December 8, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: Also has to hurt that their OC candidates run the same Big12 offenses they have made fun of for years. Those offenses only work against bad defenses. Why would they want that? As if Riley is going there, anyway.
December 8, 20223 yr “Jimbo got his guy and it’s gonna be amazing. You guys think Reuben Owens flips on a dime if he doesn’t know who the OC is?” 1. The coach of the team he was committed to just left. 2. Dudes, you signed a shitload of 5 stars on defense last year with no DC, the coaching and Aggie magic isn’t what’s attracting these guys. Speaking of that… 3. He didn’t flip on a dime, he flipped on a shitload of dimes.
December 8, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Jebus said: “Jimbo got his guy and it’s gonna be amazing. You guys think Reuben Owens flips on a dime if he doesn’t know who the OC is?” 1. The coach of the team he was committed to just left. 2. Dudes, you signed a shitload of 5 stars on defense last year with no DC, the coaching and Aggie magic isn’t what’s attracting these guys. Speaking of that… 3. He didn’t flip on a dime, he flipped on a shitload of dimes. Ya stooopid sip. Good ol' Reuben saw the videos of yell leaders, guys with slidin' boots and swords, and dead dogs, and decided he wants to play in the bestest facilities, before the bestest fans, in the only texum team in the SECX3, all because he loves him some fightin' texum aggy. Money had nothing to do with it. Stoopid sip. Whoop!
December 8, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said: I just love when those dirt clods get a bit of wind in their sails. When it’s all bad news, they either stop posting or they become realistic. The gold happens when they believe. They believe every offseason. Because that's when the bad news stops.
December 8, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, RomaVicta said: The world and them in it in their minds. Just one piece or play away. 1. We all marvel at the astute observations of Aggies: A better team will make us better. You're a fool if you don't believer this. And what is the person who thinks this is revelatory? 2. Ahh, the norm. All at once, an admission of their norm, 8T4, and a denial of their present, 5T7. Remarkable. 3. Yes! Yes! The significantly better offense will lift them up past the norm and into the promised land and into the thinly-veiled beautiful woman's arms. O awake you magnificent winged giant from thy slumber forever! How are they still not playing Georgia. Have they play them once since joining the SEC?
December 8, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Liquor and Poker said: They believe every offseason. Because that's when the bad news stops. And offseason started about 5 weeks earlier than normal for them this year.
December 8, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said: And offseason started about 5 weeks earlier than normal for them this year. Wait, when do they play the Liberty Bowl?
December 9, 20223 yr Author Popular Post 9 hours ago, texifornia said: "I bet they lose Baxter. After Bijan's talent was completely wasted I feel like it would be easy to flip a running back from them"
December 9, 20223 yr Genuinely insane how much one completely expected commitment transforms their mindsets and sets the expectations to unreachable heights. Fucking batshit, all of them.
December 9, 20223 yr It doesn't take a genius to see the benefit of taking high character guys over an equally or slightly more talented head case. Evans may have worked out here but he would had portaled at the first sign of adversity. Aggy won't admit it but in their band is mercenaries and prima dona's the one steady hand was Achane and now they are gonna hand their fortunes off to a guy that has plenty of room for more area code tattoos while we won't be sweating transfer drama outside of Choice leaving or some unforeseen scenario that we can't predict. Damn it feels good to be a Horn.
December 9, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: What in the ever living fuck? I feel like I just teleported to bizzaro world.
December 9, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, deft said: His avatar looks like Noho Hank. Edited December 9, 20223 yr by Plorant Didn’t paste gif
December 9, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Just a reminder this guy is the biggest idiot on the aggy 247 board. I love when they say these things..."like they have planned it." Yes, it was always planned this way to have zero momentum and a borderline top 20 class just days from nsd1. This was always a super secret recruiting strategy and not a power struggle with Jimbo and the money that is resulting in desperation $ deals at the 11th hour so rich aggy don't have to be teased by their mean tu buddies about landing a shit class after a shit season. Even though it might look exactly like that, it's definitely not that.
December 9, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Coastag227 and Carter66 sound like the same person. Don’t they all sound like the same person?
December 9, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said: Don’t they all sound like the same person? Like a Greek chorus. Only question - tragedy or comedy?
December 9, 20223 yr They keep posting that Cooper isn't officially in the portal, but they forget that the school has 48 hrs before they make it official.
December 9, 20223 yr From the screenshot above: Cooper was their highest graded LB this season (he would have been behind Ford and Overshown on Texas' roster).
