December 6, 20223 yr I like the guy that says that Durkin's defense relies on LBs like Chavis's relies on lockdown corners. As opposed to defenses that don't need those things.
December 6, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, texifornia said: These guys calling for permanent banning of posters don't seem to understand that this would be deliberately hurting the bottom line of every Texags employee. Totally going to happen.Â
December 6, 20223 yr Popular Post The lack of critical thinking/blind acceptance of whatever is said as truth from aggy always impresses me.
December 6, 20223 yr Popular Post Would somebody please do me a solid and run this through an aggie to english translator?Â
December 6, 20223 yr Why am I so certain that GregJohnson poster has a shirt that he wears that says: "My dad is a dean among men".......
December 6, 20223 yr Seems like it says something along the lines of they are good and we are terrible, so the way forward is to be twice as terrible as us to show how good they are.Â
December 6, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Would somebody please do me a solid and run this through an aggie to english translator? Probably the same poster who thought it was a recruiting violation for us to still be recruiting anthony hill when he decommitted.
December 6, 20223 yr  I love response number 1 here. Of course the most logical and most likely response is that they are all getting recruited over from the portal. This may be the most aggie post ever.
December 6, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, texifornia said: It's a busy recruiting weekend for the Texas Longhorns. As visitors being to arrive, Head Coach Steve Sarkisian whips out his photos app. "Oh hey there 5 Star Recruit, welcome to Austin! My name is Steve. I'm excited to be able to tell you about the Texas Longhorns. But first, let me show you these screenshots. Can you believe that AgSince39 would say that about A&M players and recruits!? Quite rude, if you ask me. Now go on ahead for a tour of the stadium with Position Coach. I'm going to show this here photo to more of your peers and I'll see you after!" "Hello again 5 Star Recruit! I hope you enjoyed the tour with Position Coach. Now that we're talking again, let me show you this screenshot of what InSalesOfWk88 said about their QB playing through injury. Oh, position coach already showed you that one? That's good. We make sure to take every opportunity to show you these screenshots. Have you seen this one of LoochNutsYum? It is extra vulgar. Oh, you'd like to commit? And it's because of the screenshots? Well I can't say I'm surprised; LoochNutsYum works every time. Go that way and tell them you committed so they can make your graphic and let 247 know to bump your rating." 'Muahaha,' Steve thinks to himself. 'It's a good thing Jimbo and his staff are so virtuous. I can't talk good, scheme an offense, or coach QBs like him, but he can't match my subterfuge. Those Aggies are the best fans in sports - and Kyle field is a marvel of engineering - but by making fake TexAgs accounts and saying mean things, I'm able to turn their greatest advantage - the Vaunted 12th Man! - against them. Bwahaha what a ruse.' Edited December 6, 20223 yr by Bodacious Bevo
December 6, 20223 yr 18 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Would somebody please do me a solid and run this through an aggie to english translator? Careful, they’re going to get their slidin’ boots on and attack evil ol’ tu with swords and howitzers! Their attack will be astounding, full of precision marching. They have a military background after all.Â
December 6, 20223 yr  Yea. I walked across the Air Force Academy quad once. Look at me! I'm a fighter pilot! This is the pure stuff. No identity without tu. Delusion of military greatness even if they never served in the real army or circle jerked with fake army. Warriors by association. As usual, they're the last bastion of all that is good. Why does the evil world keep them down? We're all homos which is de facto unholy without moral or scruple. The funny part is that he seems to want to double our wickedness to punish us for yet another imaginary trespass. This is why I can't take my eyes off of them. It's like keeping an eye on a limping, muttering lunatic who can pose no real threat to you but who persists in stalking you. You turn to watch him and he bows pitifully up and says he can kick your ass. You shrug and continue along hearing the shuffle of his feet and blather always trailing. Â
December 7, 20223 yr Any cliff notes on what they’re talking about with respect to us? Is there one particular incident or are they just rambling about how big brother gave them a swirly?
