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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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23 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Slovacek sausage and Farmers Insurance Branch money might come through.

That would actually be a brilliant idea in Katy. 

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Was watching their game last weekend and at least once I could see a slovacek ad all around their ribbon boards.  Can they afford that AND a player brand ambassador?

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

That would actually be a brilliant idea in Katy. 

Hey now, if I was a college athelete and Slovaceks in West wanted to give me an NIL deal relating to free Kolaches I would be all over that.

 

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55 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The fact that Brauinger and Liucci do not think NIL is the overwhelmingly #1 issue in recruiting is proof of the point I've been passing on to the board here about ATM not taking NIL seriously. They really do not want to engage in legitimate NIL effort and they do not understand that they're rapidly becoming the last guy selling buggy whips. It's awesome. It's part of their psychological insecurities. If Fisher, the staff, the $$ and the $9.95ers admitted that they needed to embrace NIL and showcase it, they'd have to turn their backs on the money laundering operation they've painstakingly put together over the last 4 cycles. Whoopsie!

The other factor at play here is that joining the NIL fray means they'd have to expose their flank about the 2022 and just how that "NIL" actually worked. 

We could not be looking at a better moment in time for UT relative to ATM. If Seven Win Steve can close out this season in a big way, ATM has never been weaker. Texas has a strong NIL program turning into a well-oiled machine. ATM has nothing on the NIL front. Texas is winning. ATM is falling apart and they can't do a fucking thing about their head coach. Let's fucking go. 

I am not quite sure what to do with optimistic CTJ. It confuses my chi. 

43 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Slovacek sausage and Farmers Insurance Branch money might come through.

Shit, I mistakenly listened to some of the aggy game on the radio last weekend.  Those two dominated the 1st qtr ads

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22 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I posted this on Tell me about A&M, but it should be here, too. Might explain why all those players love A&M so very much.

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You have a statue of a racist on campus.

Iowa State named their stadium after a black guy who was murdered in a game.

I don't think y'all and Iowa State value the same things.

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The fact that Brauinger and Liucci do not think NIL is the overwhelmingly #1 issue in recruiting is proof of the point I've been passing on to the board here about ATM not taking NIL seriously. They really do not want to engage in legitimate NIL effort and they do not understand that they're rapidly becoming the last guy selling buggy whips. It's awesome. It's part of their psychological insecurities. If Fisher, the staff, the $$ and the $9.95ers admitted that they needed to embrace NIL and showcase it, they'd have to turn their backs on the money laundering operation they've painstakingly put together over the last 4 cycles. Whoopsie!

The other factor at play here is that joining the NIL fray means they'd have to expose their flank about the 2022 and just how that "NIL" actually worked. 

We could not be looking at a better moment in time for UT relative to ATM. If Seven Win Steve can close out this season in a big way, ATM has never been weaker. Texas has a strong NIL program turning into a well-oiled machine. ATM has nothing on the NIL front. Texas is winning. ATM is falling apart and they can't do a fucking thing about their head coach. Let's fucking go. 

This game could not be more important. 

Lets fucking go.

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The fact that Brauinger and Liucci do not think NIL is the overwhelmingly #1 issue in recruiting is proof of the point I've been passing on to the board here about ATM not taking NIL seriously. They really do not want to engage in legitimate NIL effort and they do not understand that they're rapidly becoming the last guy selling buggy whips. It's awesome. It's part of their psychological insecurities. If Fisher, the staff, the $$ and the $9.95ers admitted that they needed to embrace NIL and showcase it, they'd have to turn their backs on the money laundering operation they've painstakingly put together over the last 4 cycles. Whoopsie!

The other factor at play here is that joining the NIL fray means they'd have to expose their flank about the 2022 and just how that "NIL" actually worked. 

We could not be looking at a better moment in time for UT relative to ATM. If Seven Win Steve can close out this season in a big way, ATM has never been weaker. Texas has a strong NIL program turning into a well-oiled machine. ATM has nothing on the NIL front. Texas is winning. ATM is falling apart and they can't do a fucking thing about their head coach. Let's fucking go. 

I think they don't want to engage in NIL, because they know that it's not a way to get a competitive advantage.

Prior to NIL, recruiting was heavily tilted towards blue-bloods. If aggy wanted to gain an advantage, breaking the rules by paying players gave them a leg up on a large percentage of their competition. Even more so by breaking the code and spending way more than anybody else.

Now, if they switched to NIL instead of bags, they'd hypothetically be on a level playing field monetarily with the competition, but at a disadvantage in all the other areas where aggy is deficient (location, culture, historical significance, etc.). So there's nothing there to give them an advantage. They're hoping that the bag game will give them a competitive advantage - especially against all the schools that have moved from bags to NIL . They will try to sell players on smaller bags now being better than big NIL payments later, and then hoping that payments to the handlers/uncles/trainers will help direct the players to aggy.

