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Not sure the Weigmann > Ewers with no live snaps thing is better than the random Juco kid they signed in 2015 that Hamm said was a better prospect than Malik Jefferson

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aggy baseball supposed to be really good this spring, so…not sure Weigman would get to play…..per aggy’s thought, so no reason for him to even try to play!  Futbol it is!

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggyland must be giving kool-aid away on campus!

If only it was flavor-aid

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggyland must be giving kool-aid away on campus!

It’s in a big trough. Right next to the huge mineral lick

Quinn Ewers has an NFL passer rating of 120.8 when blitzed - 101.8 when not blitzed.

Haynes King has an NFL passer rating of 53.8 when blitzed - 80.2 when not blitzed.

 

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If only it was flavor-aid

It's jizz.

lol you have to be able to score 30 to win by 30.  Also the guy that put Texas in his top 6 is gonna get Billy banned.

It baffles me that Ewers vs Weigman is such a hot topic on their board. A guy who is being lauded as the second coming of Patrick Mahomes, who has played incredible football in the two biggest games on our schedule, versus the 3rd string aggy QB who has yet to supplant a 50% passer. Is this real life? 

Yep. Ewers is bad because he couldn’t beat out CJ stroud. 
 

weigman is great even though he couldn’t beat out Haines “her way” king.

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I love the "couldn't make it past half of an SEC game", whereas King couldn't make it past the 1st quarter against an FCS game lol. 

35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yep. Ewers is bad because he couldn’t beat out CJ stroud. 
 

weigman is great even though he couldn’t beat out Haines “her way” king.

No, he's bad because he was there for 4 months with 3 QB's in front of him that have been in the system for 2+ years. That's why he sucks! 

Do they really call him Tiger King? Da fuck? 

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3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggyland must be giving kool-aid away on campus!

Must be the code “Maroon Alert”.

"Ewers sucks. Plus, aggy will still have Weigmam after Ewers goes pro. Advantage aggy!!!"

 

And I guess it's implied that Arch is a 3*  

I don’t understand what Weigman was thinking.  Could have made decent $$ immediately in baseball. But goes to play for aggy football knowing he’s a concussion or two away from (rumored)giving it up.  If you’ve only got a few concussions left, no way you’re thinking NFL?   How dejected do you have to be after being a 99.xx 5 star only to get beat out by King and Johnson.  
 

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I love the "couldn't make it past half of an SEC game", whereas King couldn't make it past the 1st quarter against an FCS game lol. 

Haynes King didn’t make it two drives vs. the worst team in the Pac12, and arguably the entire P5.
3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

It baffles me that Ewers vs Weigman is such a hot topic on their board. A guy who is being lauded as the second coming of Patrick Mahomes, who has played incredible football in the two biggest games on our schedule, versus the 3rd string aggy QB who has yet to supplant a 50% passer. Is this real life? 

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landside,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to
Me, to me.

7 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

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None of this happened.

So, it's his "BIL", which means either the "t-shirt fan" guy married a woman who's brother is an aggie, or, his own sister married an aggie. 

Which is worse? 

2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

I don’t understand what Weigman was thinking.  Could have made decent $$ immediately in baseball. But goes to play for aggy football knowing he’s a concussion or two away from (rumored)giving it up.  If you’ve only got a few concussions left, no way you’re thinking NFL?   How dejected do you have to be after being a 99.xx 5 star only to get beat out by King and Johnson.  
 

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Proof his brain is already scrambled.

I love how aggy thinks that Jimbo is playing chess and is about to unleash CW at QB. If he was that great - why wait?

The comparisons to what they refer to as “Mullet” is asinine by using HS or “Camps” views. Totally aggy and their delusional fan base of aggy! They are reaching/hoping for a savior at QB.

Hook’em!

I like how they call the electric chicken noise high school.......when they blast bass through the stadium speakers every 3rd down.....

 

 

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Haynes King didn’t make it two drives vs. the worst team in the Pac12, and arguably the entire P5.

Always funny to look back on that game and how they had to drive to win 10-7. 

Every season under Jimbo they've been 1 drive away from losing to a laughing stock program. Let's hope they extend the streak with UMASS. 

2018- 4 and 8 Arkansas 

2019- 2 and 10 Arkansas 

2020- 0 and 9 Vanderbilt 

2021- 4 and 8 Colorado 

I love how if CW were equal to Quinn that he's riding the pine and can't beat out that kid who looks like he goes to dialysis on Tues and Thurs. But sure, he's an equal talent that Jimbo is just waiting to unleash to the world after being 3-3 instead of, you know, letting him loose in game 1? Fucking morons 

Aggy: I don't believe the Ewers hype, he's barely played

Also Aggy: King will be our savior (nevermind looking like shit in two games against Kent St and Colorado before getting hurt)

Also Aggy: Weigman is better than Ewers (nevermind never having taken a snap)

It's incredible dissonance over there

 

Funny, his implied but not stated definition of a bad team. 
 

ou was a bad team all this past decade? Mississippi state was not a bad team last season? Etc. 

8 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I love how if CW were equal to Quinn that he's riding the pine and can't beat out that kid who looks like he goes to dialysis on Tues and Thurs. But sure, he's an equal talent that Jimbo is just waiting to unleash to the world after being 3-3 instead of, you know, letting him loose in game 1? Fucking morons 

It’s because the aggy boosters haven’t made the call to start CW yet /s

I'm still stuck on the: Weigman > Ewers coinciding with Johnson > King > Weigman given that Weigman is unquestionably QB3 for aggy.

 

They so mad the entire country knows who Ewers and Bijan are, but can only recall their savior is the kid with the ill fitting helmet.  

Funny ol boy didn’t want to list their record against State, LSU, Bama, Mizzou, or Miss over the last 10 years.   I’m fairly certain many on that list of ours would have handed them their ass during that time as well (OU, OSU, Baylor for sure)  They dismiss Herman’s ass whipping of UGa, but don’t recall how it worked out for them?  Fuck aggy. I hope Weigman shits down his leg and they are left with nothing but despair and embarrassment. 

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I think my favorite logic is MSL0727 saying that the loss to Appalachian State was a fluke because of this, that, and the other; while failing to acknowledge that is the reason they beat Miami, Arkansas, and didn't get blown out by Alabama.

19 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggyland must be giving kool-aid away on campus!

It’s more like grape flavored Miralax due to the level of shit.

22 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggyland must be giving kool-aid away on campus!

Electric kool-aid.

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