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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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10 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Didn’t Von Miller literally major in Chicken?

Yes half their team each year graduates with a literal chicken shit diploma.....and figuratively all of them do.

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38 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Someone should let Johnny Manziel know. Anyone want to bet how many hours he actually spent in class?

Three, and I’ll take the under.

46 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Someone should let Johnny Manziel know. Anyone want to bet how many hours he actually spent in class?

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Ah, there it is, in his signature. Pining for the good old days when a buck was silver and the football team was all white. 
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“Billy is pretty damn good at what he does?!?!?”
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Good at bamboozling rubes he is.

We have crossed the event horizon and we are steadily approaching the singularity of aggy misery. In all honesty, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a program collapse so suddenly and completely.

SIAP, but I don’t read most of the recruiting threads. 
 

Turns out Hill’s decommitment from aggy is all part of an aggy master plan to sabotage UT’s program from the inside. How do I know this? A leak from a swinger’s party, of course.
 

 

9 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

We have crossed the event horizon and we are steadily approaching the singularity of aggy misery. In all honesty, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a program collapse so suddenly and completely.

How many angels have gotten their wings I wonder? All of them?

28 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

We have crossed the event horizon and we are steadily approaching the singularity of aggy misery. In all honesty, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a program collapse so suddenly and completely.

Season 02 – Me Blog Write Good

 

16 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Season 02 – Me Blog Write Good

 

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wow. Is that a record for longest post without getting a single thing correct?

challenge accepted

5 hours ago, SamMan said:

This is old by their current rate of schadenfreude. Didn’t see it in the thread but SIAP. It’s the damn academic standards!

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This might just be the funniest post in this thread (despite some INCREDIBLY stiff competition). The implication that a school that funnels their athletes into chicken farming degrees is somehow on par with the academic requirements of somewhere like Stanford is just *chef's kiss* too perfectly aggy for words.  

59 minutes ago, nnm said:

SIAP, but I don’t read most of the recruiting threads. 
 

Turns out Hill’s decommitment from aggy is all part of an aggy master plan to sabotage UT’s program from the inside. How do I know this? A leak from a swinger’s party, of course.
 

 

Holy shit. Sounds like someone got their brains fucked out.

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But their massive '22 defensive class signed without a DC.  Since they don't play the bag game (Jimbo himself said so), clearly Jimbo can show them the plan just like he did the '22 kids.  Plus they have 'The Station' that really just sells itself.  

 

 

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But their massive '22 defensive class signed without a DC.  Since they don't play the bag game (Jimbo himself said so), clearly Jimbo can show them the plan just like he did the '22 kids.  Plus they have 'The Station' that really just sells itself.  
 
 

What if “the station” is not so “lit”. Like maybe some bulbs are out. Just a dim glow now. Powering down so to speak. A black hole if you will. With sheep. And an Applebees.

That being said - maybe players (with all of this NIL money) want something better than Applebees?
7 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

maybe players (with all of this NIL money) want something better than Applebees?

Dare to dream, young men.

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When I think of bastions of the libhorn media, I think of daytime sports talk radio

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

When I think of bastions of the libhorn media, I think of daytime sports talk radio

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Mean radio guys, LEAVE AGGY ALONE!!

 

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You guys are misrepresenting aggy academics. They actually crank out PALTRY degrees. 

These people are neurotic, abused children. Aggy football has left them so downtrodden and bereft of joy that I almost feel bad about mentally climaxing to their tears. What an amusing view into a bizarre and truly sad existence. 
 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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The patch is all they have. After ten years, it's still all they have to brag about and believe in. 

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8 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

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22 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Didn’t Von Miller literally major in Chicken?

Poultry science lmao

They're really struggling to understand the difference between year 1/2, and year 5.

5 minutes ago, utee94 said:

They're really struggling to understand the difference between year 1/2, and year 5.

Aggy has been accused of many things, but being good at math and/or self reflection are not on the list 

2020: 10-1

2021:  8-4 and ducked a bowl game

2022:  5-7 likely

and they think it’s a mirage and next year will be great again, and that the recruits should see it the same way.  That’s years 3,4,5 too. All jimbo’s guys including very highly ranked classes. 
 

