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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

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Hey guys, you think Jimbo could win an Oscar? I mean the way he acted like an offensive guru when we signed him, but he clearly isn't. He has to be one of, if not the best, actors in America.

When things are bad, a few Texags posters can deliver gallows humor. 

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One of the many irony-deaf humorless responses:

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And the parrot post about play-calling. If none of your plays work, what difference does it make?

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Yes, by all means, this is going to tank recruiting in 2024 because those kids will be spending their redshirt year in the B12 and the 2023 guys will be RS Soph/Juniors. Maybe Jimbo should give Arch a call and break this news personally. 

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I guess they know from personal experience. Now they've achieved the height of being the third best team in Mississippi. How long will take Texas and OU to climb that mountain?

 

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Vegas gonna have trouble paying for those neon lights soon.

I think I am finally to the point where I cannot read any more of it. Its staggering how heavy of a topic we are to them. No words. What a bunch of fucking creeps. 

2 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

I think I am finally to the point where I cannot read any more of it. Its staggering how heavy of a topic we are to them. No words. What a bunch of fucking creeps. 

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2 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

I think I am finally to the point where I cannot read any more of it. Its staggering how heavy of a topic we are to them. No words. What a bunch of fucking creeps. 

To be fair, the Tell Me About Texas A&M thread is scaring the shit out of a thousand pages...granted 90% of it is just dragging aggy through the mud for all their dipshittery but still. It's a two way street for sure.

Dumbasses took all day before someone explained we'd start football in the SEC in 2025 at the latest.

"Sips only concern is what's in the best interest of the sips!" Yea. Okay. So?

Texas could very well lose the rest of their games. [Followed by an actual list of who we play.] Time will tell. And during that time Texags will repeat the exact same post over and over each time thinking it's a revelation.

28 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Dumbasses took all day before someone explained we'd start football in the SEC in 2025 at the latest.

"Sips only concern is what's in the best interest of the sips!" Yea. Okay. So?

Texas could very well lose the rest of their games. [Followed by an actual list of who we play.] Time will tell. And during that time Texags will repeat the exact same post over and over each time thinking it's a revelation.

There’s posts in there about us potentially losing to WVU…

Godamnit what kind of real world do these assholes live in where just stating something makes it true?  Yes aggy, we had really better watch losing to WVU this year. I’ve got an idea, I’ll bet you a million dollars we won’t. Fuck. 

CeasarsGhost name checks out with the "stab you in the back" thing. 

You will rue the day!

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I love that our "struggles" with Iowa State somehow prove that we won't win another game...but their *loss* to Appalachian State has no bearing on how they will do the rest of the year...

CeasarsGhost name checks out with the "stab you in the back" thing. 
You will rue the day!
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Rue the day? Who talks like that?
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10 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:


Rue the day? Who talks like that?

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1 hour ago, morehornsepower said:

I love that our "struggles" with Iowa State somehow prove that we won't win another game...but their *loss* to Appalachian State has no bearing on how they will do the rest of the year...

That and how bad we are because we lost to 3-3 Tech who… has the same record as these goobers


Rue the day? Who talks like that?

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Aggy is Kent. It all makes sense now.
2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

There’s posts in there about us potentially losing to WVU…

 

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7 hours ago, Radical Larry said:


Rue the day? Who talks like that?

Well, you start with a roux....

Looch getting the word out that they're going to need a lot more money to sustain this kind of success:

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Theory- the longer aggy goes without having to see the football team play, the better aggy thinks the football team is. 
 

 

17 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Looch getting the word out that they're going to need a lot more money to sustain this kind of success:

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Will there be a lot more money if they continue to be shit the rest of the season. 

32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Theory- the longer aggy goes without having to see the football team play at home against App State, the better aggy thinks the football team is. 
 

 

FIFY

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Looch getting the word out that they're going to need a lot more money to sustain this kind of success:

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Imagine what actual success would cost them. 

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Looch getting the word out that they're going to need a lot more money to sustain this kind of success:

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So guys looking to transfer are just being greedy. Got it. 

3 minutes ago, Horndog said:

So guys looking to transfer are just being greedy. Got it. 

But taking PPP money for your internet business is not being greedy.

8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Well, you start with a roux....

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21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Does this mean that time is no longer a flat circle jerk?

5 minutes ago, Noozak said:

 

Does this mean that time is no longer a flat circle jerk?

Time is a mountain stream circle jerk

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Time is a mountain stream circle jerk

Time is a mountain stream of drizzling shits.

Wait, Jimbo is one of the best recruiters as the aggy HC, but in year 5 ...

  • OL is trash
  • QB is trash
  • freshmen starting at WR and TE
  • RB room is a joke outside Achane
  • Took 50 DL in the last class, but has a horrible rush defense
  • Currently 0 skill position players committed

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1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Wait, Jimbo is one of the best recruiters as the aggy HC, but in year 5 ...

  • OL is trash
  • QB is trash
  • freshmen starting at WR and TE
  • RB room is a joke outside Achane
  • Took 50 DL in the last class, but defense has a horrible rush defense
  • Currently 0 skill position players committed

And he’s got them convinced they have a “top 5” talented team. 

I love it when aggys utter the word championship. 🤣

7 hours ago, Deej said:

Imagine what actual success would cost them. 

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