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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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29 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

An Hors d'oeuvre

 

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Recruits reactions:

Perroni: What are your thoughts on the loss and your commitment?

Recruit: Are you still paying me 3x market value?

Perroni: Yes

Recruit: I’m in. 

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6 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

I’m going to live my life believing that @Grimas was the expert-level troll in the App St gear today, and I don’t want to be told otherwise 

His brother in law would never allow that

2 hours ago, campcrunk said:

This thread is going to be absolutely GLORIOUS for the rest of the weekend and next week. I can't wait

Unless somebody else shits the bed .. again .. and ruins a perfectly good buzz .. again.

12 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Unless somebody else shits the bed .. again .. and ruins a perfectly good buzz .. again.

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1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

LHF isn't posting at the moment. Said it's bad juju since we haven't played yet. He'll be posting after our game.


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C’mon man some of us are also watching the Astros tonight!

1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Another quick one before I turn our game on.  Maybe there's still hope for ol jimbo?

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“They have Star players who play their senior year, we don’t.”

 

hes soooo close to getting it

28 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

A quick funny I found

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Only 1 ag tag but true to form and as @RomaVicta pointed out, he can't help but get political lol. 

Most of the youngsters don’t believe that aggy used to be awesome at football you say? 
I guess it’s only the old aggy that believe in fairy tales. 

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Yeah hard to get going when you give up on it and let Igor pass every down...idiot.

13 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yeah hard to get going when you give up on it and let Igor pass every down...idiot.

It's Eye-gor

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3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Are my pics not loading

Yes. I’m just insatiable 

LHF said more to come after the Astros games. Im going to drink more.

LHF sock found!!!!! lol

Go Stros!
Yes. I’m just insatiable 

I like mine with Chianti!
3 hours ago, nnm said:

Most of the youngsters don’t believe that aggy used to be awesome at football you say? 
I guess it’s only the old aggy that believe in fairy tales. 

Damn he was watching games in the 1930s

21 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

How is the auburn game looking?

I wasn't sure.  I'm now thinking a loss.  Just took the lead over the Pirate on the road with under ainute left.  Looks like they are playing hard and fired up for interim coach Cadillac.

Hmmm sounds like jimbo gave up on believing they'll execute "next week" and now just hopes that "they'll play" next week.

6 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Wouldn't you need to actually call running plays to get the run game going?

If Achane doesn’t leave this year, he is crazy. 

Has Surly not taught you anything, some just go coo coo for crazy! We don’t kink shame here!
11 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

If Achane doesn’t leave this year, he is crazy. 


Achane needs to transfer to Texas. Sark will use him very creatively.

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Game experience there- I haven’t been since going to a UT game there in the 80’s. Damn that campus us huge especially compared to the 40 acres - I thought we had parking close to the stadium but had to hoof it almost a mile.  The little brother complex is strong - besides the whole stadium singing the “saw off the horns” song - I sat during it- every screenshot of fans on the screens had people doing the “horns down”.  I don’t really care but these fuckers were playing Florida- not UT….

Tailgate right next to the stadium was nice but not as nice as the loss by them and then getting home in time to watch the Horns and Astros win.  And damn, that upper deck is way the fuck up in the clouds and is steep as hell- never have had vertigo or a fear of heights before but maybe I was thinking about aggy engineering and how fast I was going to die when the structure collapsed…

Hearing the comments about Jimbo from the diehard,  hunch over and grab your nuts on third down crowd was better than most of the posts here…. :) Salty tears seen live…

2 things:

You do you, Gene.

Open letters sent into the void from earnest salt of the earth aggys to convince families and recruits to love aggyville is never not hilarious.

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