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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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It's amazing that they can't come to grips that our LB group this year was much better and that maybe Hill took notice of it.  

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

It's amazing that they can't come to grips that any homosapien or otherwise sentient being would rather spend time in Austin than step foot in the banal hemmorhoid that is BCS.

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I like that "Texas under Sark" is an insult to them. We hit Jimbo's typical season this year, 8-4 with a top 10 win and 1-2 dogshit, inexcusable losses. But sure, he wouldn't be wasted at A&M.

1 hour ago, campcrunk said:

"People think Texas has an edge because Texas has blasted it to every source they have Hill is theirs and he loves them. I've seen this story too many times." 

 

So, sort of like... Malcom Brown? Tim Cole? Sydir Mitchell? Holton Hill? Kris Boyd? Malik Jefferson? Jeff McCulloch? Alfred Collins? Vernon Broughton? Cedric Reed? Johntay Cook? Cedric Baxter? Hayden Connor? Troy Omeire? Jordan Whittington? Brandon Jones? Moro Ojomo? 

 

And those are just the "big" names I can remember off the top of my head. I, too, have "seen this story too many times." And that's all just in our past 13 years of wandering the desert

Rumor is Kris Boyd is still looking for a ride to College Station

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They keep saying this as though it only takes some level of physical determination to draw some day 1 starters out of the portal. Just hit it really hard. It's easy if you just hit it hard.

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Not bad, Aggy. Not bad at all.

And for the unintentional comedy, ladies and gentlemen, I give you jetblack.

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17 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Fat Hamm in his feelings 

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I mean at least McDonald is a Top 100 guy in two of the industry lists. This kid is a JAG.

Screen shots of message board posts to negative recruit a 5-7 team that is without an OC and has a DC who murders players that can’t go without water during summer workouts. Most of their two deep is in the portal currently. 
 

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The angst and refusal to see the writing on the wall with regard to Hill from those morons has more to do with him picking Texas over them than any other reason than they’ll admit. It forces them to face the truth about where and who they are as a program after convincing themselves they are one of the big boys and on a level with Texas in the national picture. It’s a shock and reminder to their fragile ego. Like getting hit in the face with a wet squirrel.

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1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

The angst and refusal to see the writing on the wall with regard to Hill from those morons has more to do with him picking Texas over them than any other reason than they’ll admit. It forces them to face the truth about where and who they are as a program after convincing themselves they are one of the big boys and on a level with Texas in the national picture. It’s a shock and reminder to their fragile ego. Like getting hit in the face with a wet squirrel.

Right. They are very invested in the narrative that the Texas defense is super shitty and always will be under Sark, based on 2021. 2022 doesn’t fit the narrative as well, because the defense was actually kinda good. Oh and one of the Texas LBs was an AP 3rd-team AA.

Anyway, the defense and LBs were terrible in 2021. They much prefer to concentrate on that.

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Back to the old Sumlin days. “Well we suck but so does tu. In state 5 stars should go to Georgia or Bama.”

Time really is a flat circle. 

Gonna have to be quick. Looch is probably going to delete the worst of it fast. 

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Let's start with the amuse bouche - Chantz a l'maroon

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PS: I have to wait 2 minutes between posts or they all merge together, so more comments = faster new content

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

PS: I have to wait 2 minutes between posts or they all merge together, so more comments = faster new content

I’m doing my part!

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Let's all see if TheBigCat20 comes back tonight

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God damn, I don't think the tears about us joining the SEC will ever be beaten, but the way they're turning on each other right now is up there

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@Longhornfrenzy is taking a break for dinner, and I can finally finish this episode of The Americans, but more to come

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Surely they have been beaten into submission and there won’t be a lot of fireworks right? 

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Only the Cloak Room is a dumber echo chamber than texaggy. Anyone questioning Jimbo is immediately banned.

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txaggie2012, my dear aggy friend, the saddest part for you is that we didn't even match your offer

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God, the guy saying this is because their boosters aren’t giving enough money is fully depleting my dopamine rn. That is the icing on the cake of excuses and conclusions drawn from this season. 

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Jet Black still stanning for his boy Santucci is beautiful. He was the one saying Hill to aggy was the worst kept secret in Texas.

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Also this one fully fuckin knocked me out. Holy shit I can’t stop laughing at this. 

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Just now, theBigHen said:

Also this one fully fuckin knocked me out. Holy shit I can’t stop laughing at this. 

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Jet Black still stanning for his boy Santucci is beautiful. He was the one saying Hill to aggy was the worst kept secret in Texas.

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Jet Black is Mrs. Santucci

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