 yards rushing. MSU had zero ground threat and they still picked apart A&M Ole Miss will do ungodly things to A&M. 

31 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I don't see them beating Bama, Ole Miss, LSU or Auburn

0 for the sec west is very plausible 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’d be perfectly fine with Demas hitting the portal and coming here. 

maybe sark could get something out of him. 

They’re going to struggle to score points against everyone except Prairie View.

So do they think calzada will be running the wishbone?  Stowers?  A rb?

 

also, they genuinely should hire traylor, but 1) they can’t jettison jimbo and 2) they think they are above hiring from that level and would never do it. 
 

those of you with aggy friends/family/coworkers should drop hints that someone needs to report them to the ncaa for major recruiting infractions so they can fire jimbo for cause. See if we can get that sentiment to take root among the fanbase. 

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Guys, Jimbo's contract is super simple

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"We're going to get beat by 35 next week."

"Which half?"

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"I can't. I won't watch another game."

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"This is what happened at Florida State..."

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This is just the best 

The transition from their cult like faith in Fisher to torches and pitchforks…. From “we’re gonna challenge for a title” to “we might only beat Prairie View” has been delicious. 
How it started:
* Finished 1 spot out of the playoffs
* Top 10 ranking
* Only Texas team in the sec
* Going to kick bama's ass
* "Got Jimbo"

How is going:
* Grackle grackle grackle
11 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

dunno that today is the *best* day to pound our chest on this particular point. But theirs does seem to be a Jimbo career-long trend

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"How did we sink this low , in one year?"

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There's so much more. Gotta take a shower and walk the dog and I'll be back.

Just now, texifornia said:

There's so much more. Gotta take a shower and walk the dog and I'll be back.

Unacceptable. Get your shit together and give me my fix. 

This is incredible. Their defense next year is going to be full of first time starters, I am sure Weigman wins the job at QB day 1, but can a true freshman QB carry a team on his back? The answer is no. If Jimbo keeps dragging his nuts on Elko to deflect blame, you can believe Elko is gone after the season.  

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

 If Jimbo keeps dragging his nuts on Elko to deflect blame, you can believe Elko is gone after the season.  

Maybe he'll reunite with Charles Kelly.  And just to add on Henson can bolt and he can bring back Rick Trickett.

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There's so much more. Gotta take a shower and walk the dog and I'll be back.

NO  NO  NO!!

 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Guys, Jimbo's contract is super simple

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Yup, they are quite literally FUCKED when it comes to that contract. No way to sugarcoat it. I mean, who; who in their right mind bids AGAINST THEMSELVES?? 

I’ll tell you who, those fightin’ farmers of Texas a$m. Dumbasses. 
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36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There's so much more. Gotta take a shower and walk the dog and I'll be back.

You, sir, are doing the lord’s good work on this fine Sunday morning. 

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