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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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15 hours ago, Deej said:

These are the guys who talked shit about our boosters meddling?

Lulz.

 

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i think jimbo would end the meeting by writing this on a chalk board

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then immediately leak it

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Can someone dm those txags idiots wondering about kkl a link to a certain surly thread? 

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Predictable aggy reaction to the AD jumping off the Ye-tanic after it's hit the iceberg....

 

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3 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Good lord, they'll die on any and every hill they can find.

And any bonfire they can construct.

13 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

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Predictable aggy reaction to the AD jumping off the Ye-tanic after it's hit the iceberg....

 

Wait, the fanbase that proved to be one of the larges QAnon hives is upset that someone got cancelled for spreading blood libel? 

You could knock me over with a feather.

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Wait, the fanbase that proved to be one of the larges QAnon hives is upset that someone got cancelled for spreading blood libel? 

You could knock me over with a feather.

They do when you affect the by gawd fightin texum aggums entrance into the stadium. That sets the tone for the entire broadcast on the ocho. 

22 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

And any bonfire they can construct.

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28 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

And any bonfire they can construct.

They don't die on bonfire, they die under bonfire. 

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22 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Wait, the fanbase that proved to be one of the larges QAnon hives is upset that someone got cancelled for spreading blood libel? 

You could knock me over with a feather.

Yea, I opined a month or so ago about how it will become increasingly difficult to keep politics separate from quoting Aggies.

We're not a homogenized hive mind over here. We have a spectrum of opinions and stands when it comes to politics thus we try to be discreet about letting that spill over into sports discussion. It's basically out of respect for each other.

Aggies are pretty much all gathered in one extreme of the spectrum to which they adhere with the same lunatic loyalty that they do everything else. Blind faith. That's why they feel comfortable saying Ye isn't being anti-Semitic and he's just another poor victim of cancel culture like the honorable negro-slayer Sul Ross.

In the post mentioned, Mond's objection to the statue of Ross makes him the racist. And it's stated with absolute confidence that it won't be challenged.

It's like somebody here saying, obviously we ought have a 90% tax on the rich, I'm sure we all agree with that. Some may, most won't. It's why you keep the discussion in its place. Respect and tolerance.

You know, now it occurs to me that the Aggies may be remembering the devastation that news of Tupac's murder had on their team that lost to a Louisiana directional school. Cancelling Kanye could lead to a skid by the team just as they're getting their shit together by expelling all the bad apples leaving only red-ass Aggies on the team.

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So true.

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Yes. Yes. Texags will never let they're site become a place for poor spellers who can't grow a pear. Bad spelling is worse then loosing a football game you have went to.

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It's his mom. She's not whipping her son's ass and restricting him to going to class, home, and that coaches [sic] office which a good Aggie mom would do. 

 

 

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“Not everyone is cut out to be an Aggie”

Well, no shit weirdo.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

leaving only red-ass Aggies on the team.

Going to an all-white team is a bold move. Let's see how it plays out for them. 

Going to an all-white team is a bold move. Let's see how it plays out for them. 

Worked for their last championship team.

National Champions in Football 1917, 1919, 1927

 

somebody actually wrote that.  In their signature line.  

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So true.
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Yes. Yes. Texags will never let they're site become a place for poor spellers who can't grow a pear. Bad spelling is worse then loosing a football game you have went to.
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It's his mom. She's not whipping her son's ass and restricting him to going to class, home, and that coaches [sic] office which a good Aggie mom would do. 
 
 

These read like a bunch of Slorch’s “world’s best dad” advice.
National Champions in Football 1917, 1919, 1927
 
somebody actually wrote that.  In their signature line.  

Pretty sure that vato loco guy is a troll but he has lasted a long time so who knows. It’s hard to tell with them

I like how they always come down hard on entitled woke players having to live with the consequences of their actions

But for the vast majority of the Aggie population they play the victim card or some conspiracy on why it’s not their fault

26 minutes ago, Updawg said:

I like how they always come down hard on entitled woke players having to live with the consequences of their actions

But for the vast majority of the Aggie population they play the victim card or some conspiracy on why it’s not their fault

It's almost like if aggy made a really dumb decision, like extending an unproven coach for 10 years and 100 million dollars, they would try to weasel out of the agreement by desperately looking for grounds to fire him for cause rather than living with the consequences of their bad decision.

1 hour ago, Updawg said:


Pretty sure that vato loco guy is a troll but he has lasted a long time so who knows. It’s hard to tell with them

He’s 100% a horn.  I don’t know how they don’t catch on. Sometimes he makes it obvious but they let it slide.  He’s funny as shit. 

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So this guy watched Lean on Me, Coach Carter, Stand By Me, Remember the Titans.   Got it.  

