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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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On 10/3/2021 at 10:13 AM, texifornia said:

buyers remorse coming in HOT
 

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There's a missing apostrophe but does it go before or after the s?

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6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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There's a missing apostrophe but does it go before or after the s?

While we're at it, let's note that it also should be performances

On 10/3/2021 at 11:13 AM, texifornia said:

Miserabilia

Pos repped often, but the introduction of this word is outstanding, my friend. 

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8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Pos repped often, but the introduction of this word is outstanding, my friend. 

I can't claim credit, it's a Los Campesinos song off of their 2008 album We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed. 

The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms. 

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7 minutes ago, BurntUp said:

The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms. 

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aggy national championship Nextdoor Racist Posting team.

The females in that picture…

the simpsons rake GIF
 

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18 minutes ago, BurntUp said:

The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms. 

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Just like I imagined.  
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13 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy national championship Nextdoor Racist Posting team. orgy of racism

fif @C-Man

23 minutes ago, BurntUp said:

The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms. 

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Moms of what?

29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I can't claim credit, it's a Los Campesinos song off of their 2008 album We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed. 

There is a saying that good writers borrow, and great writers steal.

Your usage was great. I really do appreciate your contributions here and your habit of linking to 247 when you mention a player to allow people like me to be reminded about or introduced to the recruit.

Back row, second from the right.  What the fuck is that?

5 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Back row, second from the right.  What the fuck is that?

Definitely a 100%'er

13 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Back row, second from the right.  What the fuck is that?

Someone who eats lists.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Tarp. My dude. No.

 

Bama could start their punter at QB and still win. Hell, he's probably more accurate than Calzada.

Still, if they found some way to win they'd probably be set for the next century. Jimbo would get raised to 20 mil/year immediately. 

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43 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Moms of what?

The ones on the front row look like they are being Futureman'd.

 

On 10/3/2021 at 12:09 PM, texifornia said:

"best damn campus on the planet" - objectively wrong

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College doesn't prepare your for life, it is your life. Leaving college is the end of the best you will ever experience. You have an Aggie Ring. Don't lose perspective when the team loses even when all of us were crowing about arriving as a national power with Alabama shaking in their boots.

I don't care about winning in football. It's not as rewarding as just being an Aggie. 

Sour fucking grapes bitches.

 

On 10/3/2021 at 4:32 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

I actually feel for Calzada. He's just in way over his head and taking all the blame

Same. 

1 hour ago, BurntUp said:

The aggy dads failed but the cuck has one more ace up his sleeve. Release the grackle. Bring in the moms. 

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I take it the one at the very top at the end must be Foster's mom. 

15 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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College doesn't prepare your for life, it is your life. Leaving college is the end of the best you will ever experience. You have an Aggie Ring. Don't lose perspective when the team loses even when all of us were crowing grackling about arriving as a national power with Alabama shaking in their boots.

I don't care about winning in football. It's not as rewarding as just being an Aggie. 

Sour fucking grapes bitches.

 

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1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Just like I imagined.  
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Seriously, not an attractive one in the bunch. Just on sheer odds you'd think there would be one

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Back row, second from the right.  What the fuck is that?

That’s a Collie Station 7, dag nabbit!

19 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Seriously, not an attractive one in the bunch. Just on sheer odds you'd think there would be one

Left and fourth from left are alright. 

25 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Left and fourth from left are alright. 

I hope that second left was meant to be a right.

1 hour ago, Handcruser said:

Where it wear?

Everyware 

39 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I hope that second left was meant to be a right.

Definitely wasn't but I'm not exactly dying to defend my position.

 

3 hours ago, Handcruser said:

Where it wear?

To the carnival, circus or poultry event because everybody knows, that's where the ladies are at.  

This one has potential. She seems to be hiding so that no one sees her and associates her with this group. 

The image is fuzzy, but she has the basics of being an attractive 50 to 55 year-old who was attractive throughout most of her life. 

Under 40 Surlys need not pause to consider her, but the older guys probably would mind a turn. 

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16 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

EDIT: “…the older guys probably wouldn’t mind a turn.”

Some might suggest you had it right to start with. 

Take any Aggie stadium shot you want. ANY SHOT!!!

 

 

 

And finding any beautiful PERSON, is like a visual hunt for "Where's Waldo?"

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Ah yes. The very good system with the teeny tiny caveat that it needs an exceptional QB to run.

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1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Ah yes. The very good system with the teeny tiny caveat that it needs an exceptional QB to run.

Shawn Watson ran a Sugar Bowl winning system when he had Teddy Bridgewater running it, so, ya know, seem fine.

48 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Take any Aggie stadium shot you want. ANY SHOT!!!

 

 

 

And finding any beautiful PERSON, is like a visual hunt for "Where's Waldo?"

Come on now. There are plenty of beautiful women in Texas and a few in my class went there. None of the good looking ones are sitting with the costume crowd so they don’t get as much attention. 

12 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Seriously, not an attractive one in the bunch. Just on sheer odds you'd think there would be one

When you spend 4-5 years bangin sheep, jizzing into jars, and having your ass cheeks slapped by a grown man wearing full military garb (no Halloween homo)....all those ladies are 10's. Stupid Sip 

2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

SkinSpiritHouston asking "What do you want to do about it, run home to moma?", really hits home with all of @texifornia's aggy misery inspired art. 

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1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

SkinSpiritHouston asking "What do you want to do about it, run home to moma?", really hits home with all of @texifornia's aggy misery inspired art. 

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It's fucking Mt. Everest, man. Nobody beats Mississippi State or Arkansas on any kind of a regular basis. They're juggernauts! And those are just the foothills! You don't even meet any Sherpas at this level.

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14 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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It's fucking Mt. Everest, man. Nobody beats Mississippi State or Arkansas on any kind of a regular basis. They're juggernauts! And those are just the foothills! You don't even meet any Sherpas at this level.

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2 hours ago, cafe society said:

If you're running home to moma, hope you don't live any further than Newark.

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