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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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On my run this morning, I ran by a Mazda with a sticker in the back window that said "KYLE FIELD: HOME OF THE 12TH MAN"

That was it. Not "Go Aggies" or "Texas A&M"... just kyle field. 

Fucking cult.

20 hours ago, mdleast said:

“Surely”
 

This is the same poster who wrote the "we can still win the national championship" nonsense, right?  It's one of you, isn't it?  You've set a pretty high bar, it's going to be hard to maintain this level of trolling.  But I'm pulling for you.

37 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Billy mad

 

 

His command of the English language is absolutely brutal.

They certainly weren't mad about the 3 or 4 pass interference non-calls in the first half against ISU. 

 

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18 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Who is Matt Bumfuck?

He's an aggy redart that.....sells insurance.93B7E3D1-EE5A-4FD1-BAF5-6F36C1DE198C.thumb.png.8c972ba0115192ec2206dbfa539ac1d1.png

9 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

He's an aggy redart that.....sells insurance.93B7E3D1-EE5A-4FD1-BAF5-6F36C1DE198C.thumb.png.8c972ba0115192ec2206dbfa539ac1d1.png

The jokes just write themselves...

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Billy mad

 

How did he even see it? He's usually working double shifts at the Dixie Chicken glory holes on bye weeks. 

32 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

He's an aggy redart that.....sells insurance.93B7E3D1-EE5A-4FD1-BAF5-6F36C1DE198C.thumb.png.8c972ba0115192ec2206dbfa539ac1d1.png

He's got that loser NW  Houston suburb face. Probably super insecure about A&m on their lack of national respect.  These guys are all the same.  Very insecure and sensitive.  No sense of humor.

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Which one of you beautiful assholes tweeted this at Butthurt Billy

 

1 hour ago, El Compadre said:

He's an aggy redart that.....sells insurance.93B7E3D1-EE5A-4FD1-BAF5-6F36C1DE198C.thumb.png.8c972ba0115192ec2206dbfa539ac1d1.png

I mean, how many of these regards sell insurance? There’s only so many policies to go around. The industry can’t possibly support 75k graduates every 4 years. 

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Billy mad

 

Take the loss, pussy

1 hour ago, Sealtm6 said:

He's got that loser NW  Houston suburb face. Probably super insecure about A&m on their lack of national respect.  These guys are all the same.  Very insecure and sensitive.  No sense of humor.

Hey hey hey take it easy, I’m from the NW Houston suburbs.


 

(Of course, I couldn’t wait to get the fuck out of there and get to Austin as fast as I could, as opposed to the crew that wants to keep the Nw Houston suburbs party going in CS.)

1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Hey hey hey take it easy, I’m from the NW Houston suburbs.


 

(Of course, I couldn’t wait to get the fuck out of there and get to Austin as fast as I could, as opposed to the crew that wants to keep the Nw Houston suburbs party going in CS.)

Sure Matt. Sure.

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I mean, how many of these regards sell insurance? There’s only so many policies to go around. The industry can’t possibly support 75k graduates every 4 years. 

And that is precisely the reason 7th and 8th grade girls basketball is played - they need coaches. 

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I mean, how many of these regards sell insurance? There’s only so many policies to go around. The industry can’t possibly support 75k graduates every 4 years. 

The rest sell used cars

9 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

 

His command of the English language is absolutely brutal.

But his ability to suck dick and kiss ass is superb.

"His command of the English language is absolutely brutal."

Too many hours spent at the glory hole.

Funny how we’ve lost A LOT of conference games over the last decade, yet somehow the officials are always in our pocket and handing us wins. I guess we’d never win a game without them?

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I love watching them melt down when they didn't even play a game.  Delicious tears.

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31 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I love watching them melt down when they didn't even play a game.  Delicious tears.

But they did play yesterday, against Tennessee.

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Always laugh at these mongoloid agroids that are unaware of their history of cheating that helped wreck the SWC and how UT treated them to parity (that they rejected) in the Big12 before they ran like scared little whiny bitches to the SEC.

 

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Hilarious that someone thinks there's a long list of blue blood programs who would offer Jimbo the same contract aggy gave him. 

Man the aggys are going through some shit this weekend. Good.

36 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hilarious that someone thinks there's a long list of blue blood programs who would offer Jimbo the same contract aggy gave him. 

This one was the chef's kiss for me.  All the other delusion is so cliche for them that I don't even bat an eye, but this is elite level deluded rationalization.

39 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hilarious that someone thinks there's a long list of blue blood programs who would offer Jimbo the same contract aggy gave him. 

I read that one, laughed, and then thought, “Jesus, I hope they all continue to think like this. “

Truth is, they’re trained for it. If they can’t fire a guy that they’ve convinced themselves is their savior, they’ll keep telling themselves, and anyone who will listen, how sought after he is and how lucky they are to have him. I imagine that behavior changes right around the time in 2028 that the major donors signal they’re willing to fund the $25-$30M left in the buyout. 

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Bama should pretend to kick the tires on Jimbo as a replacement for Saban, just to watch aggy go bankrupt to keep him.

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

Bama should pretend to kick the tires on Jimbo as a replacement for Saban, just to watch aggy go bankrupt to keep him.

5d chess

JFC they really hate us huh???? 
 

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13 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Holy hell the melt with a weekend of football they didn't even play in.

This is only the beginning

I think the real source of their angst is watching programs like Ole Miss and Tennessee surpass them.  I will laugh and laugh if either of those make it to Atlanta or the CFP before ATM does. 

15 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I think the real source of their angst is watching programs like Ole Miss and Tennessee surpass them.  I will laugh and laugh if either of those make it to Atlanta or the CFP before ATM does. 

they probably will, hell we are more likely too win the SEC before them too and we arent even in the conference yet 

The slightest hint of upward trajectory at Texas has caused panic to set in. Glorious

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

I think the real source of their angst is watching programs like Ole Miss and Tennessee surpass them.  I will laugh and laugh if either of those make it to Atlanta or the CFP before ATM does. 

Umm, I hate to break it to them, but programs like Ole Miss and Tennessee were (and have always been) superior to aggy. 

Aggy claims three national titles, only one of which is valid.

Ole Miss claims three, one of which is valid. Ole Miss's title happened in 1960, two decades more recent than aggy.

Tennessee claims 6 national titles, 2 valid and 2 pretty reasonably valid. The most recent was in 1998. 

Tennessee is #11 in all-time wins. Aggy is #25. 

 

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