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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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The only thing that can top this season's aggy misery is if we find a way for us to join the SEC next season. 

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

If UMass wins, I'm an overdosed SOB.

I thought you were already an overdosed SOB.

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Uh…

 

 

This one needs to make the Message Board Geniuses twitter account.

31 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I thought you were already an overdosed SOB.

No, @SHOOTER12 is just concussed. And amputated. Other than that (maybe because of it), he’s a good dude. 

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Odd, I think it’s one of the BEST new accounts out there. There’s a lot of dumbass on sports message boards (present company included). Most surlyites would consider it a badge of honor to be featured on MBG. 

46 minutes ago, nnm said:

No, @SHOOTER12 is just concussed. And amputated. Other than that (maybe because of it), he’s a good dude. 

Well, I  don't know what your excuses or reasons are, but you're a pretty damned good dude yourself.

On 11/8/2022 at 9:29 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Holy shit. Sounds like someone got their brains fucked out.

Sounds like some sheep got their brains fucked out.

What a day, Aggie misery in F16, Aggie misery at the zoo.  Its like those morons were designed to pick losers.

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Chooky's hoodie is really nice and it makes him look cooler than usual, which is off the charts cool. 

Just now, Chooky said:

Chooky's hoodie is really nice and it makes him look cooler than usual, which is off the charts cool. 

Thanks buddy. I'll have to hook you up with one. You're cool as shit, too. 

10 hours ago, nnm said:

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Odd, I think it’s one of the BEST new accounts out there. There’s a lot of dumbass on sports message boards (present company included). Most surlyites would consider it a badge of honor to be featured on MBG. 

aggy hates mbg for the same reason they keep taking down midnight yell videos.

They claim to be proud of their "differences" and how "from the outside, you can't understand it" but in actuality they know their entire school and fanbase are fucking weird and they'd kind of like to keep that under wraps.

Unfortunately, their prediction that this "internet" fad will die down in a few years doesn't seem to be panning out.

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11 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Well, I  don't know what your excuses or reasons are, but you're a pretty damned good dude yourself.

Enough of the reacharounds.

It is unSurlylike. 

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38 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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When we did beat Georgia, those dumbfuck rubes all tried to downplay it.

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

When we did beat Georgia, those dumbfuck rubes all tried to downplay it.

They downplay pretty much everything that doesn't go their way. That is why RC Didn't Offer.

12 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

I thought you were already an overdosed SOB.

Damned close...

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It's still very funny how in the dark they are on NIL

 

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16 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I posted this on Tell me about A&M, but it should be here, too. Might explain why all those players love A&M so very much.

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I like that he included Rodney Thomas so as to not sound all the way racist.

52 minutes ago, Prime said:

It's still very funny how in the dark they are on NIL

 

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Opaque must be code word for illegal in the Aggie Lexicon.

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aggy “NIL presentation”:

 

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57 minutes ago, Prime said:

It's still very funny how in the dark they are on NIL

 

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LOL. The best NIL presentation gets 0 publicity & is purposefully opaque? yeah, that's not NIL.

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46 minutes ago, Plorant said:

I like that he included Rodney Thomas so as to not sound all the way racist.

Some of his best friends are Blaggies.

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1 hour ago, Prime said:

It's still very funny how in the dark they are on NIL

 

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aggy's NIL collectives are opaque on purpose like Bernie Madoff's investment strategies were opaque on purpose.

1 hour ago, TexasRenegade said:

Opaque must be code word for illegal in the Aggie Lexicon.

Name, image, and likeness.

Somehow their NIL deals involve none of those. 

It's also crazy that Looch was taking 15% off the top for "administration" for his crowd sourced Texags NIL initiative. 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

It's also crazy that Looch was taking 15% off the top for "administration" for his crowd sourced Texags NIL initiative. 

He needs capital for his "nice hoodie" enterprise.

Just now, UDontKnow said:

He needs capital for his "nice hoodie" enterprise.

Yeah you absolutely know that hoodie he was wearing (without even seeing it) was some texags apparel.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

He needs capital for his "nice hoodie" enterprise.

And the forgiven PPP millions just ran out. 

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Down there on the sheep farm, "driving lambos" has zero to do with sports cars. 

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It's also crazy that Looch was taking 15% off the top for "administration" for his crowd sourced Texags NIL initiative. 

Was it that little?

9 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Down there on the sheep farm, "driving lambos" has zero to do with sports cars. 

Can you baaaaack that up?

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46 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It's also crazy that Looch was taking 15% off the top for "administration" for his crowd sourced Texags NIL initiative. 

"Hey Looch! 15% is less than you SHOULD be taking for all the hard work you're doing. Looking great in that sweet new hoodie! Crazy idea, maybe YOU should be the next head coach? ahaha just kidding I know you're too busy banging supermodels!" -  DefinitelyNotLiucci

2 hours ago, hook me said:

LOL. The best NIL presentation gets 0 publicity & is purposefully opaque? yeah, that's not NIL.

Now hold on a minute. I could see thousands of famous brands paying A&M players to not endorse their products.  

