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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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If they get a bowl invite, that flu is going to last for months.  Ain't no way they're playing that game. 

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56 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jimbo sounded confident that Achane will play. We'll see. 

An upset at home is plausible with Achane. Impossible without. LSU did not play well against Arkansas and their truly awful QB Malik Hornsby. If Perkins doesn't dominant, LSU probably would have lost. 

I could kind of see another Arkansas style rock fight. More Perkins sacks than total TD's sems like an a pretty easy prop bet. 

Dominate. Come on. 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Jimbo sounded confident that Achane will play. We'll see. 

An upset at home is plausible with Achane. Impossible without. LSU did not play well against Arkansas and their truly awful QB Malik Hornsby. If Perkins doesn't dominant, LSU probably would have lost. 

I could kind of see another Arkansas style rock fight. More Perkins sacks than total TD's sems like an a pretty easy prop bet. 

LSU's defense has only given up 16 points per game, in regulation, the last 4 games. 

Weird things happen but I don't see aggy scoring many points even with Achane. 

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

LSU's defense has only given up 16 points per game, in regulation, the last 4 games. 

Weird things happen but I don't see aggy scoring many points even with Achane. 

A home shutout would be a tremendous way to end their season. Maybe too good, for making changes and turning the printing press back on. 

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I have a feeling that these three have been known to drop “uppity” in mixed public so as not to sound racist.

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How could one NOT want Deion over Jimbo?

10 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I have a feeling that these three have been known to drop “uppity” in mixed public so as not to sound racist.

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How could one NOT want Deion over Jimbo?

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Happy thanksgiving aggys thankful for you this year all the laughs are good for the soul and you’ve provided many 

I have a feeling that these three have been known to drop “uppity” in mixed public so as not to sound racist.
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How could one NOT want Deion over Jimbo?

On their political board they use the term “feral culture” when they’re aching to drop a n-bomb.
4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Happy thanksgiving aggys thankful for you this year all the laughs are good for the soul and you’ve provided many 

Believe this off season will provide many, many more.

Dion at A&M would be such a beautiful disaster, I could not think of a worse combination.

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

Dion at A&M would be such a beautiful disaster, I could not think of a worse combination.

If A&M gave Deion everything that they’ve given Jimbo, they finally would be a College Football Playoff contender. 

Deion understands getting excellent assistant coaches and letting them do their thing.

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

If A&M gave Deion everything that they’ve given Jimbo, they finally would be a College Football Playoff contender. 

Deion understands getting excellent assistant coaches and letting them do their thing.

Just out of curiosity, how do you know that?

3 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Just out of curiosity, how do you know that?

He is Deion.  

On 11/23/2022 at 8:05 AM, Jebus said:

Yeah I tried to edit my post to include the whole coaching hire aspect too, but it said I was too late. 

They would never even sniff another jimmy sexton client, and good luck getting ANYONE with options to trust you after pulling some shit like that.  The best they’d be able to do is hugh freeze, art briles types.  Which the famous Aggie code would surely prevent them from hiring, right? 

Hugh Freeze would be a home run hire for aggy. Briles too, maybe, though he's been gone awhile. He'd definitely be an improvement over Jimbo.

Briles would fucking suck there because the universe hates 70 year old rape enablers. They should totally do it.

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3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Briles would fucking suck there because the universe hates 70 year old rape enablers. They should totally do it.

True. But Jimbo is also a rape enabler, he just isn’t 70. Aggy didn’t even blink at that. Durkin killed a player. Aggy didn’t blink at that. If they think it’s to their advantage, they don’t care. Despite all their protestations, they’re a gutter-level institution.

There’s no corner they won’t cut. There’s no lie they won’t tell if they think it advances their “legend.”

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1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

True. But Jimbo is also a rape enabler, he just isn’t 70. Aggy didn’t even blink at that. Durkin killed a player. Aggy didn’t blink at that. If they think it’s to their advantage, they don’t care. Despite all their protestations, they’re a gutter-level institution.

There’s no corner they won’t cut. There’s no lie they won’t tell if they think it advances their “legend.”

