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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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2 hours ago, ATexanAbroad said:

youre fucking old arent you

Looch is 50 years old.  As bad as he wants to be a late 20 something with Johnny, the truth is he was graduating texum bulldogs when he was in diapers.  
 

when tf will they learn “helluva great recruiter=bags”.   Give me 3-5m to spend on some kids and watch me become a great recruiter tomorrow.  

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

  • Armybrat
    Armybrat

    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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Time for Lil’ Fish to abandon the mall rapping scene and get into the family business as A&M’s next OC.  

Looch had done so much cocaine that his nose is starting to look like Artie Lange 

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11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

hire a decorator. Keep no more than four football items in your living room/den. 

 

Hey….

 

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Hey….

 

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To be fair, you've been collecting since the time of the Roman empire

11 minutes ago, TexasIsBetter said:

To be fair, you've been collecting since the time of the Roman empire

I'm also going to guess that's @Armybrat's man cave or study, not his main family/living room.

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I'm also going to guess that's @Armybrat's man cave or study, not his main family/living room.

You would be correct.

 

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1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

You would be correct.

 

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Cable music channels, now that is a throw back I have forgotten about.

2 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Cable music channels, now that is a throw back I have forgotten about.

When I lived in Chicago we would get wasted and play a game called "Shut the Fuck Up, Motherfucker" where a participant could pick any cable music channel, turn his back to the screen, and try to guess the artist of the song that came on. Anyone could wager against that person. When people would give hints or say "this one's easy" everyone in the room would scream "Shut the fuck up, motherfucker!" It was fun.

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24 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

When I lived in Chicago we would get wasted and play a game called "Shut the Fuck Up, Motherfucker" where a participant could pick any cable music channel, turn his back to the screen, and try to guess the artist of the song that came on. Anyone could wager against that person. When people would give hints or say "this one's easy" everyone in the room would scream "Shut the fuck up, motherfucker!" It was fun.

Be honest. You heard the voice in your head saying "Don't tell this story. It's horrible" and completely ignored it. 

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25 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

When I lived in Chicago we would get wasted and play a game called "Shut the Fuck Up, Motherfucker" where a participant could pick any cable music channel, turn his back to the screen, and try to guess the artist of the song that came on. Anyone could wager against that person. When people would give hints or say "this one's easy" everyone in the room would scream "Shut the fuck up, motherfucker!" It was fun.

 

YARN | Well, I thought it was a very lovely story, | Forrest ...

 

YARN | and you tell it so well, with such enthusiasm ...

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24 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Cable music channels, now that is a throw back I have forgotten about.

We keep it on the Easy Listening channel 90% of the time during the day. 
Evenings we DVR watch Jeopardy & Wheel of Fortune, then she DVR watches a few cooking shows, ice skating competitions,  & catches the weather. 
Weekends we’ll watch a football game or two and parts of others.

Not at all interested in sitcoms, Netflix, etc. 

We read a lot, and I post bullshit here and a few other forums. 

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

We keep it on the Easy Listening channel 90% of the time during the day. 
Evenings we DVR watch Jeopardy & Wheel of Fortune, then she DVR watches a few cooking shows, ice skating competitions,  & catches the weather. 
Weekends we’ll watch a football game or two and parts of others.

Not at all interested in sitcoms, Netflix, etc. 

We read a lot, and I post bullshit here and a few other forums. 

Speaking of your other forums, how's @NowThis doing these days?

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Speaking of your other forums, how's @NowThis doing these days?

He posts on the 1911 & Ruger gun forums?

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7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

He posts on the 1911 & Ruger gun forums?

I wouldn't have pegged him as a gun enthusiast 

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They have a thread about the Fong tweet stating a lot of elite players will be hitting the portal when it opens. This reply was gold.

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

You would be correct.

 

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"Easy Listening" on the TV music channels? Father?

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

I'm also going to guess that's @Armybrat's man cave or study, not his main family/living room.

It's whatever he wants it to be, you young whippersnapper.

8 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

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They have a thread about the Fong tweet stating a lot of elite players will be hitting the portal when it opens. This reply was gold.

Probably the funniest reply ever on that forum.