So they’re back to our recruiting rankings being accurate, as that narrativ suits their current argument?

 

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Now hold on a minute. I could see thousands of famous brands paying A&M players to not endorse their products.  

"We would work with you on NIL deals, but changing our brand's color to maroon is just asking too much, and for that reason, we're out."

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

"We would work with you on NIL deals, but changing our brand's color to maroon is just asking too much, and for that reason, we're out."

Brand X - “Our brand strategy is to have consumers admire us and want to be like us, and for that reason we want to compensate all of your players to never wear our logo.”

But aggy is the wealthiest fanbase in all of college athletics. Just ask them. 

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On 11/7/2022 at 8:54 PM, Post Oak said:

Art Briles is rested and ready

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25 minutes ago, Deej said:

But aggy is the wealthiest fanbase in all of college athletics. Just ask them. 

Yeah, they are only at the top +200 donors for their NIL fund that far dwarfs anything that Texas is doing, while we are all the way down to the top 5000. They know from the experience of receiving Texas solicitation emails! I know that Billy said that college football would be turned upside down if A&M ever did a crowdsourced NIL collective, and that has most definitely happened. Just ask them! I guess maybe he meant some other crowdsourced collective than the one he started. 

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The fact that Brauinger and Liucci do not think NIL is the overwhelmingly #1 issue in recruiting is proof of the point I've been passing on to the board here about ATM not taking NIL seriously. They really do not want to engage in legitimate NIL effort and they do not understand that they're rapidly becoming the last guy selling buggy whips. It's awesome. It's part of their psychological insecurities. If Fisher, the staff, the $$ and the $9.95ers admitted that they needed to embrace NIL and showcase it, they'd have to turn their backs on the money laundering operation they've painstakingly put together over the last 4 cycles. Whoopsie!

The other factor at play here is that joining the NIL fray means they'd have to expose their flank about the 2022 and just how that "NIL" actually worked. 

We could not be looking at a better moment in time for UT relative to ATM. If Seven Win Steve can close out this season in a big way, ATM has never been weaker. Texas has a strong NIL program turning into a well-oiled machine. ATM has nothing on the NIL front. Texas is winning. ATM is falling apart and they can't do a fucking thing about their head coach. Let's fucking go. 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The fact that Brauinger and Liucci do not think NIL is the overwhelmingly #1 issue in recruiting is proof of the point I've been passing on to the board here about ATM not taking NIL seriously. They really do not want to engage in legitimate NIL effort and they do not understand that they're rapidly becoming the last guy selling buggy whips. It's awesome. It's part of their psychological insecurities. If Fisher, the staff, the $$ and the $9.95ers admitted that they needed to embrace NIL and showcase it, they'd have to turn their backs on the money laundering operation they've painstakingly put together over the last 4 cycles. Whoopsie!

The other factor at play here is that joining the NIL fray means they'd have to expose their flank about the 2022 and just how that "NIL" actually worked. 

We could not be looking at a better moment in time for UT relative to ATM. If Seven Win Steve can close out this season in a big way, ATM has never been weaker. Texas has a strong NIL program turning into a well-oiled machine. ATM has nothing on the NIL front. Texas is winning. ATM is falling apart and they can't do a fucking thing about their head coach. Let's fucking go. 

you would think that Ole Looch would be all over making NIL more important since they are taking a cut off the top of it...pushing for the importance of it every day.

but he isn't.

4 hours ago, Prime said:

It's still very funny how in the dark they are on NIL

 

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Well they dont have a single person on the team that is marketable. 

Unless Haynes King can get NIL for a saddle shop or similar. 

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Well they dont have a single person on the team that is marketable. 

Unless Haynes King can get NIL for a saddle shop or similar. 

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19 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Well they dont have a single person on the team that is marketable. 

Unless Haynes King can get NIL for a saddle shop or similar. 

Slovacek sausage and Farmers Insurance Branch money might come through.

40 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The fact that Brauinger and Liucci do not think NIL is the overwhelmingly #1 issue in recruiting is proof of the point I've been passing on to the board here about ATM not taking NIL seriously. They really do not want to engage in legitimate NIL effort and they do not understand that they're rapidly becoming the last guy selling buggy whips. It's awesome. It's part of their psychological insecurities. If Fisher, the staff, the $$ and the $9.95ers admitted that they needed to embrace NIL and showcase it, they'd have to turn their backs on the money laundering operation they've painstakingly put together over the last 4 cycles. Whoopsie!

The other factor at play here is that joining the NIL fray means they'd have to expose their flank about the 2022 and just how that "NIL" actually worked. 

We could not be looking at a better moment in time for UT relative to ATM. If Seven Win Steve can close out this season in a big way, ATM has never been weaker. Texas has a strong NIL program turning into a well-oiled machine. ATM has nothing on the NIL front. Texas is winning. ATM is falling apart and they can't do a fucking thing about their head coach. Let's fucking go. 

If they ever go NIL Fisher loses control of it and the leprechaun's ego aint letting that happen...

 

As for turning their back on bags for NIL  

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