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texas

5-7 year 1

6-3 so far but high variability finish coming up for year 2. 
 

our trajectory is still somewhat debatable, at least until the rest of the season is played. Theirs is not. 

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They dropped the "....and they lost to Kansas" from the bingo card. Guess you can't use that when losing to App State. 

28 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

They dropped the "....and they lost to Kansas" from the bingo card. Guess you can't use that when losing to App State. 

And because Kansas would whip their ass.

18 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

 

Mean radio guys, LEAVE AGGY ALONE!!

 

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the irony of this gif is that the guy was totally vindicated

which makes it inappropriate, because vindication will not happen for aggy

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Key fact in comparison of teams:

Texas is 6-3, Texas A&M is 3-6 right now.

Secondary facts:

Jimbo is in fifth year and his team started ranked number 6 in the nation. It's a nationally ridiculed disaster at 3-6.

Sark is in year two looking better than year one and playing footsie with top 15 ranking all season.

Jimbo's team and locker room seem dumpster fire-ish with suspensions, defections, decommits, and terrible performance on the field.

Sark's team has looked remarkably good in a few outings and surprisingly bad in a few others. The team plays with determination, and the locker room appears to be harmonious and a plus for visiting recruits.

Worthless Facts

Texas went 5-7 last year and pulled in a good class.

A&M pulled in the best class of all time last year.

Texas lost to Kansas last year.

A&M beat Alabama last year.

Facilities facilities facilities facilities. STFU already. Read about the law of diminishing returns. Above a certain standard, it can't really make that much difference to a recruit. Do they still have their barber shop? Yes? No? Who gives a warm stinking shit?

Weird Aggie Shit

Because Texas recruited well after a losing season Aggies are entitled to do the same?

Why don't recruits realize that A&M is a stronger program with better prospects than Texas right now?

Aggie recruits decommitting are dishonorable louts for not honoring their word; A&M should find a way to dump Jimbo without paying the money Aggies guaranteed him.

Other teams are paying players, we should try that! If they cheat, we'll just have to learn to do the same!

We were so rich and smart with NIL last year that we steamrolled everybody/ we didn't pay anybody; they all wanted to be Aggies.

The world is conspiring to keep us down.

 

 

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1 hour ago, General Specific said:


And UMass to go!!!

If UMass wins, I'm an overdosed SOB.

7 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

If UMass wins, I'm an overdosed SOB.

I fear spacetime singularity. Or at least laughing to death.

Every time Aggie loses a recruit, their online posts inevitably include the statement, “By all accounts he loved A&M, it’s just that…..”

A player’s reason for leaving A&M or not going there in the first place is always due to some outside conspiracy, cheating, or item unrelated to the school itself. They can’t fathom that attending a cult with a bunch of weirdos might be unpleasant. 

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I posted this on Tell me about A&M, but it should be here, too. Might explain why all those players love A&M so very much.

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2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

And because Kansas would whip their ass.

If aggy had a remote chance to win out we may have seen it but I think Jimbo takes a loss this weekend just to make sure that all remaining hope for a bowl is dead before the LSU beat down. Jimbo knows that if he wins this weekend the talk of ending the year on a 4 game win streak with one coming against a top 10 team will reach the heights that can only happen at aggy at this point in a season.

41 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Every time Aggie loses a recruit, their online posts inevitably include the statement, “By all accounts he loved A&M, it’s just that…..”

A player’s reason for leaving A&M or not going there in the first place is always due to some outside conspiracy, cheating, or item unrelated to the school itself. They can’t fathom that attending a cult with a bunch of weirdos might be unpleasant. 

Or they can't understand that "by all accounts" means Looch and Perroni speaking to a recruit or parents immediately after an OV or UOV where everyone involved spends a weekend kissing each others' asses. Once the superficial shit wears off, what does College Station have to offer?

8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I posted this on Tell me about A&M, but it should be here, too. Might explain why all those players love A&M so very much.

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This is perfect. This reads as aggy cliffnotes as to their identity and why they will always be disappointed with all their efforts to be something that exists only in their imaginations. It is their DNA code on their sleeves. Of course, we already knew.

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