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Texags will never let they're site become a place for poor spellers who can't grow a pear. Bad spelling is worse then loosing a football game you have went to.

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12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

*pour spellers

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2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

It's almost like if aggy made a really dumb decision, like extending an unproven coach for 10 years and 100 million dollars, they would try to weasel out of the agreement by desperately looking for grounds to fire him for cause rather than living with the consequences of their bad decision.

What if Fisher’s contract extension was orchestrated by LSU boosters so that A&M would be stuck with him for a decade AND therefore wouldn’t be competing for a quality coach when they had to replace Coach O.

What if they reached out to Fisher’s agent all while leaking it so that A&M would tear up the old contract and rewrite a bigger one, still without including an out clause because they knew what he did to FSU and felt confident that he’d do the same in College Station. 

It would be glorious to find out that that was the master plan all along.

😁

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37 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

What if Fisher’s contract extension was orchestrated by LSU boosters so that A&M would be stuck with him for a decade AND therefore wouldn’t be competing for a quality coach when they had to replace Coach O.

What if they reached out to Fisher’s agent all while leaking it so that A&M would tear up the old contract and rewrite a bigger one, still without including an out clause because they knew what he did to FSU and felt confident that he’d do the same in College Station. 

It would be glorious to find out that that was the master plan all along.

😁

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36 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

What if Fisher’s contract extension was orchestrated by LSU boosters so that A&M would be stuck with him for a decade AND therefore wouldn’t be competing for a quality coach when they had to replace Coach O.

What if they reached out to Fisher’s agent all while leaking it so that A&M would tear up the old contract and rewrite a bigger one, still without including an out clause because they knew what he did to FSU and felt confident that he’d do the same in College Station. 

It would be glorious to find out that that was the master plan all along.

😁

Kind of a reach, but I'd love for it to be true..

3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

It's almost like if aggy made a really dumb decision, like extending an unproven coach for 10 years and 100 million dollars, they would try to weasel out of the agreement by desperately looking for grounds to fire him for cause rather than living with the consequences of their bad decision.

Best 4-loss team in the country. What's to complain about?

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2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

What if Fisher’s contract extension was orchestrated by LSU boosters so that A&M would be stuck with him for a decade AND therefore wouldn’t be competing for a quality coach when they had to replace Coach O.

What if they reached out to Fisher’s agent all while leaking it so that A&M would tear up the old contract and rewrite a bigger one, still without including an out clause because they knew what he did to FSU and felt confident that he’d do the same in College Station. 

It would be glorious to find out that that was the master plan all along.

😁

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This one had me going for a second there.




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Shot / chaser 

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5 minutes ago, Fud said:

Shot / chaser 

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What a thin-skinned bitch-made titty baby.

On 10/24/2022 at 6:54 AM, Longhornfrenzy said:

Trouble in paradise 

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"Looch isn't a guy who loses his cool, gets emotional, or doesn't think before posting."

 

27 minutes ago, Fud said:

Shot / chaser 

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Reminds me of some hornfans bannings. You lived totally at the whim of ill-tempered Katy, someone angry at the world over people like you.

Looch is worse as it’s just a manifestation of being a asshole bully while navigating narcissistic injury.

Billy BadAg will kick your ass. 

Thirty years ago, Billy was a second or third year freshman humping it up in holy Pyle Field. His chin pubes were merely whiskers with a big dream. He was in the later part of an undefeated regular season having just come off a close win against Baylor and heading into a stomping of SMU.

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The sleeping giant was thrashing around on the ground and finally ready to take to its feet casting a giant shadow on the landscape of college football. The Aggie dream of being feared and admired was within their reach. If the cards fell right, the four teams in front of them would lose and - yes! yes! yes! - a natty.

But, no. Run out of the Cotton Bowl by actual college giant Notre Dame. Alas.

So Billy BadAg carries a chip on his shoulder and the maturity of that boy thirty years ago in his soul. He thinks because adults don't rise to his challenge to come by his college football shrine to arrrested development and fight him, he must be just like that giant he imagines lies sleeping. 

Someday soon, maybe only a year away, the world will see. Giants!

 

 

I don't know why, but Billy Liucci seems like a really tough guy you definitely would not want to tangle with.

2 hours ago, Fud said:

Shot / chaser 

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That can't be real...

2 hours ago, Fud said:

Shot / chaser 

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And people still line up to give that douchebag their money

43 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

That can't be real...

 

32 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

And people still line up to give that douchebag their money

I'm just wondering when someone will call him on his "tough boy" bluffs and kick his ass(again).

His fraudulent PPP loan was probably for body guards.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

His fraudulent PPP loan was probably for body guards.

Wait, he took a PPP loan?  For an internet business?

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