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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

BCS is an upgrade from that disaster area 

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So did aggy fan see progress today? Jimbo back at the helm. Lots to be excited about I’m sure 

25 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

We won, aggy lost. Lets check in shall we??

 

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Jimbo's reaching lows Chuck never hit here....that's impressive 

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Dude lives in Jackson Mississippi right now.  You know the town where he had to make sure his team had clean drinking water? BCS is an upgrade from that disaster area 

The entire state of MS is arguably a disaster area. But Deion lives on an estate property in Canton, a half hour drive from JSU.

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Jackson is a city with 150k population, 87% of whom are Black, and it's state tradition to fuck it over as hard as possible, similarly to how the state ledge tries to fuck over Austin. Only in Jackson the state has an easier target that's far less effective in defending itself.

 

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

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Wait, this guy is able to log into texags, but not able to figure out how to watch or listen to the game on the internet?

Dude lives in Jackson Mississippi right now.  You know the town where he had to make sure his team had clean drinking water? BCS is an upgrade from that disaster area 
Deion could live in Mogadishu and it would still be a mansion with triple filtered water. Having said that, I can't picture him in aggy gear much less coaching aggy[emoji85]
15 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Why didn’t Evan Stewart play?

Leftover symptoms from the flu from 3 weeks ago, probably.

27 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Why didn’t Evan Stewart play?

Hopefully because he’s in Austin enrolling early. 

1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

Why didn’t Evan Stewart play?

His Bitcoin for signing was invested in FTX.  Since they went Bankrupt, we is sitting out until they make him whole.  He was offered lifetime wings at the Chicken but passed. 

Texag idiot thinks they have sunk down to sip level? 
Even Charlie didn’t wind up in the conference cellar.

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Wait, this guy is able to log into texags, but not able to figure out how to watch or listen to the game on the internet?

dude is nearly 70, suprised he can open up an internet browser

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Texag idiot thinks they have sunk down to sip level? 
Even Charlie didn’t wind up in the conference cellar.

1 win in the SEC is worth 4 in the Big Dumpster Fire, stupid sip


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3 hours ago, utexas8 said:

Why didn’t Evan Stewart play?

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dude is nearly 70, suprised he can open up an internet browser
Well, maybe he should contact KKL. I hear she has her own IT staff.

Saw somewhere (secrant?) that e Stewart had a concussion last week

12 hours ago, UThomas said:

Saw somewhere (secrant?) that e Stewart had a concussion last week

All those blocking drills, it was a matter of time. 

Someone mentioned earlier that allegedly, to keep weigman is around 700k. They have to pay it unless he really just wants out which is understandable. They don’t have anyone else. I guess max Johnson but they don’t even have a qb for this class so they will be desperate.

Shame they didn't get Arch in for the pool party. They'd be set.

Their QB situation will be an interesting study in the new free-agency world of college football. If Weigman leaves, the portal QBs hold enormous leverage. Even if Weigman stays, a QB recruit or portal QB would be in a strong position to bargain.

Maybe the pool party should be moved to right before ESD. 

"I can't believe you shot the cannon at us."

 

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40 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Someone mentioned earlier that allegedly, to keep weigman is around 700k. They have to pay it unless he really just wants out which is understandable. They don’t have anyone else. I guess max Johnson but they don’t even have a qb for this class so they will be desperate.

Weigman’s folks are Texas Exes, right? I’d never let my kid go to aggy, but a full scholarship and paying off the house/cars walks. 

Nothing brings the aggy incels out more than a "mouthy woman".

19 hours ago, utexas8 said:

Why didn’t Evan Stewart play?

Why didn't you ask Evan?

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3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

The fans were all out in the parking lot trying to hook up with the two guys from the meat judging team. 

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

I haven't looked yet, but I'm sure all 214 of those replies were done in a respectful, classy way 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Weigman’s folks are Texas Exes, right? I’d never let my kid go to aggy, but a full scholarship and paying off the house/cars walks. 

LOL.  No, they went to Sam Houston State.  

15 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Behold, the savior of aggy football

 

That ghost blitz gets them every time!

Someone mentioned earlier that allegedly, to keep weigman is around 700k. They have to pay it unless he really just wants out which is understandable. They don’t have anyone else. I guess max Johnson but they don’t even have a qb for this class so they will be desperate.

His parents should triple that number and see what aggy does.

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Nsiap from depths of texags...

Well, we hired Jimbo to give us football seasons we would remember to our graves. Next time, we should be a little more specific.

4 hours ago, Deej said:

The fans were all out in the parking lot trying to hook up with the two guys from the meat judging team. 

"If you judge mine, I'll judge yours"

 

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I did my best. The Aggies are largely demoralized now. Only a few still hold out for Aggie greatness. 

When they were bad back in the Big 12, they actually had some amusing gallows humor posts.  I like laughing at them like everybody else, but it must suck bad to be an Aggie fan (not redass fuckwad) now. All that build up and then this. We couldn't have scripted it better.

18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I did my best. The Aggies are largely demoralized now. Only a few still hold out for Aggie greatness. 

When they were bad back in the Big 12, they actually had some amusing gallows humor posts.  I like laughing at them like everybody else, but it must suck bad to be an Aggie fan (not redass fuckwad) now. All that build up and then this. We couldn't have scripted it better.

Yeah, at this point all but the true red ass fans have accepted reality that a) they suck, b) Jimbo sucks, and c) they probably can't do much about it. But don't worry, when they get a solid moral victory against LSU the delusion will be back!

They deify every new head coach.  And then turn on them eventually.  Almost like a rollercoaster

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