December 9, 20223 yr He says things we want to hear! Hire him! No. Bad. News. Ever. This is amusing. 27 minutes ago, HtownHorn said: Holy shit, we were 5-7, so these guys aren't losses, is quite the take. Remarkable. I guess they'd trade a couple of starters, more than a dozen 4-stars on their roster (plus two 5-stars) for two 5 star recruits and maybe 8 new starters from the portal should they be able to or even try to attract them. Player development, team cohesion, and actually winning more than 8 games are overrated. It's also nice that they declare truths without even a scintilla of evidence. Texas coaches are showing Texags complaints about Santucci to Hill. Everybody get in line and only praise the iceberg that tore a hole in the ship. Jimbo is a beautiful iceberg. The light passes through the prism of his existence and spreads into spectacular color. Why complain? Nobody will want to board our ship.
December 9, 20223 yr I am enjoying their line of thinking that this mass exodus of LB's is making Anthony Hill more likely to re-commit to them.
December 9, 20223 yr They are national champions at believing binary truths that are polar opposites. We're getting everybody. We're rich and NIL is our path to glory boys! Ha ha, the poors will always hate us because we are so great! Money, facilities, a coach who knows how to win a natty? We has it! I can't wait for the 2022 season and another round of recruiting! And now, here we are in their own words: Next will come "grow a pair." Then? They sign a good OC, get a couple of good commits, have national championship level practices, and anticipate the heavy lids of the sleeping giant to flutter in wakefulness.
December 9, 20223 yr Man they're weird. I've known it my whole life, but this thread never stops highlighting. They have a position coach that is actively failing the program on every level and a bunch of posters are shrieking about criticisms of the guy. They think all of this makes them more attractive to recruits and players in the portal. They're lamenting the idea that this is no longer a "team of aggies" and instead mercenaries. While that is accurate, a whole bunch of other posters are also completely flummoxed and cannot figure out what is happening and why. 57 minutes ago, texifornia said: Pinche Guero exemplifies in sharp relief the power of the aggie psyche. He's hit in the kicked and hit in the fucking balls repeatedly by the brutal realities of being an aggie fan, yet his response to the latest nut punch is to immediately assume that everything is okay because the next thing that happens is about to upgrade everything. They are undefeated in one thing and one thing only - unbridled, uninformed, naive optimism. It makes them tenacious with their idiotic fervor and it provides us with endless humor.
December 9, 20223 yr Popular Post The other thing that is awesome with these rubes is that they're lamenting the changing landscape of college football while also being completely disconnected with their program's role in the fuckery over the last few cycles. Ritz Bitz went out of his way to trivialize the size and scope of the bag game of his enemies by moving the market for recruits up by a full fucking magnitude shift compared to prior cycles. Now, all of that is coming home to roost in the most heinous ways possible for the program - attrition; a tsunami of negative recruiting against them; teams tampering with their players to fuck with them on their resources for "NIL"; an onslaught of terrible media coverage; the creation of a haves and have nots culture; roster anger over salary imbalance; and everyone else moving the price of poker up significantly thus ruining their notion of moneywhipping the market. It's all delicious.
December 9, 20223 yr 49 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said: I am enjoying their line of thinking that this mass exodus of LB's is making Anthony Hill more likely to re-commit to them. What are you talking about? Hill has been back in for weeks stupid sip. The guy who wants to go play for Deion said so with a single emoji to let me know it's all going to be ok.
December 9, 20223 yr Have any of y'all ever looked at Santucci's resume prior to being hired at aggy? Here is his P5 position coaching experience before Jimbo brought him on: 2019 - Wake Forest (Linebackers) That's it. The dude that is actively destroying their LB room has no inherent ties to Texas and has a weaker resume than the chick that was riding with Petrino on his motorcycle, yet there is no indication that he is even on a hot seat.
December 9, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said: Have any of y'all ever looked at Santucci's resume prior to being hired at aggy? Here is his P5 position coaching experience before Jimbo brought him on: 2019 - Wake Forest (Linebackers) That's it. The dude that is actively destroying their LB room has no inherent ties to Texas and has a weaker resume than the chick that was riding with Petrino on his motorcycle, yet there is no indication that he is even on a hot seat. I can't believe Elijah Robinson continues to stick around. They must be paying him a shit ton of moneu.
December 9, 20223 yr It’s convenient that now they hate mercenaries now that getting cash to recruits and players is (largely) above board.
December 9, 20223 yr 23 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: I can't believe Elijah Robinson continues to stick around. They must be paying him a shit ton of moneu. He likely just pilfered a raise to not go with Matt Rhule.
December 9, 20223 yr Popular Post 2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said: It’s convenient that now they hate mercenaries now that getting cash to recruits and players is (largely) above board.
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