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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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9 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Wait, he took a PPP loan?  For an internet business?

Yes and then applied for it to be forgiven as well

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2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Yes and then applied for it to be forgiven as well

He's such a jizz weasel.

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I was busy this morning, and I know it has been addressed, but I thought I would share a screenshot I got from those knobs before the thread was deleted (SIAP):

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Texas A&M Insider: "It's Time To Hit The PANIC Button".     (Billy Liucci)

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas A&M Insider: "It's Time To Hit The PANIC Button".     (Billy Liucci)

Surprisingly good takes aside from anointing Weigman as a potential elite QB after your current elite QB uncle Rico’d his way to third string.

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They've presented TEXAGS in orange! A subdued orange! Maybe even a burnt orange!

Billy will see that in the replay, challenge these guys to fly to Houston, drive to College Station, clilmb the stairs to Texags, and fight him in a manly manful display of fisticuffs!

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas A&M Insider: "It's Time To Hit The PANIC Button".     (Billy Liucci)

Looch: "A&M is in it for the long haul with Jimbo Fisher. The contract demands it."

And there you have it. If he's saying it...aggy is stuck with him.

It’s so obvious what their new stadium song should be:


51 minutes ago, Deej said:

Looch: "A&M is in it for the long haul with Jimbo Fisher. The contract demands it."

And there you have it. If he's saying it...aggy is stuck with him.

But it's a good thing because of Jim Harbaugh. 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Looch: "A&M is in it for the long haul with Jimbo Fisher. The contract demands it."

And there you have it. If he's saying it...aggy is stuck with him.

Which, of course, we all knew. They’re not rich, bitch. 

9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Which, of course, we all knew. They’re not rich, bitch. 

We knew. It's just funny hearing aggy talk about buying him out. 

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12 minutes ago, Deej said:

We knew. It's just funny hearing aggy talk about buying him out. 

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I know that you know (that I know that you know) that they can’t afford it. Apparently, lots of them are stupid enough to believe it. 

On 10/28/2022 at 10:02 AM, Da Fino said:

That can't be real...

Imagine being called thin skinned and then in an effort to prove that you’re not thin skinned you do the exact thing people are making fun of you for. It’s like someone made fun of me for looking like Tom Herman and then I start putting up piss charts and saying “winning is hard”

TexAgs mods are gonna be up all night deleting threads

Florida is going to be the make or break game. Beat Florida and they get to 6 wins, lose to Florida and it's likely 5-7 at best.

3-5 is very generous for aggy because of luck. Arkansas is a much better team than them. 

Take away the 13 point swing on the goal line fumble and Arkansas would have won that game by double digits. Arkansas would beat aggy easily if they played again. 

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Connor Weigman is the new Messiah

I hope Jimbo thinks the offense is fixed. 

Don't let aggys know that Ole Miss gave up 45 points and 500 yards to LSU last week because several of their best defensive players are banged up. 

3-5 is very generous for aggy because of luck. Arkansas is a much better team than them. 
Take away the 13 point swing on the goal line fumble and Arkansas would have won that game by double digits. Arkansas would beat aggy easily if they played again. 

Tbf same could be said of South Carolina. They should’ve beat South Carolina and lost to Arkansas. They gifted them 17 points.

Dude is talking about Jimbo's kid here.  From gigem247:

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4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Imagine being called thin skinned and then in an effort to prove that you’re not thin skinned you do the exact thing people are making fun of you for. It’s like someone made fun of me for looking like Tom Herman and then I start putting up piss charts and saying “winning is hard”

too soon

12 minutes ago, utexas8 said:


Tbf same could be said of South Carolina. They should’ve beat South Carolina and lost to Arkansas. They gifted them 17 points.

aggy wouldn't be favored over South Carolina on the road or Arkansas on a neutral field if they played next weekend. 

I’m sure the screen grabs are coming, but @Longhornfrenzy is posting a ton of stuff about Jimbo throwing Weigman back out there after very likely getting concussed on their second to last drive. 

Really curious to see how that plays out, I think CTJ had mentioned a few times that his family is really concerned about his history with head injuries. 

5 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I’m sure the screen grabs are coming, but @Longhornfrenzy is posting a ton of stuff about Jimbo throwing Weigman back out there after very likely getting concussed on their second to last drive. 

Really curious to see how that plays out, I think CTJ had mentioned a few times that his family is really concerned about his history with head injuries. 

 

 

Aren’t concussion protocols administered by doctors?  Or is “trainer” being used in a very generalized sense?

Jizzbo was asked about it in the post game press conference. It's damn near unwatchable. He seemed ready to defend it. Said he got the go ahead from the trainer or doctor. Starts at 10:20. You be the judge. In my opinion it is not convincing.

 

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Not gonna delete this since it covers more than just the concussion discussion. As always make sure to show love to LHF for getting us these screenshots.

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you could tell Jimbo was sensitive about this Weigman concussion thing in his post game press conference.

His already super fast, hillbilly meth head speech pace some how notably sped up while trying to dismiss questions about it. 

Mother fucker would blow up a lie detector test out the gate. 

 

Jimbo talks fast

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

I think he may be the new Hatin' Steve Spurrier. Maybe he'll start calling Jimbo "Mr. Football."

49 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Ah, pooor Aggies. Texas and OU are placed above them and we're not even SEC yet.

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Just seemed like every time Ole Pi$$ was driving down the field, another gomer went down with an injury for one play?

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Just seemed like every time Ole Pi$$ was driving down the field, another gomer went down with an injury for one play?

Yeah the Aggy fake injuries were bush league. Kiffen called Bryce Anderson a bitch because he was faking another injury.

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