December 7, 20223 yr 57 minutes ago, closetojumping said: This page is uncut dope. Holy shit. Â Â 52 minutes ago, Nivek said: I am going to need rehab after the next few months. Â Â
December 7, 20223 yr Would somebody please do me a solid and run this through an aggie to english translator? That Aggie majored in English. Look at the use of commas
December 7, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Would somebody please do me a solid and run this through an aggie to english translator? This has to be the most amazingly stupid post in an ocean of stupid posts. It is like Mount Everest amongst the rocky mountains.Â
December 7, 20223 yr 14 minutes ago, Vertigo said: This has to be the most amazingly stupid post in an ocean of stupid posts. It is like Mount Everest amongst the rocky mountains.  If it's the ocean, given the propensity of Aggies to sink, for your metaphor I would go with the Mariana Trench. (Or South Austin's Mom's hoo-ha ... )
December 7, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Would somebody please do me a solid and run this through an aggie to english translator? Fake Army throws down hard, bitches!
December 7, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Would somebody please do me a solid and run this through an aggie to english translator?Â
December 7, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, deft said: Any cliff notes on what they’re talking about with respect to us? Is there one particular incident or are they just rambling about how big brother gave them a swirly? Some remarkable genius posted this on the Jimbo 2023:
December 7, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said: The lack of critical thinking/blind acceptance of whatever is said as truth from aggy always impresses me. Seriously. Especially immediately  after they flew off the handle like screeching dunces after getting the wrong Harris. 🤣
December 7, 20223 yr Wow, have they attempted to collect rent at least once in the past 12 years? Seems we're trashing the place beyond repair.
December 7, 20223 yr Wow - did Perroni just off himself from ever being able to 'break news' on his own site again? Â This seems kinda bad, even for hysterical aggy. Â Â Â Â Â peroni.jfif Edited December 7, 20223 yr by Alphie Solomons. no idea
December 7, 20223 yr My favorite posts from all this are KKL assuring everyone that not all of their scrubs will find landing spots (so basically even though they want to leave they're not very good so they'll be back), and the ags convincing themselves that the players are just holding them ransom for more NIL like that's a good thing. "No, no, this is all fine, they just are going to threaten to leave unless they get more money." I guess Jimbo really has been coaching them up, after all.
December 7, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, Hornlover said: Â Â https://twitter.com/AggiesToday/status/1600310006888697856 Â
December 7, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said: Â Well it sure seems like at least 16 or so of them are.Â
December 7, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, texifornia said: @SydneyCarton They got to your conclusion about the Politics board, too I don’t post here, just mostly lurk and read the updates from @closetojumping I’ve been saying for at least 10 years now the posts from the texags politics board should be shown to Black players and recruits (and their mamas) at aggy. That would show them what that fanbase truly thinks about Blacks.  And I believe some of that was spilling over into their football forum…
December 7, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Pancho said: I don’t post here, just mostly lurk and read the updates from @closetojumping I’ve been saying for at least 10 years now the posts from the texags politics board should be shown to Black players and recruits (and their mamas) at aggy. That would show them what that fanbase truly thinks about Blacks.  And I believe some of that was spilling over into their football forum… Doesn't even need to be the politics forum. There's racist shit that's posted everywhere and no one bats an eye. It's left up and not deleted, but if you question the TexAgs staff you'll be bannedÂ
December 7, 20223 yr 22 minutes ago, Pancho said: I don’t post here, just mostly lurk and read the updates from @closetojumping I’ve been saying for at least 10 years now the posts from the texags politics board should be shown to Black players and recruits (and their mamas) at aggy. That would show them what that fanbase truly thinks about Blacks.  And I believe some of that was spilling over into their football forum… If us taking screenshots of racist shit and showing it to recruits was a) true and b) effective, it would've been weaponized plenty after the kellon mond, sul ross statue stuff. You could've just searched the forum for the word "uppity" and had a treasure trove of ammunition.Â
December 7, 20223 yr Popular Post We have players driving around in Lamborghinis and they think our coach’s recruiting pitch revolves around screenshots of Texags?
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