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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Liucci had the 12 year old boy he keeps locked in his house decorate his living room.

 

 

 

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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Heh.  Good one about sleevegate.

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4 hours ago, mdleast said:

 

 


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Every school has a few hidden Gates and Buffetts running around just waiting to be found and pumped for money. 

10 hours ago, Deej said:

Liucci had the 12 year old boy he keeps locked in his house decorate his living room.

 

 

 

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I know a cocaine nose when I see one

9 hours ago, RabidM said:

Every school has a few hidden Gates and Buffetts running around just waiting to be found and pumped for money. 

"I don't think you understand, Mr Gates, we're telling you that you could have your name on THIS building."

"...a Kroger?"

"No no no, we get that a lot, that's actually the stadium."

Another Aggy championship. Put it on the stadium meat locker.

Oh, and in case y'all were wondering "What kind of amazing ath-o-letes make up a meat judging team?"

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

You want moar??

 

 

 

X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,X,1,X

I'd let #11 judge my meat.

 

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30 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

You want moar??

 

 

Disgusted Judge Judy GIF

36 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Oh, and in case y'all were wondering "What kind of amazing ath-o-letes make up a meat judging team?"



If anybody can judge meat I'm guessing it's those heifers. 

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Well, there goes our Directors' Cup chances for this year.  It was a nice run.

48 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Oh, and in case y'all were wondering "What kind of amazing ath-o-letes make up a meat judging team?"

They outworked the University of San Francisco “Meat gazers” for the championship. Way to go aggies!!!

I expected more corps members and yell leaders on the team. If anyone could win a title at meat-judging, it'd be those guys. 

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1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

Oh, and in case y'all were wondering "What kind of amazing ath-o-letes make up a meat judging team?"

Did all of these kids grow up next to Chernobyl?

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17 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Did all of these kids grow up next to Chernobyl?

Katy. 

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

You want moar??

 

 

 

I'm surprised that these photos of homely ags aren't making more people turn vegetarian.

3 hours ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

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2:1 odds that's the outcome of a Looch one nighter about 20 years ago. 

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

You want moar??

 

 

 

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44 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

2:1 odds that's the outcome of a Looch one nighter about 20 years ago. 

Your giving him waaaaay too much credit.

This is more his speed.

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1 minute ago, BigSwingingD said:

Your giving him waaaaay too much credit.

This is more his speed.

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Yeah I have that feeling too.  But I couldn't think of any other asymmetrical faced aggy off the top of my head. 

20 hours ago, Deej said:

Liucci had the 12 year old boy he keeps locked in his house decorate his living room.

 

 

 

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Jesus Christ he looks like he does meth all day. Time has not been good 

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus Christ he looks like he does meth all day.  

You would too, if your whole life was dedicated to aggy football. 

Does meth give you the WC Fields schnozz?

14 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

talking about possible transfer numbers after the season

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talking about possible transfer numbers after the season
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His son plays varsity ball. So, yea, aggy coaches tell 17 year old kids who is leaving.
1 minute ago, markstanco said:


His son plays varsity ball. So, yea, aggy coaches tell 17 year old kids who is leaving.

The players might tell the recruits…who play at Katy or are friends with them. 

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

talking about possible transfer numbers after the season

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2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


His son plays varsity ball. So, yea, aggy coaches tell 17 year old kids who is leaving.

See the source image

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Get a haircut at a great place that will groom your eyebrows and maybe talk you out of the chin pubes or at least make it look as good as it can.

Lose the fucking cap. Take some of your money to a great menswear store and let the sales people dress you.

Try to look like a fucking grown man.

If that's the house (shared with his mother I believe) he lives in, hire a decorator. Keep no more than four football items in your living room/den. 

Read a book. Watch a few good movies. Maybe browse a good magazine. Maybe then you can lure a woman (not a coed with daddy issues) into your life who will help with the extensive rebuild still to be done.

Also, proof your extensive online bloviations. Lastly, speak better. You went to college. You're approaching 50. Grow up.

 

I know a cocaine nose when I see one

Maybe he’ll hang him self with a guitar string…..
41 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Read a book. Watch a few good movies. Maybe browse a good magazine. Maybe then you can lure a woman (not a coed with daddy issues) into your life who will help with the extensive rebuild still to be done.

 

Umm…I don’t know how to break this to you, but I believe he’s one of those navy bachelor types. 

26 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Maybe he’ll hang him self with a guitar string…..

El es un perdedor, seguro. 

Weigman leaving has to be too good to be true, doesn't it? I mean, there's just no way, right? aggy misery levels would reach an all time high and it would set that program back to before the Stone Age even more than Jimbo already has. We're talking like a pre-Australopithecus, non-tool using hominids level set back. 

I don't know how they would ever recover from that. 

Weigman leaving has to be too good to be true, doesn't it? I mean, there's just no way, right? aggy misery levels would reach an all time high and it would set that program back to before the Stone Age even more than Jimbo already has. We're talking like a pre-Australopithecus, non-tool using hominids level set back. 
I don't know how they would ever recover from that. 
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25 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Weigman leaving has to be too good to be true, doesn't it? I mean, there's just no way, right? aggy misery levels would reach an all time high and it would set that program back to before the Stone Age even more than Jimbo already has. We're talking like a pre-Australopithecus, non-tool using hominids level set back. 

I don't know how they would ever recover from that. 

I think it's been floated on the recruiting board that Weigmans family had to step in with the handling of his uh.. flu. It wouldn't surprise me if they left.

3 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Get a haircut at a great place that will groom your eyebrows and maybe talk you out of the chin pubes or at least make it look as good as it can.

Lose the fucking cap. Take some of your money to a great menswear store and let the sales people dress you.

Try to look like a fucking grown man.

If that's the house (shared with his mother I believe) he lives in, hire a decorator. Keep no more than four football items in your living room/den. 

Read a book. Watch a few good movies. Maybe browse a good magazine. Maybe then you can lure a woman (not a coed with daddy issues) into your life who will help with the extensive rebuild still to be done.

Also, proof your extensive online bloviations. Lastly, speak better. You went to college. You're approaching 50. Grow up.

 

youre fucking old arent you

This has been posted upthread or on another thread, but the comments are classic. The cult is turning on Jizzbo.  

Chinpubes comment later is especially telling.  It was the worst business decision in the history of business decisions. You know...they aggyd it up.

Enjoy because they are truly fucked. Good...gooooooood! 

 

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Added more text to make fun of those pricks.

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



If anybody can judge meat I'm guessing it's those heifers. 

Suddenly the thumbs up makes sense

1 hour ago, Hmbre97 said:

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As hysterically awesome as that was, I feel like losing Weigman could be even better. Back then, they always had the option to get rid of their "underachieving" coach (you know. The one who historically overachieved for their program) and there was always a glimmer of hope in the future. If Weigman leaves, they're stuck with Jimbo for years and whatever remaining hope they may have would just be completely crushed. They'll be praying for a QB like Starkel or Hubenak. And it will only get worse from there because there is no bottom floor in Hell - especially not for aggy. 

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1 hour ago, ATexanAbroad said:

youre fucking old arent you

This seems to indicate you're all over that Liucci look. More power to you. On you, it looks good!

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