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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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The takes are always golden but the English butchering always kills me, “ Long alluded national championship.”

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Damn, these screenshots are good. The best part is after 5 straight losses they finally realize they suck, but they still manage to be totally ignorant to reality.

All their posts are about this talented freshman class and learning how to win. Jimbo bought a bunch of mercenaries and sold them on winning a national title. Those guys aren’t sticking around after a 4 win season, but those yokels think they came to College Station because they actually like A&M. 

They are really leaning into the, "we have more money than anyone" fan fiction. 

They are really leaning into the, "we have more money than anyone" fan fiction. 

This is the best part. It’s truly delicious.

Aggie fan is the kid who always wants special treatment and asks “Do you know who my dad is?” In this case, the answer is simple.  Your dad is Texas and your baby momma is some Hillbilly from West Virginia who bamboozled your idiot AD into 9 more years of this!  I truly feel like Maury just let the Aggie faithful know they got to make those support payments.  

25 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Aggie fan is the kid who always wants special treatment and asks “Do you know who my dad is?” In this case, the answer is simple.  Your dad is Texas and your baby momma is some Hillbilly from West Virginia who bamboozled your idiot AD into 9 more years of this!  I truly feel like Maury just let the Aggie faithful know they got to make those support payments.  

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1 hour ago, Texasrocks said:

They are really leaning into the, "we have more money than anyone" fan fiction. 

"Not anymore"/ Jimbo

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

Aggie fan is the kid who always wants special treatment and asks “Do you know who my dad is?” In this case, the answer is simple.  Your dad is Texas and your baby momma is some Hillbilly from West Virginia who bamboozled your idiot AD into 9 more years of this!  I truly feel like Maury just let the Aggie faithful know they got to make those support payments.  

But watching the infighting is more like midgets fighting on Jerry Springer 

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19 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Just to add here 

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The networks are doing a great job of further exposing aggy to the world. 

8 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The takes are always golden but the English butchering always kills me, “ Long alluded national championship.”

I think he misspelled assumed such as this year's.

12 hours ago, Chopper said:

Hmmm sounds like jimbo gave up on believing they'll execute "next week" and now just hopes that "they'll play" next week.

"We've got to help them do a better job with them."

11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"We've got to help them do a better job with them."

If you talk fast enough, it doesn't have to make sense. Especially when you dont take a breath for 30 seconds.

16 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Savnat?

 

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*savant. It's okay, it's originally from Sanskrit.

14 hours ago, Hornlover said:

 

Jimbo needs to go 14-6 in his next 20 games to match Sumlin's record at aggy.  Should be a piece of cake once Weigman gets over the flu.

13 hours ago, Grimas said:

And damn, that upper deck is way the fuck up in the clouds and is steep as hell- never have had vertigo or a fear of heights before but maybe I was thinking about aggy engineering and how fast I was going to die when the structure collapsed…

:) Salty tears seen live…

no amount of aggy misery is worth your own life

NEVER go anywhere near the southeast endzone of that stadium

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These posts are better than the old Jerry Springer show.

 

11 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The takes are always golden but the English butchering always kills me, “ Long alluded national championship.”

the powers at be

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

If you talk fast enough, it doesn't have to make sense. Especially when you dont take a breath for 30 seconds.

try 3 minutes

the opening statement in the post presser was a 3-minute run-on sentence

i posted it in 1 of the threads meant to x-post to the other 2

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

try 3 minutes

the opening statement in the post presser was a 3-minute run-on sentence

i posted it in 1 of the threads meant to x-post to the other 2

because it takes three threads to contain the entire sentence?

5 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

They are really leaning into the, "we have more money than anyone" fan fiction. 

does anyone know what year they added this to the fishcamp manifesto?

it clearly has critical mass and is unquestioned

i have asked about a dozen aggy if they knew what the AUF payment is, where it comes from, and who manages it

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6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

does anyone know what year they added this to the fishcamp manifesto?

it clearly has critical mass and is unquestioned

i have asked about a dozen aggy if they knew what the AUF payment is, where it comes from, and who manages it

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Hahaha...I have done the same, not a one has ever heard of UTIMCO.

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1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Yall interested in a other round or still got that post nut glow from last nights?

I have room for seconds. 

Just now, crash_davis said:

KKL cannot masturbate to any of this! Won't someone thing of Karen?

I honestly considered negging you just for making me think of that old hag knuckle deep. Fuck you.

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Lets keep the train rollin'

 

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BE RATIONAL GUYS

 

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When OU And Sip come to SEC.. We're fucked.

 

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Vaginas haven't bled this freely since UCLA???

 

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Smoke around bobby transferring?

 

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Upset over the paperwork Jimbo brings to the sidelines.

 

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Why are LSU and Texas better than us??????

 

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WHY DO WE TOLERATE JIMBO???????

 

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Sad Old Ag...

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Maybe the powers that be gave him that contract because they are just as dumb as the fan base, old man. 

Me reading through these last few pages:

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9 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

The networks are doing a great job of further exposing aggy to the world. 

I’m surrounded by SEC fans and they have all clued in on how weird A&M is. All of the FSU fans hate Jimbo and are loving this too. Maybe the best thing about A&M joining the SEC is they went from being a regional laughing stock to a National one. 

 

 

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The roster littered with freshmen is an allsome lie for them to be embracing. 
 

their starting offense has one true freshman- Stewart.  Tough to count weigman since he’s only started one game. Green is another but Wright gets as much run as he does. 
 

on defense- one true freshman. Shemar Stewart. Plenty on the 2nd string, some that play a fair amount. 
 

but the vast majority of their starters are at least second year players. 
 

so if second year players can’t get it done, why do they have so much hope for next year based on the guys that will be second year players then?

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4 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

BIlly tears and discourse around weigman

 

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You are the greatest person alive.

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1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

You are the greatest person alive.

I appreciate the thanks. Just another friendly reminder that @Longhornfrenzy is the one who takes these screenshots. I just happily copy paste them over here from twitter for the olds and the lazy's.

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7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I appreciate the thanks. Just another friendly reminder that @Longhornfrenzy is the one who takes these screenshots. I just happily copy paste them over here from twitter for the olds and the lazy's.

I appreciate you both as I am both old and lazy 

Big game this weekend. Auburn is 3-6. Aggy is 3-6. By Saturday night we should finally have an answer to the most burning question in all of college football ...

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I get the feeling that a few of those Aggies would like for Jimbo to hire a hotshot OC who will be given free reign to call plays. Anybody else getting that sense?

13 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I get the feeling that a few of those Aggies would like for Jimbo to hire a hotshot OC who will be given free reign to call plays. Anybody else getting that sense?

They've repeated it to themselves enough that it's now a foregone conclusion that it will happen.

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