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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

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The flu thing was real lol I thought it was a joke.

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Concussions and Head Injuries

The skull protects the brain against penetrating trauma, but does not absorb all the impact of a violent force. The brain is cushioned inside the skull by the surrounding cerebrospinal fluid. Despite this, an abrupt blow to the head, or even a rapid deceleration, can cause the brain to contact the inner side of the skull.

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See...it's the flu.

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does anyone remember a flu outbreak affecting so many players on a team prior to today?  Individuals, yes. But a half dozen all too sick to go?  Or a dozen?

TCU volleyball couldn't field 6 players this week. It's bad right now all over TX.  I believe a good majority are sick and they're using it for cover for others 

14 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

TCU volleyball couldn't field 6 players this week. It's bad right now all over TX.  I believe a good majority are sick and they're using it for cover for others 

 

There are ways to prevent flu outbreaks, but I'm not going to go further into that discussion because it's become a CR issue. 

7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

There are ways to prevent flu outbreaks, but I'm not going to go further into that discussion because it's become a CR issue. 


Thank you for not doing that.

for the gamblers in the room, Florida has gone from +3 to +1.5 this morning.

26 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does anyone remember a flu outbreak affecting so many players on a team prior to today?  Individuals, yes. But a half dozen all too sick to go?  Or a dozen?

Nebraska likes to claim most of their team had the flu in the 1996 B12 Championship.....but they all still played.

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

When the accident was caused by pure negligence fueled by a cult atmosphere.....yeah, it wasn't really an accident, just inevitable really.

in the lifetime of most reading this, sections 342-350 ("the dish") are going to collapse

the death toll may be low, or it may kill thousands

why?

because the concept artwork used to sell the bonds for the pyle rebuild showed a symmetrical 2nd deck that ended up only enabling the construction of 5000 seats less than the sips

this is why:

- the dish extends out and over the football building

- is supported by steel girders that created the "sandstorm harmonics"

- there is no 2nd deck connecting all of the upper sections

- and the corner sections on all levels are all unique in size and shape

when we resume the biannual visit to indoctrination station, belmont needs to insist, nee, demand, that our people are nowhere near the southeast endzone in the event the collapse causes the dish to slide on top of sections below it

34 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, some of those dudes aren’t just “out for today.” 
 

maybe if he said “out of county lines.”

I guessed this was likely, but what the fuck is their plan to manage this?  Next week when they're out, do they still have the "flu?"

At some point the bs is going to get pretty obvious, but then again, we're talking about aggy.  They'll pretty much eat whatever shit Luigi feeds them and like it.  Prolonged, season ending flu epidemic isn't the least believable thing they've accepted as true.

Achane and Daniels are suited up, Lane in street clothes, per videos on Travis Brown twitter.

Diggs, Overton, A. Johnson also street clothes.

 

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*checks notes*  Oh, sorry.  Influenzal...  The Most Influenzal Program.

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

Is it flu or a player revolt because the Weigman concussion situation?

And funny enough they list LJ is out due to this “flu” outbreak… 

 

Portal flu, imo

Aggy got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.   I can't wait to watch this shitshow.  

1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

 

Somebody told this dork that wearing Beats headphones is what the cool athletes do during warmups. However, in his case it just makes him look like a bigger tool.

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

TCU volleyball couldn't field 6 players this week. It's bad right now all over TX.  I believe a good majority are sick and they're using it for cover for concussions. 

FIFY

This is a perfect setup. Built in excuses, and if they keep it close they will mark this up as a mental win.

14 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

Kids dying in a tragic accident....funny stuff.

 

Have any Whitman sniper jokes you want to share as well?

This is you right now...

 

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Team movie night last night was “One flu over the cuckoos nest” 

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aggy got an FAA permit for that?
3 hours ago, utexas8 said:

 

His throwing motion always looks that fucked up, he’s fine.

This thread is going to be absolutely GLORIOUS for the rest of the weekend and next week. I can't wait

I don’t know about you guys but I feel like they’re one player away from really being elite. Sorry if you guys can’t see the powerhouse that is building in college station.  - bruhman 

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I don’t know about you guys but I feel like they’re one player away from really being elite. Sorry if you guys can’t see the powerhouse that is building in college station.  - bruhman 

Did you not see how many freshmen were out there getting playing time (and their asses kicked), you dumbass?!?!

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The FLU is going to hammer A&M after the LSU game.  That will be the code word for the portal as players leave looking for a better situation

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1 minute ago, Harvdog said:

The FLU is going to hammer A&M after the LSU game.  That will be the code word for the portal as players leave looking for a better situation

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Fucking Loser University works better 

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fucking Loser University works better 

Leaving one FLU for a another FLU

LHF isn't posting at the moment. Said it's bad juju since we haven't played yet. He'll be posting after our game.

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This guy in aggy crowd today...   Classic 😋

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6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

An Hors d'oeuvre

 

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16 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

LHF isn't posting at the moment. Said it's bad juju since we haven't played yet. He'll be posting after our game.

This is the proper call

 

 

16 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

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Sark says why didn’t he let a struggling QB throw it 49 times???

I’m going to live my life believing that @Grimas was the expert-level troll in the App St gear today, and I don’t want to be told otherwise 

3 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

I’m going to live my life believing that @Grimas was the expert-level troll in the App St gear today, and I don’t want to be told otherwise 

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maybe his nephew was the cadet whose shoulder was used as a pillow by the other cadet. That’s leadership. 

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