Well, there is something about Deion that a large portion of their fanbase seems to be unwilling to overlook.  Can’t quite put my finger on it

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15 minutes ago, Jebus said:

Well, there is something about Deion that a large portion of their fanbase seems to be unwilling to overlook.  Can’t quite put my finger on it

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55 minutes ago, Jebus said:

Well, there is something about Deion that a large portion of their fanbase seems to be unwilling to overlook.  Can’t quite put my finger on it

Financial times and gray slacks?

5 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Briles would fucking suck there because the universe hates 70 year old rape enablers. They should totally do it.

I wish this was true.   

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Yeah ... I'm not sure Aggy would cope very well with Deion when they can't handle RG III in the booth. 

 

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38 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Yeah ... I'm not sure Aggy would cope very well with Deion when they can't handle RG III in the booth. 

 

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43 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Yeah ... I'm not sure Aggy would cope very well with Deion when they can't handle RG III in the booth. 

 

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1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

Yeah ... I'm not sure Aggy would cope very well with Deion when they can't handle RG III in the booth. 

 

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I think Deion is smart enough to not take that job. He already has plenty of money, so aggy couldn’t buy away his cultural concerns. 

Is aggy a step up from JSU at this point? Seems like a lateral move with better pay.

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

Yeah ... I'm not sure Aggy would cope very well with Deion when they can't handle RG III in the booth. 

 

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Least surprising screenshot ever. Fuck them infinity. 

Why would any recruit want to play for an improving team? 

Bijan isn’t SEC good. 

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Making fun of the Texas fans, and calling Texas and the rapers mediocre. Zero self-awareness. 
 

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More “Bijan is mediocre” talk. 
ESPN is pushing NIL for “tea yew.”

The Big 12 isn’t up to aggy standards. 
 

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aggy wasn’t up to Big 12 standards.

That’s the 2nd reason they ran away like Moses Rose from the Alamo.

Wasting Bijan? What have they done with Achane? 

Again, self-awareness is not part of aggy vocabulary. Talking shit about 8-4 when that's their ceiling 99% of the time. 

Dear god 3 and whatever didn’t score more than 20 points in a game lost to app state and talking shit on a rb that Is better than any human to ever suit up in CS lol 

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Dear god 3 and whatever didn’t score more than 20 points in a game lost to app state and talking shit on a rb that Is better than any human to ever suit up in CS lol 

Just wait an hear all the shit they talk if they find a white running back. 

Lulz at the aggy mod asking Hill's group if he was going to the Texas game.

"Bijan would have 250 yards rushing on us alone" 

Damn, that's a harsh insult to Bijan

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Shame they don't have the opportunity to dodge us in a bowl game this season. 

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1 hour ago, TXRed said:

More “Bijan is mediocre” talk. 
ESPN is pushing NIL for “tea yew.”

The Big 12 isn’t up to aggy standards. 
 

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Lulz "this was supposed to be their year". Yes, that's why we were preseason ranked 6th in the country. Oh wait.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Just wait an hear all the shit they talk if they find a white running back. 

Aggy would have recruited Will Shipley but assumed his dad roomed with Brad McCoy. Couldn't have any 'sip blood on a Jimbo squad. 

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oh shit, this was supposed to be our year?

Let’s see…started the season ranked #24, coming off 5-7, freshman QB, 2 freshman starters on the OL…yup, that’s generally the recipe for a breakthrough to national title contention.

Meanwhile, ags were preseason #6. But this was supposed to Texas’s year.

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

Shame they don't have the opportunity to dodge us in a bowl game this season. 

Can you imagine the absolute shit show it would have been if we were the bowl opponent they dodged last year?

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Any chance we can give Ukraine missles that can hit College Station?

 

 

 

Anyone want to tell Texags that one of the top expected hires for Rhule at Neb as Co-DC is E. Robinson? 

27 minutes ago, Deej said:

Any chance we can give Ukraine missles that can hit College Station?

 

 

 

Be careful, they might fight back with their sabres.

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz at the aggy mod asking Hill's group if he was going to the Texas game.

 

This was in a thread about visitors to the Aggie game.  I think he meant Hill would not be at the Aggie game.

 

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