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LOL at the the dipshit that thinks Worthy would even entertain the idea of going to aTm. 

30 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

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They have a thread about the Fong tweet stating a lot of elite players will be hitting the portal when it opens. This reply was gold.

 

20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Probably the funniest reply ever on that forum.

It's definingly succinct.

Add a crazy lie about their own vast virtue to their only way to identify themselves; not tu.

Nuts

 

8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

It's definingly succinct.

Add a crazy lie about their own vast virtue to their only way to identify themselves; not tu.

Nuts

 

It’s so Sully.

Evidently no one showed up for ticket pull.  They post a picture obviously not from this morning saying the queue is paused and 2,000 plus people are in line.   Lol

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39 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Evidently no one showed up for ticket pull.  They post a picture obviously not from this morning saying the queue is paused and 2,000 plus people are in line.   Lol

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For the olds who don't get this - Taylor Swift fans on twitter are freaking out because the Tickemaster queue was paused.  Aggy social media person decided to try and make a funny by parodying the issue.

32 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

For the olds who don't get this - Taylor Swift fans on twitter are freaking out because the Tickemaster queue was paused.  Aggy social media person decided to try and make a funny by parodying the issue.

To be fair I think "olds" is a little harsh in that context. Maybe just for the males, cis and over 35.

Thanks for explaining. I’m sure it’s not lost on the taytay fans of texags.

1 hour ago, TXRed said:

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LOL at the the dipshit that thinks Worthy would even entertain the idea of going to aTm. 

He means with Stewart at Texas

44 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

For the olds who don't get this - Taylor Swift fans on twitter are freaking out because the Tickemaster queue was paused.  Aggy social media person decided to try and make a funny by parodying the issue.

Always appreciate a translation. I don't do twitter. 

I'm very amused by the Okay, Boomer line. It's apt, and I  use it on myself where appropriate.

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

I'm also going to guess that's @Armybrat's man cave or study, not his main family/living room.

I can tell you for a fact that Armybrat's man cave is a real cave. 

12 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

I can tell you for a fact that Armybrat's man cave is a real cave. 

Before he painted it burnt orange, he had painted a mural.

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33 minutes ago, Chopper said:

To be fair I think "olds" is a little harsh in that context. Maybe just for the males, cis and over 35.

I qualify for all those but understand it because apparently my wife decided I need to be a part of taking the girls to a Taylor Swift concert. Fucking hell. 

I gotta admit, this is an impressive display of wishcasting, even for Aggy. Wow.

16 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I gotta admit, this is an impressive display of wishcasting, even for Aggy. Wow.

They are one beer away from saying--and worse, believing-- they can hire Lincoln Riley.

31 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Can someone remind me who Quinn's roommate is?  

South Austin's mom.  That explains being "drained" on the field.

Ewers and Worthy hang out consistently and I have seen zero about people in the locker room disliking him. They just suck on the field. He’s not animated enough for anyone to hate. Also, they should be hoping he stays to decrease our pressure to forgive Stewarts whateveritwas 

48 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Also, they should be hoping he stays to decrease our pressure to forgive Stewarts whateveritwas 

Catch me up please. What'd I miss?

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Catch me up please. What'd I miss?

Apparently Stewart was a meany poo poo head to our staff at the end of his recruitment 

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Catch me up please. What'd I miss?

Aggies have the inside track to the upheaval of players leaving Austin.  They KNOW that Ewers isn’t well liked and that Worthy is going to transfer. He’s got an agent so it will most likely be USC because Hollywood is involved.  There may be some kids leave but they are good enough and don’t love the cult so they can leave. Stewart is staying and the just need an average OL to score a ton.  

I know for a fact that Quinn and x go to sonic together frequently.

also, I feel like it’s safe to assume that if ewers was hated that we’d have heard about it from more local sources, earlier, and not from aggy in November. 

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Brenen Thompson and Agiye liked. 
 

Tweeting at our current players because they’re in such a shitty spot. How ironic to think this is demeaning our current receding core when Jimbo’s whole recruiting pitch is “you’re the missing piece, we need you.” 
 

fucking losers.

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