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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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I think this season is going poorly enough that aggy will foist an OC on Jimbo. 
 

I know he has all the leverage, but aggy is annoying as f*** and they can make his life a living hell. I think he plays along to get along and just keeps calling the plays. 

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4 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

BIlly tears and discourse around weigman

 

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Ah, yes. The drake maye whose father was a star qb at unc, whose mother went to unc, whose brother was a star basketball player at unc, and whose other brother is a current basketball player at unc is a portal risk. The drake maye who decommitted from bama to stay home, is putting up video game numbers in Phil Longo’s offense, has 8-1 unc leading their division, and was serenaded by his home fans with “drake for heisman” chants in the closing minutes of his most recent game there, is going to be looking to spend his final mandatory year of eligibility playing elsewhere.

I’m sure there will be inquiries, but there is a pretty fucking wide gulf between his individual set of circumstances and either worthy’s or weigman’s. His team doesn’t suck, he isn’t far from home, he isn’t underutilized, improperly or irresponsibly utilized (they do run him a lot), or under appreciated. In fact, he was kinda born and bred to be exactly where he is, and he already has a cult following there. Leave it to the aggies to suggest the worst possible example to compare to their embattled savior qb who might be looking around.

Btw, that “weigman chose a&m because his girlfriend is there” line is absolutely adorable.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

so if second year players can’t get it done, why do they have so much hope for next year based on the guys that will be second year players then?

They're already way past Furk now, so gotta get strapped back into the car and start the clickity clack for next year.

Revisiting the Aggie Annual Roller Coaster | SEC Rant

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43 minutes ago, Deej said:

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Admittedly very funny

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

Admittedly very funny

It will be funnier when they don't get to do it because they lose.

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

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I can't wait until Thursday when the flu gets updated to Bubonic Plague that should keep them all out for the remainder of the season. 

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1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

I can't wait until Thursday when the flu gets update to Bubonic Plague that should keep them all out for the remainder of the season. 

Too bad covid cant save them in 2022

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Won't someone think of the long covid?

14 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

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This is art.  This should be framed and hung in the Hall of Champions.

After they lose to Auburn, even more players will get the flu. And those who have the flu will have it indefinitely. 

Shit is contagious and conditions may get worse with each additional loss. Fortunately for the rest of the United States, this strain of flu is localized to College Station.

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

After they lose to Auburn, even more players will get the flu. And those who have the flu will have it indefinitely. 

Shit is contagious and conditions may get worse with each additional loss. Fortunately for the rest of the United States, this strain of flu is localized to College Station.

The dreaded ovine flu. 

3 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

They don’t even have enough wins to make 4feit jokes

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they really should have gone with mono if they wanted this to be believable after the first week 

although a mono outbreak in a football team would raise questions

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Between this and that awful COVID outbreak right before the Wake Forest game, they should really look into an infectious disease specialist for all of these very real outbreaks

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Between this and that awful COVID outbreak right before the Wake Forest game, they should really look into an infectious disease specialist for all of these very real outbreaks

I think they already identified the strain and appropriately named: Cultist Pussyitis.

Clearly the only solution is to quarantine those players in the transfer portal.

59 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

After they lose to Auburn, even more players will get the flu. And those who have the flu will have it indefinitely. 

Shit is contagious and conditions may get worse with each additional loss. Fortunately for the rest of the United States, this strain of flu is localized to College Station.

Yeah, that place has always pretty much been a disease unto itself.

55 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

they really should have gone with mono if they wanted this to be believable after the first week 

although a mono outbreak in a football team would raise questions

Sharing the same sheep?

8 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Looks like a large chunk of that historic 2022 class will be gone. Dindy, Marshall, Denver Harris, Lucas, Bouie, PJ Williams. And possibly Evan Stewart, Weigman, and Nolen.

https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Season/2022-Football/Commits/

10 of their top rated 20 recruits of all time were in the 2022 class. They may only end up with 2 or 3 of those guys after it is all said and done. 

So at this point they are talking themselves into the idea that the portal will be a net positive for them. 

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Lsu week will be hoof and mouth breakout

I was thinking maybe tolio, kneasles, and small cox

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The whole "weight lost to the flu that can't be regained in time for the game next week" narrative is the most hilarious thing these dipshits have put out there in a long time.  Like, so funny I might go insane with laughter hilarious.

You may "really" lose a pound or two from the flu.  The rest is water weight that comes back immediately.

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“The Tigers had seemingly grabbed a whole of that recruitment in the last month.” 
 

JFC that is bad even for TexAgs writing standards. 

still holding onto that last line of hope, the portal . 

anyone worth a shit isn't transferring into A&M at this point . 

this may solve luici's top 44 problem though, whoever transfers in gets rated 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Between this and that awful COVID outbreak right before the Wake Forest game, they should really look into an infectious disease specialist for all of these very real outbreaks

We have a couple of ID physicians here on Surly. They know who they be.

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Aggy position group meeting after the flu runs through the program:

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Too much weight loss for that team to overcome. 

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Hmmm...haven't really been paying attention, but I don’t remember seeing any "Don’t Care got Jimbo" posts from aggy in quite a while. 

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