What's amazing is that they got Hicks and Hill to sign, so they'll think that their plan is working. It's just bad luck from a season gone sour that is causing recruits to jump ship, and they'll probably try clinging to the bag game for an extra cycle or two.

Will they ever play Georgia?

Sure. Next year in the playoffs.

/loochie
3 hours ago, Hornlover said:

What's amazing is that they got Hicks and Hill to sign

Sign what?

 

aggy aping Bama, Clemson, and Georgia in going hog wild with bags just in time for the paradigm to shift is so....aggy

Betting on Miami to boost your resume seems like a bold move at this point they are so bad they got beat by A&M 

you missed some other gold in here such as image.thumb.png.ad8371730555506551d3e7363b089ebf.png

4 hours ago, deft said:


Sure. Next year in the playoffs.

/loochie

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19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bruh

 

 

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Holy shit, it says "College World Series" and has the trophy on it. This is deep aggy.

17 hours ago, Deej said:

Name, image, and likeness.

Somehow their NIL deals involve none of those. 

Beg your pardon? Aggy has always embraced Benjamin's name, image and likeness.

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7 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

This one got me

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They're jealous of our Quidditch dominance as well. Noted

"Holy shit, it says "College World Series" and has the trophy on it. This is deep aggy."

Is that a trophy or a jizz jar?
15 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I am not quite sure what to do with optimistic CTJ. It confuses my chi. 

If you need to have your chakras re-aligned, just ask him about Sarkisian's playcalling after his scripted plays and offensive and defensive adjustments at halftime. You're welcome. 

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bruh

 

 

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It would have been a lot cooler if you'd gone with @Bruh Man instead of just Bruh. One is funny, the other just makes you look like someone who uses Bruh unironically.  

15 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

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Lololol, legends my ass.

23 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

why-not-both - 24 Accessibility

Because 1 is a dearly held tradition and the other is non-existent dream. I’ll leave you to figure out which is which. 
 

6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Lololol, legends my ass.

*in aggyland.  
 

Where a semi-decent baseball team accomplished more than the last 30 years of what they had put on the diamond.  
 

mediocrity=legend status. 

16 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Shit, I mistakenly listened to some of the aggy game on the radio last weekend.  Those two dominated the 1st qtr ads

 

Mistakenly???

Hell I've got every aggy game pre-programmed to record.   Last week, I was a Florida fan for 3 1/2 hours. This week,  I'll be an Auburn fan for 3 1/2 hours. Hate those bastards.

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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Mistakenly???

Hell I've got every aggy game pre-programmed to record.   Last week, I was a Florida fan for 3 1/2 hours. This week,  I'll be an Auburn fan for 3 1/2 hours. Hate those bastards.

Oh I watch on tv. This was radio.  Those guys were the homerest homers of all time. It was bad. 

So the group that likes to dig at us “only” winning the cws 6 out of 38 appearances is now celebrating their team not winning the cws?

you work with what you have, I guess. 

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Lololol, legends my ass.

Hey, winning even one game in Omaha is legendary for aggy standards. 

They made rings for 2nd place in the SEC & losing in the semi-finals? Is that worse than engraving the LSU score on their bowl rings? The levels of aggyness are starting to blend.

Even funnier is the weirdos that want to buy a replica ring.

16 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

'Member our 1999 Big XII South Champions rings?

 

Still wearing my replica to this day!

“How do we make losing winning?”

So does this mean all of their football, basketball and baseball teams are legends? Because none of them ever win Jack squat.

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

“How do we make losing winning?”

So does this mean all of their football, basketball and baseball teams are legends? Because none of them ever win Jack squat.

yes

no one celebrates smaller victories in huge ways more than A&M.

2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

*in aggyland.  
 

Where a semi-decent baseball team accomplished more than the last 30 years of what they had put on the diamond.  
 

mediocrity=legend status. 

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53 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

This is what their ring will look like IF they actually stumble into an actual championship win:

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Legend has it that aggy actually started the tradition of the mums back in the 1800's to celebrate a girl actually going on a date with them.

I wonder where that ring will be mounted in the Hall of Champions. Maybe next to the football National championship plaque?

I wonder where that ring will be mounted in the Hall of Champions. Maybe next to the football National championship plaque?


Next to the ladies room!

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14 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Betting on Miami to boost your resume seems like a bold move at this point they are so bad they got beat by A&M 

you missed some other gold in here such as image.thumb.png.ad8371730555506551d3e7363b089ebf.png

aggy has been saying this before Queen Elizabeth was Queen Elizabeth.

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